March 9, 2009

The next chapter of BMN is delayed, sorry about not getting it up this weekend. I'm going to continue working on it everyday until I have enough time to finish the chapter. I've started on Version two of BMN, but I'm not going to post t until it's completed, and I've just started on it.

BMN is almost done, actually. A few more chapters, I would say 6 or 7, and then everything just needs to be wrapped up. Wow.

Well, thank you for reading this, and I shall post ASAP when I'm done writing it!!

Lee

You say, "Pink."
I say, "Black."

You say, "Zoey101."
I say, "Dexter."

You say, "Hollister."
I say, "Hot Topic."

You say, "Theory of a Deadman."
I say, "Alesana."

You say, "Emo."
I say nothing.

From xxDarkdeceptionxx's profile!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a BISEXUAL, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

And... Status Reports! On all my stories...

When French People Swear...: Actual title is "When French People Swear Do They Say, "Pardon My English"?" Darkiikuro is actually writing this partner to "Do Not Play Leap Frog With A Unicorn," and it's posted on my account because we wanted both stories to be in the same place. This is Jazz&Aedan's saga, from Aedan's POV.

Do Not Play Leap Frog With A Unicorn: The partner to this story is "When French People Swear", and that's from Aedan's POV. "Do Not Play Leap Frog With A Unicorn" is from Jazzy's POV, and written by me. Part of the Jazz&Aedan Saga

Bruises Mean Nothing: Almost done. Version two is also being worked on as well.

The End Of The World: Oneshot. Co-written with KittensMittens for fun, and humor. FINISHED.

The Knife Falls: Written from a serial killer’s perpective. ONESHOT.

A True Story: This is part of my story, and anyone reading it gets an in depth experience of my emotions. I used a different technique of writing in this one, and I'm glad I decided it wasn't too personal to post. This was a harder piece of writing to write. ONESHOT.

Our One Wish Is To Be Desired: Written from a prompt, which is why it may be slightly sad, and sobering. ONESHOT.

The Edge: Written for my friend DarkiiKuro, is also Poetry. I know, surprising, isn't it? Since I don't read OR write poetry. I can't even spell the goddamn word. Poetry? Peotry? Anyways, that's for her. ONESHOT.

Don't Stop If I Fall: This was started in 2006... And rewritten in 2008... and is now being rewritten in 2009... The updates for this story will be 2 or 3 all at once, because the chapters are very short. Hopefully it will catch your interest.

Also the proud beta of:

Seeing Eyes by KittensMittens

Sentinel by Sheepie

Kingdom Come by Sheepie

Drowning Sky by Yourbutt

My Favorite Quotes...
The best ones are in bold

A bisexual is a person that can reach into someone's pants, and be happy with WHATEVER is there.

Remember, today is the tommorrow you worried about yesterday...

Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young.

Honk if you love peace and quiet!

If the sky is the limit, then what's space, over the limit?

If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn't we now be seeing people from the future?

Do you think when they asked George Washington for ID, he just whipped out a quarter?

Everybody has photographic memory... Some just don't have film.

Some people are alive only because it's illeagal to kill them.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

God must love stupid people, he made so many.

The things that come to those who wait, may have been leftover from thos that got there first.

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

Calling him an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

Don't worry about the world ending today. It's already tommorrow in Australia.

(the weirdest description in a published book ever)
The ships hung in the sky, much like the way bricks don't.

The surest sign that there is intelligent life in another universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Incest: Adds a whole new meaning to, "fun for the whole family!"

Love you enemies, it makes them so damn mad.

Just because they're out to get me doesn't mean I'm paranoid.

I have no fear for my sanity. I have fear for those around me when it snapps.

If brute force doesn't work, then you're not using enough brute force.

"OH NO!! If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching TV by candlelight!!" -George Gobel

If the gods are watching then the least we can do if be entertaining.

If you cannot convince them, confuse them.

If you must pick between two evils, pick the one you have never tried before.

Sincerity. Once you can fake that, you can fake anything.

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

(There's gotta be at least one you like in that collection... However, I still have more.)

March 9, 2009

The next chapter of BMN is delayed, sorry about not getting it up this weekend. I'm going to continue working on it everyday until I have enough time to finish the chapter. I've started on Version two of BMN, but I'm not going to post t until it's completed, and I've just started on it.

BMN is almost done, actually. A few more chapters, I would say 6 or 7, and then everything just needs to be wrapped up. Wow.

Well, thank you for reading this, and I shall post ASAP when I'm done writing it!!

Lee