hi, I'm Camrin,it used to be Cameron,but there are about 6 boys in my school called that,soooooo...
Aanyway,here are a few fun facts to help you understand the wonderful, incredible, fantastic, oh-so-modest person that is me!!(and i have no self obsession problems at all, do i?)
Name: Camrin Rose Elsa.And thats all I'm telling you,cos if i put more, my parents would kill me.
Gender: well, my first name might confuzzle(I love that word!)you, but my middle names imply i am a...If you say boy i will kill you with a spoon(thanks to roughdiamond5 for that particular threat!)
Age: too old for my parents, too young for me.And 12 if you want to be picky.
country: England, and i am damn proud of it! though im french, greek, german, jewish and belgian as well, by way of my grandparents.
Height: 5.5''.I'm tall for my family.woot! i have just outgrown my mum! now i have 2 years left to outgrow dad...I'm gonna be taller than him by the time i'm 14, i'll bet on it.
Appearance: ringletty black hair, brown eyes that have a tendency to change colour according to my mood, glasses, odd earrings, actually, just imagine Anne Frank. then add glasses and an emo fringe, and you've got me!
Nicknames: cam (to my family), camrina (to people on here. actually, this is my favourite), freak( to everyone in my school) ,walking library (to my friend Hannah), idiot (to my little brother)
FAVOURITES!!
Books/authors:
Maximum ride(best ever!! though the 4th one was dissapointing in the COMPLETE LACK OF FAXNESS!),
Twilight etc.
pretty things,
Terry Pratchett
James Patterson
Lord Of The Flies
star dancer
Tithe & ironside
I capture the castle
Cry of the Icemark etc.
And so many others,it would take more room than I have. Really! On average, I read about 12 books a week!
Hobbies:
reading, writing, reading, sleeping, reading, climbing, reading, daydreaming, reading, fighting, reading, fanfiction,reading, drawing, reading, talking, reading, being a smart-ass, reading, being sarcastic, and reading!
ok, i know its waaay too long, but right near the bottom is some really funny stuff!
Quotes:
Did you know...
kissing is healthy.
bananas are good for period pain.
it's good to cry.
chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
lying is actually unhealthy.
you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.
it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
chocolate will make you feel better.
most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
a good friend never judges.
a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.
The deepest thoughts are thought on a bus.
boys aren't worth your tears.
we all love surprises.
Now... make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!!
WISH WISH WISH WISH
Your wish has just been recieved.
Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...
Your wish will be granted.
OK, so it isnt a quote,but i wanted my wish to come true!
This isnt a quote either, but its bloody hilarious!
35 Things to do when your in Walmart! -UPDATED-
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!"
15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, go!"
16. Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly when they take one.
17. Buy 350 cans of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" when the cashier tells you the price.
18. Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask people where you can find the CDs.
19. Start a fish-stick fight.
20. Walk up to random people, give them bear hugs, and say very loudly that you missed them and they never really did get that dandruf shampoo you recommended.
21. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "The Germans are coming!"
22. Attempt to fly off a high shelf.
23. Run up to an employee and ask "Do you like me?" If they say no, yell out "You broke my heart, you evil monster! I'm telling the manager!" and start throwing canned tomatoes at them. If they say yes just to get you away, pat their shoulder, and say "What a shame because that girl over there" point to a random person "was just about to ask you to dinner."
24. Throw confetti on random people walking into the store.
25. Whisper "I know your 'little' secret" to people in the checkout lines.
26. Stand inside the freezer in the frozen food section.
27. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...they want me to take you away...to aisle eight..."
28. Ask the clerk to make a page saying "If there is an Edward in the store, Bella is looking for you at the main info desk". (this works best if you love Twilight, and don't try with Maximum Ride)
29. See how many cans of frosting you can open and thoroughly lick without getting caught.
30. Go to a person with a shopping cart full of merchandise and demand a ride in the basket.
31. Practice your juggling with a few Grade-A eggs.
32. Squeeze the cream-filled doughnuts.
33. Walk into the baby clothes section, pick up a pink baby dress, then throw it down and run away screaming that the pink bunnies of doom came back.
34. Bow to the display of T.Vs in the electronics section.
35. See if you can move the bottom can from the gigantic canned beet pyramid
Something off green winged mistress' profile!
I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.
Stereotypes suck! Copy, paste & add.
