Gender:Female

Age:14 with 5000 years experience, 2 in alternate universe.

Quotes

True Friends

are those that are aware of how stupid you are,have experienced it first hand,and still chose to be seen in public with you.

Friends

Me and you are friends...

you fight,I fight...

you hurt,I hurt...

you cry,I cry...

You jump off a bridge...

I'm gonna miss your dumb ass.

He said

I don't know why you were a bra you have nothing to put in it.

She said

You wear pants don't you?

Video games ruined my life.Good thing I have two extra lives.

Whoever said 'anything possible' never tried to slam a revolving door.

You 90of the reason I get up in the morning.The other 10 is because I have to pee.

Bad pick up lines:

Save water shower with me.

Milk does the body good but,damn how much did you drink?

Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?! I thought you knew...

"Excuse me, do you have the time?" You: "Do you have the energy?"

Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?

Excuse me, but is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?

Help the homeless. Take me home with you.

Hi. Are you legal?

I have only three months to live. ..

Can I take your picture? (Why?) Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.

So, do you like fat guys with no money?

Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!