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MiddaySatire
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since: 04-03-08, id: 606298, Profile edited: 11-17-08
country: United States
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Author has written 11 stories for Thriller, General, Fable, Sci-Fi, General, and Supernatural.

Welcome, I am Katja Aeron Valiant.
(It's been a million years since I've updated. But again, that is relatively impossible.)

November 17th, Monday
is Haley's Sixteenth Birthday!!
Happy Birthday, Haley Jade.

I am sure that if I am lacerated in any way...
My blood will be black as tar and just as fragrant as a dark French roast.

The first thing I must say is this:
If a procrastinator can still find time to be a busybody, I've found a way to do that.
I've been flooded with another huge idea that is solidifying as we speak,
and I am too eager to introduce to you my newest find (which of course, Quinne is not happy about)
Mr. R. L. Valspar.
He is the main protagonist of A Sordid Melancholy, my alternate dig from La Guardia.
I do have something solid, and I have posted it. Ha-duh. It's been while.

I had the best pick-me-up besides coffee a few weeks ago... a long distance phone call that entailed something that goes a little like this...
"So, he's a sleazeball."
"More like... a sleazy sophisticated ball, if that makes sense."
Follow that with an uproarious gale of laughter.
That would be my good friend and occasional reviewer, Medieval-Rogue.
She is an amazing author, and I implore you to drop by her page.
If you have the time, delve into The Three Powers.
And if not... I suggest that you read A Professional Mystery.
I could almost guarantee the spine-tinglies, but again, I don't want to be liable.

There has been a new addition for those of you who actually read and review!
My best friend... affectionately known on this server as Bitch, summarizes my stories in her own words and makes me laugh my can off. If she forgets something, she posts it under the alias of OMG. She is the main proprietor of The Bitchin' Press, and will have an entire review column in every one of my public works.
No flames, please--she's enough of a nuclear warhead on her own.

As always,
Goodday.

I've changed Angel of La Guardia's title to Fragments, simply because that is all that's published there. It's not to be taken as a complete, chronologically accurate storyline, so please, don't be confused, and most certainly don't leave slightly miffed reviews telling me what I already know. Enjoy reading my fragments of thought, and let me know what you think. La Guardia will be up as a whole story in a short amount of time. Fragments are merely my scratch paper.

And also-- the skeletons for the La Guardia books have all been laid out. Some of them are in need of repair, but as always, 'tis only a flesh wound!
(PS--A game is in the process of being created as well.
Quinne's sprites are done, but I've put it on the back burner for now.)

Another Announcement!

My good Finnish friend, Maarit Hyvärinen, has been signed on to do the artwork for
The Angel of La Guardia!
I am so very excited about this, and you should be so too.

Katja's Current Playlist
Sunshine--Aerosmith
Anna Molly--Incubus
Dancing Lasha Tumbai-- Verka Serduchka
Bullet in an Angel--Autovein
And We All Return To Our Roots--The Forecast
Cassis--The GazettE
Hands in the Sky (Big Shot)--Straylight Run
Detriot Waves--Matt Nathanson
Where Did You Go--No Motiv
Read My Mind--The Killers
Lieube, Lieube (I Love You)--Todomondo
Miss Delaney--Jack's Mannequin
I'm Ready--Jack's Mannequin
Carnival of Rust--Poets of the Fall
Unknown Soldier--Breaking Benjamin
Hearts Burst Into Fire--Bullet For My Valentine
Time--David Bowie

Current Works
The Saga of La Guardia (4/6)

The Angel of La Guardia
Sanguine Ice: His Winter Eterne
Ephemeral Flame
The Scent of Steel And Mocha
A Sordid Melancholy
I: The Truths
II: Pendulum of Justice
III: Ash and Revolution
IV: Becoming The Sky

Other Works

The Neon Highway Line
October's Esperance
Dr. Darke
Almost Lover




1. A Sordid Melancholy I: The Truths reviews
Following the travesties of R. L. Valspar, executive partner in H., V., and Y. Attorneys at Law, may just be a healthy dose of reality for those delusioned vampire romanticists. He will irritate, disgust, disillusion you, and if you're lucky--defend you.
Supernatural - Fiction Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-27-08 - Published: 10-27-08
2. Grey Skies, in Key of E
Sing for not me, but your own vindication... sing as if it is what you need to live, to thrive... because the only truth is in song.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-8-08 - Published: 10-8-08
3. Doctor Darke » reviews
Aeons from now… someone has lived thousands of lives, letting each pass at a second’s notice. Someone has toppled and rebuilt societies, all in a blink of the mind’s eye. Someone can make or break you in just a thought. Sometimes, that's all it takes.
Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,612 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-7-08 - Published: 9-2-08
4. Sanguine Ice: His Winter Eterne » reviews
Estranged from the rest of the world, Quinne is forced to trudge on deeper into the depths of his own insanity. After kidnapping a bank clerk, he's got more baggage than he bargained for...
Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,883 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-16-08 - Published: 9-8-08
5. you are a dark road
there is no Rand McNally to your mind.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-10-08 - Published: 9-10-08
6. The Angel Of La Guardia reviews
A professor's experiment goes too far, leaving him to do only what he can-repeat it in hopes of success. A killer terrorizes Amberlin, leaving no evidence of who he is. This ties up the life of Haley Vervaine as she fights for nothing but her own survival
Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-9-08 - Published: 9-9-08
7. October's Esperance
A gilded love too archaic for its times thrives within two young hearts, entwined beyond mortality. It is only when tragedy strikes, that the bounds are fully leapt, and the meaning of the word love comes to life... with Adam and Esperance.
General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-3-08 - Published: 9-3-08
8. Fragments » reviews
These, as described, are merely fragments of thought pertaining to La Guardia. This is not a chronologically based story, just a collection of drabblings.
Thriller - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,966 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-2-08 - Published: 4-15-08
9. Mister Pettydream's Garden reviews
A place where the sun and moon collide, orchids watch over yipping, fluffing dandelions... where roses as sage as wine reminicse and koi silently guard the fountain of secrets. Mister Pettydream narrates a trip though the Living Garden.
Fable - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-9-08 - Published: 5-9-08
10. another day, just breathe reviews
another day, just believe. we're used to it by now...--telépopmusik
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-29-08 - Published: 4-29-08
11. Pantheon II: Quinne's Malady » reviews
Professor Raphaeus Quinne gives his account of trial and err before and after his most 'successful' experiment. Battling himself as his strongest enemy, he embarks with a deathwish intent on recapturing the elusive and predatory killer Haley Vervaine.
Thriller - Fiction Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,068 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-15-08 - Published: 4-15-08
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