Quotes found on other profiles!
Guys with Emo hair are like a billion times more sexy than other guys.
'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!
My goal in life is to have everyone I have ever come into contact with fall in love with Twilight series, and, more importantly, EDWARD!
You're intoxocated by my very presence
Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
I smile because I have no idea what's going on!
Life was so simple when boys had cooties
I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!
I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends
Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.
An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed...Unless the doctor is Carlisle, in which case, screw the apples! (thanks, V, for pointing that out! Luff ya!)
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
Ever stop to think...and forget to start again?
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!
My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought
Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!
After I read New Moon, I tried to book a plane down to Forks, so I could kick Jacob's werewolf ass! There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn
Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.
When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back
A good friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you. A BEST friend will call him, whispering "Seven days..."
Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you.
If you have a crush on somebody, but you are afraid to say anything about it, then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Don't worry, your secret is safe! Greenpool's loyalty, Sparrowflight, Sapphirepaw (My friend told him the second to last day of school!), Future Mrs. Nick Jonas (he's got a girlfriend!), magicmehome
He Said:
I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it.
She Said:
You wear pants don't you?
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full
Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916
Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843
Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901
Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916
Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901
Werewolves have enemies?...Only one.
She's all about the extreme sports these days
OMC-Since Edward is a perfect angel, and God created angels, and Carlisle created Edward, into a vampire, so God is Carlisle. that and every one of us woke up, saw Carlisle, and thought he was God.
Select my name and press ALT + F4
If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving isn’t for you
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor
Guys should be like lattes-rich, strong, and hot
It's a matter of life after death - now that he's dead, I have a life
Everyone has a wild side - me and my friends just prefer to make them public
I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have
There's a ME in AWSOME-but there's also a WE
Apostrophes do not mean "Look out, an S is coming!"
I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind blew it away. I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves splashed it away. I wrote your name in my heart, and it lasted forever.
Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"
Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.
rip, slip, brush, ahhhhh
Cereal killer
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn
"Everything is going to change now, isn't it?" DUH HERMIONE. god. idiot.
EMO=Extravagantly Made Origami
BEARS=Butt Extremely Annoying Retard Scientists
At first I wondered why God made you, then I realized even God makes mistakes
Your eyebrows are as beautiful as an enormous caterpillar.
Oops, I appear to have fallen on your lips.
FYI: you are NOT bringing sexy back. you don't determine who has more fun by the colour of their hair, orange is NOT the new pink, and no, my mom DIDN'T do that. so STFU
Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die.
YOUTUBE myspace and I'll Google your YAHOO
Let's flip a coin-heads we'll be together, tails we flip again.
I so rock.
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mam saying you can still keep it.
I think I could be madly in like with you.
I win! You suck! I rule all! A mini-wave in celebration of me!
Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.
Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?
Why are the Force and ductape the same?-Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together.
Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon.
Somebody needs a Happy Meal.
When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!
I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.
News from the file marked "DUH"
Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.
I think you're breaking my Gay-dar
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again
Behind every bitch there's a guy that made her that way
My heart is not a playground
And God (CARLISLE) said "Let there be Edward,"...and it was gooooood
I find "good morning" a contradiction of terms
Don't call me emo or I'll cry big juicy tears of blood and pain and then I'll die and it will be ALL YOUR FAULT
RAWR I'm a DROKASAUR
El Retard.
Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
EHMAGAWD
I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.
The wasting of finite resources is everyone's business!
You know what makes letting go of a crush so hard? The fear that the moment you let go, they'll catch on.
It will be as if I never existed
I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
When I say LOL I'm not laughing out laud. I just have nothing better to say.
Life is all about ass. Everyone's either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, trying to get a piece of it, or simply, just being one.
Vampire's like Baseball?
You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us!
You're intoxicated by my very presence
My friend's the kind of person that breaks the silence at a funeral by screaming "KUNG POW CHICKEN"
I smile because I have no idea what's going on!
I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends
The problem with love is that you can love anyone you want, but so can he.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
I know I'm a sexy penguin
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
My head is saying "Who cares?" but my heart is saying "You do stupid!"
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse
Thanks Stephenie now I will NEVER get a man.
I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
I often break out with random dance moves
Words start with ABC, Songs start with DO RA ME, Love starts with YOU AND ME.
"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton
I hear voices, and they don't like you.
