Works currently in progress:
Ice: A Series of Short Stories.
A set of short stories each taken from different worlds. From a young woman trying to escape her stalker only to have her life taken away by someone trying to escape from his stalkers. To a young woman whose loneliness is shattered by a knight in a black hoodie. From the mastermind of a horrible war to a witness of the kind of love that makes living on this world worthwhile.
Be My Joan of Arc.
Nate Matthews is a normal sixteen year old. He has a loving father that moved to America so he could start a new family, an emotionally distant best friend that seems to drain the life out of him, a crush on a girl who doesn't feel the same way and of course a loving mother that has a mental condition that is slowly getting worse and not a thing is being done to help her. But all of that changes when he meets his Joan of Arc.
Updates will happen erratically due to the fact that my weeks usually consist of school assignemnts which often result in sleep deprevation and living on caffiene which then results in me not wanting to do anything. Nonetheless, updates will happen.
A bit about myself:
Well first off I'm a guy and I feel special since I'm part of the minority on this site. I lack patience so I can never finish novels, so now I write short stories but I'm going to try to write a young adult novel because, as stated before, I'm tired of not seeing variety in the young adult novels, it's always either stories about a female main charcter or a homosexual guy.
I have an unexplained hatred for Ron Howard, god I just hate him so much...
I have an unhealthy obsession with cheese, I've got my own cult dedicated to it.
I'm a cold, heartless bastard
I'm a S.A.A.B (sadistic, antisocial, antagonistic bastard)
I hate cats
Sarcasm is my native tongue (well actually English is, so technically sarcasm is my second language)
I've mastered procrastination down to an art form
I enjoy drinking lamb's blood substitute because it's not as fatty as real lamb's blood
I believe that there are aliens living in my mashed potatoes
I believe that the cats are trying to take over the world again
I want to take over the world before the cats do
And that's about it
Favorite quotes:
"It's so cold this morning that if you were to stab me there would only be a 50 chance I'd feel anything."
"There is only one cure for you, drugs, drugs and more drugs,"
"Duct tape solves everything,"
"But-"
"DUCT TAPE SOLVES EVERYTHING. The only thing that would work better than duct tape would be fire."
"My social worker says I'm a bad kisser,"
"If you were a kitty I'd feed you, and love you, and take care of you. And then I'd throw you in a wood chipper because I hate like cats.
"However, if you were a doggie I'd play with you, and love you, and take care of you. And then I'd eat you because I like dog."
"I'm not allowed sugar after five o'clock,"
"If violence is not the answer then you are not asking the right questions."
"Tresspassers will be shot, drugged, shipped off to Vietnam and forced to star in a low budget child (?) porn movie."
"Chuck Norris is the only person in the world who can e-mail a roundhouse kick."
"When Chuck Norris jumps into a body of water Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the body of water gets Chuck Norris."
"When women say it's that time of month again they just mean Chuck Norris is coming, the bleeding is normal."
"Chuck Norris once donated some sperm and it was placed in a tractor, that tractor is now better known as Optimus Prime."
"In the beginning there was nothing... then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe."
"Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building."
I have far to many Chuck Norris quotes in here...
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