Do you need an introduction to the person behind the words? The beauty of the internet is that it grants everyone anonymity, and I might as well make full use of it.

And thus, my name shall be 'Ambiguous' because it sounds cool and might inspire people to go to Dictionary.com.

Dictionary.com, might I add, is a very, very cool website because I have recently found dried flowers in my dictionary and the thought of what else looms beneath the covers frightens me.

My age? Let's just say that I am immature enough to squeal loudly at earthworms but matured enough to trudge around in soil, barefooted. Just so I can uncover more earthworms and squeal more.

On top of that, I still have a weakness for the Telletubbies but I hate the Jonas Brothers with a burning passion. Along with Miley Cyrus, Selana Gomez, Demi Lovato, Vannessa Anne Hudgens, Ashley Tisdale, and well, the rest of the gang.

Oh, and HeeheeheeheeHEEEEEEEE! Nicholas D'Agosto is hot.

Don't mind me. I just drank two cans of Pepsi and my sanity isn't exactly in it's tip-top condition right now. I can't help it. Pepsi is a way for the under-aged with over-protective parents to get high.

Hmm, hobbies. Surprising as it may seem, writing isn't my hobby. It's just... something I do whenever I feel like it. Just like homework.

I like: Reading (Not books), Surfing (not on a surf board; it's more like in front of the computer screen), Playing games (and not the outdoors variety, either) and Watching the Telly (No confusion there, huh?)

I also like bashing the above mentioned people that I hate. In case my saying this warrants a lawsuit, I would like to repeat, once again that I. AM. UNDER-AGED. And I'm thankful for it.

Have I listed off everything on The Great List Of Useless Things People Put On Their Profile That People Could Care Less About?

Oh, yeah. I haven't mentioned the name of my pet dog, cat, fish, monkey, armadillo, bunny, pony, and rock.

I'm sorry. Their names must remain private and confidential because the SPCA might come after me for owning a pet monkey, like they did to Le Great Bimbo, Pariz Hiltonne.

Happy reading!