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"
Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorous. But not so much tastey!
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me.
I'm not a whore! Your boyfriend just thinks I'm hot!
I don't want no Fanfiction, all I want is bubblegum, bazooka zooka bubblegum!
HOMOPHOBES ARE GAY! So, if Homophobes are gay, that means Homophobes are freakishly scared of themselves. Strange, no wonder all Homophobes are ugly! They won't look in the mirror.
Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.
P.S I never changed, I just got tired of pretending I was happy.
Edward Cullen I love you! Oops! Did I say that out laud?
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
Be a loser! Because being cool is soo overrated!
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
You shouldn't say "I love you." unless you mean it. But if you do mean it, you should say it often... people forget.
You know your in love when the hardest thing to do is say goodbye.
Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.
If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out.
If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you.
Twilight: because we all secretly own two copies.
Love can come in many different colours.
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.
I'm gonna go touch the butt!!
You are utterly indecent! No one should look so tempting. It's not fair.
Stupid shiny Volvo driver.
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.
The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.
Oh him? He just has the most ah-dorable eyes you could ever fall for, and the cutest smile that will take your breath away And he has the ability to make you laugh when the world just wants you to frown.
Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?
We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really good at one thing, staying strong.
This is the story of a girl...
Who cried a river and drowned the whole world...
She looks so sad in photographs...
Shun the non-believer. SSHHUUNN!! SSHHUUNNN
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favourite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
The night is a very dark time for me.
It's dark for every one, moron.
NO! Not for Alaskans, or people with night vision goggles!
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have over 300 novels in your room and think its odd people gawk at them, copy this to your profile.
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out
I don't suffer from insaity, I enjoy every minute of it!
You need to wash your mind out with soap.
I'm not insaine, and my hand puppet agrees with me.
Don't frown, even when your sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile.
You have to have darkness for a dawn to come.
Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars.
To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world.
I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and stare at it for hours.
Somebody spiked the vodka.
Weather Forcast for tonight: dark.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question.
Some minds are like concrete; thoroughly mixed and permanently set.
The town was so dull that when the tide went out it refused to come back in.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
A smile is the shortest distance between two people.
Tell the truth and run.
Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sence...
All things consitered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
Smile! It makes them wonder what your up to.
The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dieing for.
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.
When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
If God intended for man to smoke, He would have set him on fire.
Education is important, school however, is another matter.
Fashion is a form a beauty, so ugly, it has to be changed every two months.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
I love deadlines. I like the whoosing sound as they go by.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
If you believe you are an alien from another planet, copy this into your profile
If you believe you are a being from another dimesion, copy this into you profile
If you hate it when people label you, copy this into your profile
If you have ever insulted someone so stupid that they didn't get the insult, copy this into your profile
If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile
If you are obsessed with violence, copy this into your profile
If you love reading, copy this into your profile
If you are inexplicably evil, copy this into your profile
If you love to reminicse about the past, copy this into your profile
If you think Lucifer is probably hot, copy this into your profile
If your best friend is obsessed with a fictional charater, copy this into your profile
If you've ever guessed the future, copy this into your profile
If you and your friend often say the same things at the same time by accident, then copy this into your profile
If you sometimes get fed up with the amount of 'copy this into your profile' things, copy this into your profile
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do so at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.
OK, these are actual quotes i nicked off peoples profile.
"I reject your reality and substitute my own." Adam Savage, Mythbusters (this is my favorite!)
"Man must wait long time with mouth open for roast duck to fly in." ancient Chinese proverb
"Join the dark side (we have cookies)"
"Character is what you are when no one else is looking." Some guy. I dunno, I just saw that written on a wall of my school on my way to French class
"I'll hold it and you light the fuse." A famous last line
"So, you're a cannibal." See above
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes." Freida Norris
"My karma ran over my dogma." bumper sticker
"You know what the trouble about real life is? There's no danger music." Jim Carrey
"He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron." Some moral of a story
"Happiness is like a butterfly. The more you chase it, the more it will elude you. But if you turn your attention to other things, it comes and sits softly on your shoulder." Nathaniel Hawthorne
"Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it." P.J. O'Rourke
"Get drunk. Won't help but can't hurt." I dunno, I just stole this off of DarkBlade98's profile.
