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Author has written 15 stories for Love, Manga, Life, General, Humor, Fantasy, Romance, Mystery, General, and Horror. I'm a Christian, and I don't appreciate others thinking that ALL Christian's think being gay is wrong and ALL Christian's have something again homosexual's or lesbian's or others complaining to me that all Christian's talk about in Church is how wrong being gay is. My favourite foods are scalloped potatoes and cheese, TURKEY STUFFING, Chicken Straight from a can, and Whole Wheat Honey and Oats bread with Nutella on it. My inspiration is hard to find... But when I usually find ideas its from: inside jokes (almost all the time, its this), sleepovers (watching YouTube video's during a sleepover, ect., ect.), strange events, a pretty thought (one with nature in it, ect.), drawing little comics, playing with Barbies (yes, its fun to make them to really funny things... I've got this one story and this is what ha-INTERUPPTING COW) :3 I'm in the middle of a move right now, so I may not update. My favorite color is rosybrown, all shades of green except forest green, and all shades of orange except pumpkin orange and my favorite text is Californian FB and Tm Cent MT (It's like a mini Century Gothic only not so popular!) I hate all cliche's and all forms of cliche's and will try my best to avoid them at all costs. :) I Thought that This was funny. For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I'm CANADIAN so I MUST say "EH" a THOUSAND TIMES a day. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!! I'm PRETTY(OR PRETTYISH), so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be effing them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13 I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I've been told) I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around. I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. | |||||||
1. Our Beloved Childish Purinsesu! reviewsMy FAILED attempt at NaNoWriMo. It's just going to be a series now. o 3 oManga - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,067 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-29-09 - Published: 11-9-092. The wheels on the bus reviewsThe wheels on the bus go round' and round', round' and round', round' and round', the wheels on the bus go round' and round', all through the town... TAKE OVER! TAKE OVER!Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-6-09 - Published: 11-6-093. My thoughts on something reviewsThis apple is an orange. I just had to get it out. So... now, how fruity are you?Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-25-09 - Published: 8-25-094. Queen Doreen's Last Memories of Sir FrancoisONE SHOT. Queen Doreen's last memories of the outgoing boatman Sir Francois before his death, or should I say, murder. “Sir Andrew, fetch the boat, I’d like to see my land the boatman loved so much…” was all she said. I return R&R's so please do! :3Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-19-09 - Published: 8-19-095. Message in a Bottle reviewsNot as boring as it may sound! Please R&R? Anyways, this is my first one shot, it starts off with a game of Truth or Dare, actually, and ends with a horrible thunder storm and an uncharted island. : Hope you enjoy !Complete - Mystery - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-17-09 - Published: 8-17-096. The Messenger PWNing of Sean: The Sequel reviewsYou don't need to read the first PWNing of the idiot Sean over Messenger to understand it, don't worry. This is basically a Messenger chat where Sean tried copying Ojae and LARF MY AFRO! but ends up leaving and being PWNed. If you don't mind, please R&R?Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-5-09 - Published: 8-5-097. Nighttime Idiot Girl reviewsA girl who's an idiot in the nighttime, but a brainiac in the day. She would do anything for business, since she's a prostitute, but when she steals a customer from a fellow prostitute, something goes a little wacky, and emotions and love run high. R&RComplete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-2-09 - Published: 8-2-098. Her Cyber Formula reviewsThe girl lives the perfect life, the life everybody fantasizes about. But, the one thing she isn't happy with, is herself. But the Cyber Formula could change that... And when her boyfriend buys it for their 5th anniversary together, it destroys her life..Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-31-09 - Published: 7-31-099. Goodnight, childrenWilliam Blackwell kills a class of kindergartens in the strangest of ways. This story includes: marshmallows, a gun, and trickery. R&R's as well as critism is HIGHLY appreciated. May be better than it sounds. Please enjoy !Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-30-09 - Published: 7-30-0910. Distance can Change a PersonA women goes with her husband to start a new life on an island, and thats what caused her to divorce him and leave with her children. But one day, when he gets shot in a general store, she suddenly realizes something she would have never realized before..Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-30-09 - Published: 7-30-0911. Howe Sake Lake » reviewsVery bad at summaries, hard to explain, R&R! Lets just say that Mitsaki, Song, Yuna, and John will have a lotta trouble trying to cooperate with each other when they purchase the summer cottage at Howe Sake Lake. And a lot of unknown trouble is lurkingManga - Fiction Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,872 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-30-09 - Published: 6-14-0912. The Messenger PWNING of Sean reviewsRead the lenghty PWNING of Sean, when she tries to insult Lakes in front of Ojae and LARF MY AFRO! over messenger. These do-ers of lake justice tell mini stories alongside jokes some may or may not understand. Either way she was PWNED. True story. R&R! :Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,356 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-29-09 - Published: 7-29-0913. High Up on a Hill reviewsA story of somebody who wants to be in control. He wants to be known as someone great. He works hard to achieve this title, and achieves it, with regret. Why? Because he's lost so much, sacrificed it all for this dream. R&R's are highly appreciated! :3Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-28-09 - Published: 7-28-0914. For grantedWriting is the only thing I haven't forgotten how to do. Never take anything for granted.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 6-14-09 - Published: 6-14-0915. Protect me reviewsA sort of long poem, of a girl who writes a passionate card to her true love. She wants him to protect her, yet she feels he may pull away, abandon her.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-20-08 - Published: 9-20-08