Um, hi. I'm Savannah. I'm a teenager in high school, and I joined this site just because. Most of what you'll see me post here will be essays, short stories, and poetry. I'd try a full-length, 5 or more chapter story, but I don't have the paitence or the attention span for it. I'll probably do a one-shot here and there, but never anything long. And just as a warning, those "copy-paste in your profile" things amuse me immensely.
Some of my writings may be controversial, but I care not! There's nothing stopping me from declaring the Word of God to my faithful readers! (Please note: the word "faithful" was sarcastic. I don't expect anyone to hang onto my every word. That would be a little bit creepy.) And I just told you that because I felt like it.
Just so y'all know, I become absolutely IRKED when I stumble across a piece of writing that uses the wrong "its", "your", or "their". If you're gonna use contractions, use 'em right! These things wouldn't happen if you paid attention. I'm also bugged by stories, and summaries for that matter, that don't capitalize. I'm not going to read your work if you type it like you're e-mailing someone.
Um, okay. I think my rant-type-thing is over. The moral of the story is: Grammar is your friend. Live by those words.
So, yeah. See ya 'round!
Oh, and here's some random things that I like!
You know you live in 2008 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did!
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this into your profile.
If normal people freak you out, put this in your profile.
If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Typos don't count here.)
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you love Jesus with all your heart, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever had a screaming competition with your friends or family while driving down the highway, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you aspire to walk through a drive-through, put this on your profile.
If you've gone into a chain restaurant wearing a formal suit/dress, put this in your profile.
If you're tired of these things bossing you around, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your best friends are your consciences, put this in your profile.
If you think your list can't get any longer, copy and paste this into your profile.
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