"If you know me, chances are you hate me." see above
"We don't use the word retarded, we prefer the term mentally hilarious." see above
"Forgive your enemies but never forget their name." see above
"Paratroopers don't die, they go to hell and regroup." see above
"Skirts are like essays, they should long enought to cover the subject yet short enough to make it interesting." see above (yes, I'm a girl, and you'd think I would wear skirts too (I don't) but I can still laugh about it!)
"Forgot password? Enter place of birth." "Pangea" Mr. Burns, from the Simpsons.
"Eighteen wheels and they all missed me!" Moe Syzlac, from the Simpsons (he was attempting suicide)
"Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over." Bubble Blower's profile
"I vill now destroy ze Snickers bahrs!" Gazzy
"When life gives you lemons throw them at the mean people and hope it gets them in the eyes." cryingout's profile
"When life gives you lemons make apple juice and let the world wonder how." see above
"Always forgive your enemies- nothing annoys them so much" see above
"I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made the horn louder." see above
"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us." –Bill Watterson (but I got the quote from Bubble Blower's profile)
"When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets." see above (too true)
"They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance?" see above (I wonder if this will get me out of gym, or just give me more push-ups)
"God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns (and see above)
"I can't die, because I'm the main character of my own life." see above
"People fear the strange and unusual. I am the strange and unusual." see above
"I'm the kind of person your parents warned you about." see above
"When other little girls wanted to be ballerinas, I kinda wanted to be a VAMPIRE." see above (believe it or not, there was a point in my life where I wanted to be a ballerina. Then I became sane and wanted to be a vampire)
"Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing." see above
"When people don't laugh at our jokes, I don't think of it as a "you had to be there" thing but more as a "you have to be mentally retarded like us" thing." see above
"He who laughs last thinks slowest and he who laughs first doesn't get it." Surprisingly enough, this one was thought of by yours truly! I know, we're all surprised.
"I am a bomb technician. If you see me running try and keep up!" my brother's T-shirt. Iggy should have a shirt just like this, and maybe Gazzy too so then they can match! Wait, they're guys, they don't want to match. But it would still be funny!
"I'm a cootie lover, I've been one all my life, I love cooties so much, I have a cootie wife" Princepal Skinner from the new Simpsons season (this quote is just funny, it has no real meaning!)
"I've been up since six in the morning and am exhausted and will therefore tell the most honest and logical truth! See? I just told a lie that made no sense!" -me
"Will you be my penguin?" Max, on missCeilidh's story "What Happens in Milan, Stays in Milan" (I highly, HIGHLY recommend it)
Save the earth, its the only planet with chocolate!(i saw this in a shop, and thougt maybe that could be a new front for stopping global warming!)
"Why are some girls so naive? He didn't unbutton your shirt to see a better view of your heart."
"When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you"
"You don't die of a broken heart...you only wish you did"
"And the truth is; You could slit my throat; And with my one last gasping breath; I'd apologise; For Bleeding On Your Shirt!"
"Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is humans way of saying you can't fire me, I quit."
"Sticks and Stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within"
"Don't judge a book by it's cover, nor a person by thier scars"
"It's not until you're broken that you know what you're made of."
"Tired of living and scared of dying."
"It requires MORE courage to suffer than to die."
"You said that you would die for me, you must live for me too".
"To die is nothing but a long goodbye."
"This isn't just goodbye, this is I can't stand you."
"I hear your silence loud and clear."
"The past is only the future with the lights on."
EVER WONDER where we are heading...
Why the sun lightens our hair,
but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara
with their mouth closed?
Why you don't ever see the headline:
"Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?
Why Doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?
Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor,
while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
Why the man who invests all your money is called a
Broker?
Why there isn't mouse flavored cat food?
Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?
Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?
Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why they don't make the whole plane out of the
material used for the indestructible
black box?
Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?
Why they are called apartments when
they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro,
is Congress the opposite of progress?
Why they call the airport "the terminal"
if flying is so safe?
AND...
In case you need further proof that the human race is
doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label
instructions on consumer goods.
On a Myer hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of
Chips:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details
inside.
(The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Palmolive soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how??)
On some frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But, it's just a suggestion).
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down".
Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought??...)
On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after
taking this medication.
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction
accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head
colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause
drowsiness.
(And I am taking this...because?)
On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use".
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit
curious.)
On packet of Nobbys'
Peanuts:-
"Warning: contains nuts.
