Author has written 3 stories for Life, Horror, and Romance. Hi! My name's Kelsey. I'm about 5 foot 3 and I have dark hair, eyes, and skin, but I don't see how that really matters. My friends say I also have a dark soul, but that's silly. Don't they know I have no soul? Anyway, I'm sixteen and live somewhere in the south east of the United States. It's my personal goal to go to college and get the hell out of here one day. I do have a fanfiction, but I prefer fictionpress because the work is original. They say practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why should we practice? Apparently my wrestling coach doesn't see it that way, so if I can't update as fast as you'd like, blame him! I enjoy writing because it helps me to get away from well, life. I don't like slash, I have never liked slash, and I will never like slash, so don't make me read it. I can stand a gay guy or lesbian in a story, as long as they're not the main characters. I don't have a problem with homosexuals, but I don't want to read about their little romances either. I'm into horror, so if you have a really good story you want me to check out, just let me know. But if I read one more Twilight knockoff on this site I'm going to scream! The original wasn't even that good, so I don't really know if I want to ever read anything like it again. I do like human/vampire romances, as long as they're more interesting. I also like fantasy and the general genre. Though I have not really found much worth reading in the fantasy genre on this site, just a bunch of bullshit about elvin princesses, dragons, and fairytails people have tried rewriting. I can't spell and I do the best to edit my work, but sometimes I miss things. I don't mind being flamed, because either 1. my story sucks and it's a good thing someone let me know. 2. They suck and need a life. or 3. Some people take the words constructive criticism too far. Either way, I don't mind flames, but nice reviews are better. I am one of the few teenage girls in the world that does not, nor will I ever have a crush on Edward Cullen. Why? Well, let's see. 1. He's waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too over protective. 2. In New Moon, he just leaves. Then when Bella saves his ass, he just comes back and gets in bed with her like everything's fine again. 3. He sparkles, am I the only one who thinks there's something wrong with that? Can you say queer? 4. Well, he said himself that he had a craving for Bella's blood. In my eyes, that's like a boy around seventeen or eighteen falling in love with a cheeseburger. Men, have any of you ever fallen in love with a cheeseburger? Be honest! Despite what my friends think, I am not emo. Why was that stereotype invented anyway? I listen to rock music. Yes, some of it is death metal, but so what? I like the color black. Again, what's wrong with that? And there are a lot of people in the world with morbid senses of humor! I mean I am so sorry that the thought of getting run over by an ambulance is funny to me! And just because I laughed while thinking about Harry Potter dying of the flu after all the shit he's been through (wow that rhymed) doesn't mean I'm emo. My god people, I don't cut myself. Wait, why am I even ranting about this? Most of you will probably never read this anyway... Well, I guess I should talk about my stories now. The Promise rated K because there's minimal violence. Genre: poetry/romance/tragedy Summary: Two teenagers who used to be friends are put in a bad situation at a convenient store. I wrote this back in the eighth grade, so I don't know why it's still up here. I personally don't like it, but you can read it and tell me what you think if you like. Vampiric Legacy rated T because I was also in the early part of my eighth grade year while writing this. Status: On hiatus until I can figure out where the hell it's goingg and edit it. Genre: horror, romance, adventure, and a little bit of humor.. Summary: For Alliandra Black, moving to NC is nothing new. She's been moving around for the last 100 or so years of her life. This time however, things don't go quite as planned and Alliandra has to face old enemies. Maybe this time, Raoul will stay dead. Yeah, I might just rewrite this whole story one day. Scattered Pieces Rated M for later chapters and swearing because someone's bound to complain. Status: In progress, though updates could be slow because I have a life. Genre: horror, adventure, mystery, with a little bit of romance in later chapters. Summary: We honestly have no idea what started it. All we know is the original disappearances started in Texas. Stacy says it's aliens, but this isn't a video game. It isn't a horror movie where there are survivers and I'm scared. I don't know if we'll live to see tomorrow and at this rate, we wouldn't. Well, that's all for now I guess. If you have questions, just PM me. I don't mind talking to people, so don't worry about bothering me. |