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since: 04-11-08, id: 607417, Profile Updated: 06-06-09
country: Australia
Author has written 6 stories for Love, General, Haiku, General, Humor, and Young Adult.

Works currently in progress:

Ice: A Series of Short Stories.

A set of short stories each taken from different worlds. From a young woman trying to escape her stalker only to have her life taken away by someone trying to escape from his stalkers. To a young woman whose loneliness is shattered by a knight in a black hoodie. From the mastermind of a horrible war to a witness of the kind of love that makes living on this world worthwhile.

Straight Lines.

Nate Matthews is a normal sixteen year old. He has a loving father that is never around, an emotionally distant best friend that seems to drain the life out of him, a crush on a girl who doesn't feel the same way and of course a loving mother that has a mental condition that is slowly getting worse and not a thing is being done to help her. But a fateful boat ride changes all that.

Update status:

I like to refine my stories to the point where each chapter spends several months in the first draft stage so updates will happen slowly, but they will happen, hopefully...

There are a lot of things going on in the Lifesphere at the moment, what with all the tests and so forth. But I have managed to work my novel, and as such the title has changed from Be My Joan of Arc to Straight Lines

A bit about myself:

Well first off I'm a guy and I feel special since I'm part of the minority on this site. I lack patience so I can never finish novels, so now I write short stories but I'm going to try to write a young adult novel because I'm tired of not seeing variety in the young adult novels, it's always either stories about a female main character or a homosexual guy.

I have an unexplained hatred for Ron Howard, god I just hate him so much...

I have an unhealthy obsession with cheese, I've got my own cult dedicated to it.

I'm a S.A.A.B (sadistic, antisocial, antagonistic bastard)

I hate cats

Sarcasm is my native tongue (well actually English is, so technically sarcasm is my second language)

I've mastered procrastination down to an art form

I enjoy drinking lamb's blood substitute because it's not as fatty as real lamb's blood

I believe that there are aliens living in my mashed potatoes

I believe that the cats are trying to take over the world again

I want to take over the world before the cats do

And that's about it.

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1. Ice: A Series of Short Stories » reviews
A series of short stories. From a young girl trying to escape her stalker, to another young girl whose loneliness is shattered by a man in a black hoodie. From the witness of a horrible war to the witness of the kind of love that makes living worthwhile.
General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,408 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 6-20-09 - Published: 5-11-08
2. Straight Lines reviews
A story about a young boy dealing with his mother's ever worsening mental condition. Previously entitled "Be My Joan of Arc".
Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-20-08 - Published: 9-20-08
3. The Nooberscliper reviews
A poem written in nonsesnse verse about a ferocious beast with horrible slceats. Yes I know it's a cheap knock off of Lewis Caroll's Jabberwocky.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-2-08 - Published: 7-2-08
4. Alone reviews
A haiku about being alone
Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-7-08 - Published: 5-7-08
5. Shadows reviews
a poem about shadows and so forth
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-7-08 - Published: 5-7-08
6. The Girl I Can't Remember reviews
A poem about, obviously, a girl that I can't remember
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-5-08 - Published: 5-5-08
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