(Talk about a news flash!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for
this one:
On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable
you to fly".
On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or
genitals".
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
Saw this on Bubble Blower's profile, And the next thing.
You know you live in 2007 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screenname or myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn’t even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5 isn't there.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
1. Put this sentence in your profile if you actually read this sentence.
2. Put this sentence in your profile if you think Firestar is WAY too FREAKIN' PERFECT.
3. Please put this sentence in your profile if you took the time to notice that I said 'please' this time.
5. Put this sentence in your profile if you joined this site any time after computers were invented.
6. Put this sentence in your profile if you think Eragon is awesome.
7. Put this sentence in your profile if you think cheese is awesome.
8. Put this sentence in your profile if you remember number 4.
9. Put this sentence in your profile if you just realized that there was no number 4.
10. Put this sentence in your profile if you actually read this whole list.
4. Put this sentence in your profile if you had cereal for breakfast.
11. Put this sentence in your profile if you just realized that the previous thing was number 4.
THIS IS THE BEST THING I EVER READ (see below, mind the language):
"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole."
So there are the quotes, heres some random stuff and the copy and paste thingies!!
I saw this somewhere and it was so cute i had to have it!
Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.
Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,
who calls you back when you hang up on him,
who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.
Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,
who keeps your picture in his wallet,
who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,
who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,
who thinks your beautiful without makeup,
one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,
THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!
so this is true and obey it, verily.
Stop the Pairing Wars!
By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them.
You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.
You shalt have your opinions but shalt not insult pairings. You shalt avoid them if you hate them.
You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing.
You shalt paste this in your profile.
read this poem:
mommy...johnny brought a gun to school he told his friends that it was cool and when he pulled the trigger back, it shot with a great, huge crack.
mommy i was a good girl i did what i was told, i went to school, i got straight A's i even got the gold!
when i went to school that day, i never said good bye.
i'm sorry that i had to go, but mommy please dont cry, when johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another.
And all because johnny got the gun from his brother.
mommy, please daddy: that i love him very much, And please tell Zack my boyfriend that it wasnt just a crush.
And tell my little sister; that she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; i'll be waiting for her now.
And tell my wonderful friends; that they're always the best.
mommy; i'm not the first, i'm not better than the rest.
mommy tell my teachers; i wont show up for class, And never forget this, And please dont let this pass.
mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one though deserves this.
but mommy it's not fair i left without a kiss.
And mommy tell the doctors i know they really did try. i think i even saw one doctors trying not to cry.
mommy i'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, But mommy please remember i'm in heaven with the rest.
when i heard that great big crack i ran as fast as i could, please listen to me if you would.
i wanted to go to collage, i wanted to try things that were new.
i guess i'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo.
i wanted to get married i wanted to have kids.
i wanted to be an actress, i really wanted to live.
But mommy i must go now, the time is getting late.
mommy, tell my Zack, i'm sorry to cancel the date.
I love you mommy i always have, i know you know it's true.
And mommy all i need to say is "mommy i love you"
that always makes me sad...
in memory of the cloumbine & virginia tech students who were lost:
please if you would,
dont smash this on the ground.
if you pass this on,
maybe people will cry,
just keep this in your heart,
for the people who didnt get to say 'goodbye'
now you have two choices,
1) pass this on and show people you care, repost as 'try not to cry'
2) dont send it and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are...
copy and paste!!
If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile. (I believe there is true love out there for everyone, and if they aren't in your neighborhood/school you need to travel more often and find them.)
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off at the others gasping for breath. (This is the fact that got me out of shopping there with mom!)
If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile. (I was almost dead, but it was worth it!)
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. (Eww, yuck, who even wants to smoke that?My mum does though.shes a hippie, what can i say!)
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. (I don't know how that happens. It's like I need to do it at least a day a month or I die)
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. (We've been over this.)
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! (I get it from my dad, my brother, and you crazy fanfic people!)
If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile (He's Fictional??oh bugger. And i was so looking forward to meeting him!)
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile (Those kids never learned how to share in preschool. I'm surprised they even share it amongst themselves and not take it and run!)
If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile. (that bird has serious problems. And this just occured to me, but wouldn't the bird that's crazy for Cocoa Puffs influence kids to smoke cocoa puffs, aka marijuana? Sad. That would explain the 98 percent who smoke or have smoked pot.)
