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| Perfectly Paradox |
Author has written 19 stories for Life, Nature, Humor, Young Adult, General, General, Humor, and Religion. Hey y'all I'm currently on hiatus right now... not sure how long that will last. Cheers! Some of my favorite authors are: - J.K Rowling (Her symbolism and complexity are INSANE! She's the quintessential literary genius, in my opinion.) - Stephenie Meyer (Kudos for golden-hearted vampires. The idea of Carlisle's character blows my mind. It's so paradox.) - Lois Lowry (Ah... "The Giver" what a classic. Yay for distopias.) - Tawfiq Zayyad (Arabic Poet- Read "A Million Suns in My Blood"; it will blow your mind.) - Billy Collins (His poetry always makes me chuckle. Read "An Intro to Poetry.") - Erma Bombeck (Hilarious humorist- I wish I could have been BFFs with this lady.) - Shakespeare (Huzzah for Hamlet! I never tire from reading his "To be, or not to be..." speech. Simply brilliant.) - Moliere (French playwrite- Read "That Scoundrel Scapin"; it's hilarious.) Snaps, I could go on forever! Let's just say, if you ever need to know something good to read, let me know. I'll hook ya up. Oh man... I sound like a drug dealer, don't I? What can I say... literature is my fix. PAH! Happy reading! --Thank you to all of my readers! It makes my day to hear your opinions on my work. I'd be happy to return the favor. If you have a particular piece that you would like me to review, then let me know. Happy reading! | |||||||
1. The Significance of Autographs » reviewsThis is the sequel to the short story, "The Significance of Cheese Graters." I wasn't going to make a sequel, but I had a hilarious dream, and it sort of transpired into the basis of this story. I hope you enjoy it. Please read and review.Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,270 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-10-08 - Published: 6-12-082. Our Father reviewsHow I perceive God and His love for us as His children.Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-19-083. The Significance of Cheese Graters » reviewsSo, this started out as a one-shot, but I keep having these crazy ideas for it. So, who knows how long it will turn out. Please read and review; I adore your criticism. Now complete, but I have an idea for a sequel.Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,658 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 6-12-08 - Published: 5-1-08 - Complete4. His Was the Better Half reviewsThis piece is dedicated to my Momma.Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-21-08 - Complete5. Inanimate Understudies reviewsJust a short poem I wrote as I was sitting in the Shakespearean theatre on campus after work. Please read and review!Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-9-08 - Complete6. Void reviewsShort clip to preface: Inside my conscience I was left to wallow in dark emptiness; a black hole of self-loathing and guilt. The void consumes me and I don't fight back because I am the source to blame. I am the black hole. I am the void.Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-9-087. Reflex Reactions, Fortune Telling, and Flashlights reviewsThis is a short piece about me and my cousin and how we'd spend the summer as kids.Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-1-088. Poured Cement reviewsThis is a sequel to my piece "Cement Twins." Read that before you read this one. Reviews are ALWAYS welcomed. :DPoetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-1-08 - Complete9. Cement Twins reviewsThis poem was inspired as I drove next to a cement truck today on main street. AN: sequel is up! Check out Poured Cement; if you liked this one, you'll like the sequel.Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-30-08 - Complete10. How To Make Your Engine Behave reviewsThis is based on my mom's life! LOL. This is how she would get her car to work in college. Don't worry, the ice cream scoop was never reused for ice cream.Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-30-08 - Complete11. Tar Blossoms reviewsThis is packed with so much more than just appreciation of nature. Dig deep guys and let me know what you think. What did you get most from this? What do you think I wanted you to get from it?Poetry: Nature - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-29-08 - Complete12. Fireflies and Hamburgers reviewsI loved this firefly field from where I was from.Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-29-08 - Complete13. Clipped Wings reviewsThis is about those who mock the dreams of others.Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-10-0814. Filthy Hands reviewsI was really angry at abusive men when I wrote this.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-10-0815. Disoriented Snowmen reviewsI wrote this when I looked outside and realized it was snowing. Comments and constructive criticism is welcomed.Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-10-0816. ABCs of Life reviewsI am going to make these "life lessons" into a patchwork quilt for my mom, someday... when I actually am patient enough to sew. :D Ha. It may be a long time before she gets it.Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-10-0817. Favorite's List reviewsI am an uber observant/detail-oriented person. This is a list of simple things that make me happy. I read this when I'm having a bad day, and it cheers me right up. I recommend you write your very own! Cheers!Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-10-0818. I Am Nature's Daughter reviewsThis was a segment from a fiction piece I was writing. I might use it in there later, but it's too short to be a chapter, and I like it consolidated too much. I hope you like it.Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-10-0819. Before the Tequila reviewsThis poem is about an abusive, alcoholic husband and his relationship with his wife and son.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-10-08 - Complete
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