My name is Sarah Johnson.

I am 19 and in college.

I am the daughter of two teachers who have taught me nothing.

My brothes barely know me.

Its like that title of the sci-fi book that I've been meaning to read. I'm a Stranger in a Strange Land.

I live in a city that is known for the sole reason of being weird. Seriously everywhere you go you see bumper stickers or signs or paintings saying "Keep (City Name) Weird".

I also live in the North side of that city which is often known as the crotch of the city. Just let me say this, don't leave your house without pepper spray or a friend, especially if its dark out.

I am indefinately a heritic. I believe in a God I refuse to worship and have a set of morals I never use.

I am a hypocrite and hold most people to a higher standard then myself.

I take myself much too seriously. Please, do not make the same mistake.

My goddamn roommate's fuckbuddy's phone's alarm is going off and its too complicated for me to know how to shut off. It's really annoying.

I'd be a drug adict if I wasn't so afraid of losing control.

I have not slept for the past 28 hours.

My eye is twitching.