If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile. (but I still love it when I have more!)
If you don't watch Laguna Beach, O.C., House, or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your pro
Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or died of cancer
If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile. (look, mom, I just didn't see the pot of spaghetti! Quit nagging me about it!)
If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the FREAKING CAPS LOCK!!)
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I do that every other writing day, which is a day I write in)
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, roughdiamond5, WingsOfDestiny27(hang on, i'm english!Ah well,the sentiment counts.)
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. (I want to be a vampire for the powers, the never sleeping, and the stay in the shade thing. The blood doesn't sound so fun, though)
If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile. (Just make her into a dang vampire already, it'll be a lot easier, and Bella doesn't care!)
If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile. (yeah, I forgot my name, so just call me "hey you with the head" until I remember)
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.(eek,i live next to one!)
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Vampiress19, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese,Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, roughdiamond5, WingsOfDestiny27
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, roughdiamond5, WingsOfDestiny27
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you've ever had ketchup fights in a public place, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile (I'm sorry, Max, but I deserve a Fang too! You can save the world as a ghost, it'll be great)
If you think Fang is hot...copy and paste this on your profile. (see above)
If you feel bad for Jacob Black...copy and paste this on your profile. (nah,stupid mongrel.why doesnt he just curl up and die and leave the Bella x Edward to get on with it.)
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile (People that see me probably think I'm abused. I walk into doors like a normal person drinks water. It's like I'll die if I don't)
If you have ever been poked and made a noise resembling that of a constipated animal, copy and paste this into your profile. (look, my brother caught me off guard, okay?!)
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! (Been over this)
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
()_() ('')_('')
Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies)
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
If you ran up a down escalator copy and paste this into your profile.(I wanted to see if i could!)
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. (I do it all the time. I think I did it for an entire class before, but I'm not sure, I wasn't paying attention...)
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (It's a very nice place, there's no school, chocolate is handed out every hour, fanfiction and novels are a widely popular topic, there's no peer pressure, everyone is skinny, healthy, and beautiful, The Simpsons plays new episodes every night, and everyone has a true love. Plus siblings let you bug them all the time without taking revenge.)
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro! (Plus eenie-meenie-minie-moe, that always works, especially if you know how to cheat so you get the desired results every time..)
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. (it's just so pointless, yet so fun!)
If you're a slow runner...copy and paste this onto your profile.(why even bother? if i want to go somewhere, get a taxi!)
If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (wait, lemme check...yup, I'm alive)
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile (those of you looking for a reason to do this, here it is: why not?!)
If someone gave you money for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (my granny gave me 20 pounds for moping in my room all holiday.She said i had been 'helpful'.Yay senileness!)
If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love rain, the wind, and the cold copy and paste this in to your profile.(i dont like cold, but i once went into the welsh sea naked at 2:30am on the winter solstice.Ah, the logic defyingness of the human mind!)
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile (this is why the little brother was invented)
If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile (why do you think I'm on the computer and not hanging out with a friend?)
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If you are against Animal Abuse add your name to the list and add it to your profile or site. RogueWarrior869,BlackWolfHowling, Bubble Blower, roughdiamond5, WingsOfDestiny27
If you're a CHOC AHOLIC -TALK AHOLIC -OR A-SHOP AHOLIC then copy and paste this! (try all three)
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile (for those of you who agree, go to youtube, type in Potter Puppet Pals, and click on the video called "Bothering Snape". And while you're at it, check out "The Mysterious Ticking Noise", that's so funny!)
If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile (not that I always feel like literally killing someone, it's just they annoy me soooo much!)
If you hate it when people label you, copy this into your profile (too bad I earned one on the first day of school. My label is "weird creepy know-it-all". it fits perfectly Still don't like having a label, though.)
If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile (I hope there's fanfiction, wherever I'm going. And chocolate.)
If you are insanely weird, copy this into your profile (but you should know that by now)
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I don't see why they make us go to school, we never learn anything)
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. (Hello, just the names has trouble written all over it!)
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (meh, sometimes i'm the only intelligent conversation i can get around here!)
98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile. (I don't get it, why would they want one?)
It's okay to pick your nose, just not your friends' noses. Copy and Paste this into your profile if you thought this was nasty and you don't pick your nose, but you thought it was funny anyway.
