
Night: Okay. I'm the real Nightmarre Sterling. My best friend Mickey Dean Mousy thought she'd try and get away with posting my story and poems. Now we're doing this together. Mickey and me.
Mickey: I love you Night! Thank you for not deleting this! Heyya! It's Mickey! I almost got away with it if it wasn't for Dean, Ryan and Surri. They're so mean to me! So what now?
Night: You tell me. You started this.
Mickey: You always have the ideas, emo gurl.
Night: Emo my ass. I'm goth. And a vampire.
Mickey: Whatever. She likes to scare the shit outta people. And she's an addit.
Night: To yaoi. I don't abuse substances. I don't even smoke. I find homosexuality more additive than heroin.
Mickey: Hmm... HAHAHAHAHA!! Laugh Night! You lose weight if you laugh!
Night: ... That was so random...
Mickey: I'm being random so? It's like when Matt said "Have you noticed on YouTube, only the straight guys post dorky funny gay sex videos." See that was Matt being random. We weren't even watching YouTube then. We were in DisneyLand in line for the Tower of Terror.
Night: Mattie an idiot. He's allowed to say stuff like that.
Mickey: Or when Ryan said. "You only get struck with lighting when you fuck someone in a church." He, you and Dean were... were... what were you guys doing? Dean never told me.
Night: And for a good reason.
Mickey: Oh God. You guys fucked.
Night: Mickey. I think I'm a bad influance on you. I didn't get fucked okay.
Mickey: Then what?
Night: We went to Lake Eerie and it started to rayn. I say that Daen and I were the most likely ones to get hit with lighting because of all our piercings. Then Ryan said that. Then we all said that Matt was going to feel the lighting.
Mickey: You have no pity for him do you?
Night: No. He's such a whore. But it's funny to watch Will get mad at him for kissing another gurl. Or like last week, a boi. Though, it didn't really bother Will to find out Matt was bi. You'd think she'd flip or something.
Mickey: She's you're friend. Shouldn't we get back to the thing on Fiction Press?
Night: Once agian, my dear Mickey, you started it.
Mickey: Bitch.
Night: We're done. I'm leaving. Gonna meet with Dean, Ryan, and Edward. Bye peoples, demons, angels, losers, whatever the fuck you maybe. Nightmarre's gone.
Mickey: Wow. She really left. I have to go too. I stalk her without her knowing. MUAHAHAHAHA!! Farewell until... whenever we get back. Bye-Bye!