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Slayerschmo
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since: 04-10-08, id: 607294, Profile edited: 05-01-08
Author has written 2 stories for Humor, and General.

Why, hello there one who reads my profile/bio. Welcome to the writings of Slayerschmo, the only penguin at the North Pole. Me and my polar bear minions are happy that you have come to our online realm in order to read our works. We do hope that you enjoy the works of this mighty collective. When we are not ice skating, hunting, or eating the ever tasty human, we write. You may have heard of us and our bloody ways with the casual tourist, but have no fear for a computer screen separates us and our thirst for man flesh has just been sated. So please enjoy and don't forget to give a review. If you don't we may eat you on your next visit to the North Pole.

For Sa-anta,

Slayerschmo




1. OH YA! Indigestion?
Funny story with a twist.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-16-08 - Published: 5-16-08
2. The Great Library reviews
A poem about a library
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-25-08 - Published: 4-25-08
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