If you have ever wondered why someone decided to milk a cow, copy/paste this in your profile.(Why not milk a monkey instead?)
If you've ever wondered why monkeys like bananas, copy/paste this in your profile.
If you've ever been so sick that the world has all been green/ blue, copy and paste this into your profile. (you kidding? That's happening to me right now! Stupid allergies.)
If you can't figure out if these copy and paste things bug you or if you love them, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think penguins will take over the world, add this to your profile. (And I, I shall be their QUEEN! Bow down before me and you shall be spared!)
If your happy and you know it: copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to this list: xxapocalypsexx, roughdiamond5, WingsOfDestiny27
If you now know that Iggy is a real name (it's a pet name for Ignatious, which means "fire" which makes sense because he ignites stuff that makes fire!), copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you have ever heard of National Talk like a Pirate Day copy and paste this onto your profile. (I heard of it just by reading this, so does that count?)
If you have a crush on somebody, but you are afraid to say anything about it, then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Don't worry, your secret is safe! Greenpool's loyalty, Sparrowflight, Sapphirepaw (My friend told him the second to last day of school!), roughdiamond5 (you know, I'm not even sure I do, so that's why I don't say anything about it)WingsOfDestiny27(I agree with roughdiamond5)
If you want to be a writer and fanfiction is just the beginning copy and paste this into your profile. (if you have a better reason for me to be on here I'd like to hear it!)
If random songs just pop into your head at any given momet, from 'I've Been Working On the Railroad', to the Animorph version of the Barney song (I hate you, you hate me, we're an alien family ect. Personally, I like this version better) to your most favorite song ever, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. well, DUH!! Im thinking she has straight,wispy blonde hair, blue eyes, is a complete airhead, hates Max, adores her brother, is skinny and utterly sane, a computer genius and has never eaten a crunchie bar.And she is kind, sensible, subservient and loves it when people say she has a boys name. And her name is Nirmac.
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"(you know it, I know it, everyone knows there's something wrong with me!)
If you cried when you found out that Johnny Depp is getting married, put this in your profile (NOT! I just thought this was hilarious and I can't believe some people are that obsessed with him!)
If you've ever done homework, were reading a story on fanfiction, were writing a story for fanfiction, were talking to a friend, and were watching TV at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list, Sapphirepaw (Its fun),danceswithwings119, roughdiamond5, WingsOfDestiny27
If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile. (and that, dear friends, is what happens when you brush your hair out of your eyes while running on a sugar/coffee rush)
If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile. (if, if, IF! Why does everyone think "when" when it could be very possible that you'll never have children? And the name Anthony is nice, Edward rocks when associated with the character, not so much with the modern times)
If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile. (well, if you ever saw that movie Whale Rider, a gazillion people say i look just like her. not sure if thats a good thing!)
If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile (and what sucks is that I want the BLACK ones to chase me)
If youve ever moved to a place you hate... copy this into your profile.
this is to keep you all thinking -
If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
if you blow in a dogs face he'll get mad at you, but take him for a car ride, and the first thing he does is stick his head out the window!
if two wrongs dont make a right, try three
whoever said nothings's impossible, they never tryed slamming a revoling door!
apparently 1 in 5 people are chinese, there are five people in my familly so it must be one of them. it's ether my mum or dad. or my older brother colin. or my younger brother ho-chan-chu. but i think it's colin.
borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back!
there are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.
if olive oil comes from olive's then where does baby oil come from?
ifr quitters never win, and winners never quit, how can it be good to 'quit while your ahead?'
whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?
how is it possible to have a civil war?
if a fork were made of gold would it still be called silver ware?
Can you make a candle out of your earwax?When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
Can a fire truck park in the fire lane?
"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?
Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?
Are marbles made of marble?
Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?
If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived)
Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
Can you get cornered in a round room?
Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there?
Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?
If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?
Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?
In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she?
How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?
Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?
"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?
Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear??
Why is it that when you get out of a swimming pool, your urine is hotter when you use the restroom?
Can mute people burp?
What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?
Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?
How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?
If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?
Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?
Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa
beans, and all beans are a vegetable?
Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?
Why is toilet bowl cleaning liquid only blue?
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
Why do you go “back and forth” to town if you really must go forth before you go back?
Why does shaped macaroni taste better than the normal kind?
Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
Why can't you get a tan on your palms?
If your sick for one week and on one of those days they had to cancel school because of snow, do you have to make up that day in June?
Why do dogs sniff other dog’s bottoms to say hello, why don’t they just bark in their face or something?
Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been
free?
If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?
You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to
people that work nights?
Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?
Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?
Why is a square meal served on round plates?
Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?
Which way does a compass point in space?
Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked?
Why do all superheroes wear spandex?
If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
Why did Mary own a little lamb?
If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?
If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?
If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?
Why are Pringles curved?
What happens if your snot freezes in your nose?
Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?
If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops?
Why is it that its good to score under par in golf but its bad to be “under par” in any thing else?
Is Jerry Garcia grateful to be dead?
Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?
Don’t be a fool and die for your country. Let the other sonofabitch die for his. –George S. Patton
To acquire the habit of reading is to construct for yourself a refuge from almost all the miseries of life. –W. Somerset Maugham
Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is the lightning that does the work. –Mark Twain
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. -A. Whitney Brown
Sanity is highly overrated.
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."-Rhett Butler, Gone with the Wind
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance?
God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman. - Adela Rodgers St. Johns
Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take it over.
We really don't have enemies. Its just some of our best friends are trying to kill us. -Anonymous
I can't die, because I'm the main character of my own life.
People fear the strange and unusual. I am the strange and unusual.
I'm the kind of person your parents warned you about.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. -Albert Einstein
No Trespassing. Violators will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
The thing about America that impresses me the most is how well parents obey their children. -King Edward VIII
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move the body, and a true friend will help you kill the guy.
I went to a nice family restaurant the other night. Every table had an argument.
Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs live their lives. -Sue Murphy
Nobody's perfect. Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
“I believe humans get a lot done, not because we're smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.” ~Flash Rosenberg
“Way too much coffee. But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever.” ~David Letterman (there is never such thing as too much)
“If it ain't caffeinated, it ain't coffee!” ~Author Unknown
“Everybody should believe in something. I believe I'll have another coffee.” ~Author Unknown
“I'd stop drinking coffee, but I'm no quitter.” ~Author Unknown
“Given enough coffee, I could rule the world.” ~Author Unknown
“If you want to improve your understanding, drink coffee; it is the intelligent beverage.” - Sydney Smith
When people say, "I’m so tired it's not even funny" or "my head hurts so much it's not even funny", why would it even be funny in the first place?
Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
When you see the weather report and it says "partly cloudy" and then the next day it says "partly sunny"; what’s the difference?
Can a person choke and die on a life savor? What happens if you're on an airplane and you say "hi" to a friend who's named Jack?
What would happen if: Everyone was to flush their toilet at the same time?
If someone crashes his or her car on purpose, why is it still a car accident?
Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?
Is it possible to scream at the bottom of your lungs?
If your named Will and you are in the army do you get worried when people say fire at will?
If there were a knowledge contest, would the female winner be called Miss Informed?
- Unknown
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? -Unknown
FAMOUS LAST WORDS: That's funny, I remember seeing someone who looked just like you on America's Most Wanted
Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own.
Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your kids.
Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
SHIN - A device for finding furniture in the dark.
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.
Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile.
The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.
A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
Remember, the greatest gift is not found in a store, but in the hearts of true friends.
Who finds a faithful friend, finds a treasure.
Your friend is the one who knows all about you, and still likes you.
The only way to have a friend is to be one.
The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend.
A faithful friend is the medicine of life.
You won’t remember the words of your enemies but the silence of your friends.
A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail, but your best friend is the one sitting next to you saying "that was fing awesome"
A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when you are fooling everyone else.
A true friend is someone who sees the pain in your eyes while everyone else believes the smile on your face.
If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them.
A friend is one of the nicest things you can have, and one of the best things you can be.
Friendship isn't a big thing - it's a million little things.
The antidote for fifty enemies is one friend.
A good friend is cheaper than therapy.
It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend.
Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend laughs at you and trips you again.
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you but a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
I know she's socially retarded and weird, but she's my FRIEND...
Best Friends: They say they're hard to find and that's cause the best are already mine.
Okay, so... there's this thing called retard-ness and me and my girls, well...we've gone pro.
OK, so if you've read this far, you may have noticed that ive repeated some quotes. Unfortunatley, i can't remember which ones.Sorry!
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