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in the risk of sounding terribly cliche, i am the girl who endlessly wonders why she cant raise one eyebrow like everyone else.
i ponder many subjects including the deep philosophical question: "does a carrot really have feelings??" and "will anyone actually read down to the bottom of my profile and send me mollifying messages??"
weee-ehhh-elllll onto more pressing (get it AHAHHAAH fictionpress) matters -- i suppose im mainly here to read right now because school is such a bitch (grrr at sick, twisted Board of Studies morons who thought the HSC was king shit)
but i do promise to use my intellecutal -wink- skills (from the pills) in writing an awesome badass blow-your-brains-out-jump-off-a-cliff-and-make-you-slit-your-wrists kind of story hahah! when the inspiration will just suddenly hit just like BAM.
a useless random fact: other possible names for me would be 'define obscure,' 'victor is her name, hotness is her game' or 'i put the x in sex'
what can i say?? im one kinky girl. as i have said timelessly: ""sexual innuendo? definitely intentional.""
and if your wondering my current name is derived (see im not stoned. hmmmph. i do use big words!! -cough 7 letters big cough-) from a Cute is What We Aim For song (only one of the best bands to ever grace the world with REAL music) called 'Newport Living'
oh i also LOVE From First to Last, Thursday, Taking Back Sunday, Brand New, Underoath, Three Days Grace, Jacks Mannequin, Bullet for my Valentine, Angels and Airwaves, Breaking Benjamin, A Change of Pace, Cold War Kids, British India, Death Cab for Cutie, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Goo Goo Dolls, Kaiser Chiefs (awesome accents that is!!), Kisschasy, Getaway Plan, Placebo, Paramore, The Red Jumpsuit Appartus, Senses Fail, Smashing Punpkins, The Used, 3 Doors Down, etc etc.
so you can tell i love my music (yah i play piano, violin and dun dun DUNN full electric violin).
i also love my art.
especially love my horses (after selling my large thoroughbred 6yo sammy last year i have to wait until school finishes to own another, but alas my lovelies, it is soonish -- oh and i event just like the people in the olympics that do dressage, showjumping and cross country -gloats- and yes i have won ribbons!!
and of course i love all forms of literature (well duh)
for the records, i live in Australia where everyone owns a pet kangaroo and skins snakes and talks with a bogan accent!!
this girl is just another person conforming to the non-conformity cult. sound familiar??
this girl doesn't have a story. its still being written.
blah blah blah.
la la la.
RAWWWRR. -jumps out from behind the buch wearing a lion costume-
-cough- -splutter- errr. -chokes and dies from coughing attack- -dies again-
somewhere in this existence someone probably has this exact profile. scared?? i know i am.
a random fact to put a smile on your dial: i love using wierd expressions and insults because..well because i can. yes thats right you arse munching cockface. go shag a green kangaroo!! (theres actually websites that tell you sick twisted cusses and profanities..not that ive ever looked -shifty eyes-)
moving onto the stage where i bid you farewell,
this girl (victoria) etc
(i love it how people in past centuries used to end their letters like that, its just so..so..)
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