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Vampire Butter Beans
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since: 04-23-08, id: 609023, Profile Updated: 12-25-08
country: United States
Author has written 18 stories for Life, Love, Religion, Fantasy, Friendship, Humor, Haiku, and Family.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, and so are you! But the roses are wilting. The violets are dead. The sugar bowl is empty, and so is my head!


About the asylum kick out...
Goes By ~ Vampire Butter Beans
Gender ~ Female
Status ~ Undead Bat Daemon
Pets ~ Pumpkin (Fat Vampire Ninja Cat), Blaziken (Evil Rooster), Mimi (Cockeyed Hen), Cream Burlie (...A Hen with anger issues), Feathers (Fluffy Hen!), Sunshine (Psychotic Vampire Gerbil), Rasca (Gerbil with an addiction to wheels), Sondra (Handicapped Gerbil), Lecy (Yellow Lab that hates ducks...and birds...), Momo (Pretty red cow)
Secert Pets ~ Fire Dragon, Water Dragon
Dream Crushes ~ Johnny Depp, Edward Cullen, Gerard Way, Itachi Uchiha
Favorite Story Characters that she made up ~ Kuat Gatachi, 'Pongo', Juni-koroso Demonic, Yuukan Demonic, Slailer Demonic, Ravea Demonic, Guilt-na-Zan, Nyeri Goodsoul
If you need to know anything else, feel free to PM me.

RANDOM COPY AND PASTE THINGIES!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World, GatorPups95, 'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', angel953, KristieMarie, Arafax, the Stranger in the moonlight Indred Dragon, Vampire Butter Beans

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro!

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

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If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. (And cracks. And desks. And chairs. And loose floorboards. And door frames. And air. And...)(I'm worse than Bella, really.)

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the frick'n trix, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been poked and made a noise resembling that of a constipated animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile

IF YOU ARE ON A MAJOR SUGAR RUSH RIGHT NOW COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

If you have ever wondered why there are no animals with polka-dots on them that are colors like blue and pink or yellow... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the words confused and puzzled are boring and that the word confuzzled is much better. Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you look every time at the "objects" your friends point at just to make you look. Copy and paste this into your profile.

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1. Ashley reviews
A poem that appeard in my mind and heart, and I transferd it to paper then typed words. Ashley is my girlfriend, we started going out on April 2, 2009. This poem is written F// or Yuri. If you don't like, don't bother reading.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-5-09 - Published: 4-5-09
2. Gone reviews
Look, I'm not sure if it is about life or not. If you know better category please tell me so. Um...as to what it is about...it is sorta how I always pictured Hell to be...but in the same breath it reminds me of the way our world can be at times...
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-12-09 - Published: 3-12-09
3. Someones' Threatning Door reviews
Not sure how it is about life, but to me it reflects life a little. If ya think about how people will not move if they are afraid...sorta...yeah...well, to me at least. :/
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-12-09 - Published: 3-12-09
4. Memory Alive reviews
A poem in rembrance of my aunt.
Complete - Family - Fiction Rated: K - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-12-09 - Published: 3-12-09
5. Dead Wrong reviews
A tale told in 5 hikus.
Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-12-09 - Published: 3-12-09
6. These Words reviews
A poem about that fear everyone has every now and then, the fear to tell that one person you love them.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-12-09 - Published: 3-12-09
7. HairEating Banana Bats! reviews
One of the poems I wrote for my baby brother. He's turning 1 in July. :3 Do yall think he will like it?
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-12-09 - Published: 3-12-09
8. What's Rightfully Mine reviews
I wrote this when I was debating the issue of suicide. In the end I choose I live, because when you think about you really relieze what you have to live for and who you leave behind when you die.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-10-09 - Published: 3-10-09
9. Acceptance reviews
No idea what it is about...but I wrote it...in a way it talks about how we all live our lives out to the very end...
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-10-09 - Published: 3-10-09
10. Letters from a Drug Addict reviews
Just a letter from a drug addict to his friends. Really just some poem that popped into my head one day
Complete - Friendship - Fiction Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-10-09 - Published: 3-10-09
11. Poem Randomness reviews
Just some random poem I wrote one day about an evil duck...couldn't think of a name.
Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-10-09 - Published: 3-10-09
12. Remembrance reviews
A poem dedicated to the Jews who died at the Holocaust.
Complete - Religion - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-10-09 - Published: 3-10-09
13. Why? reviews
A poem about how complex love can be.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-10-09 - Published: 3-10-09
14. Always and Forever reviews
Just another love poem of mine. Enjoy.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-10-09 - Published: 3-10-09
15. Please reviews
Wrote this awhile back when my ex broke up with me...was sorta depressed...felt like no one was talking to me or even cared...yeah...emo-ish I guess....enjoy.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-10-09 - Published: 3-10-09
16. I'll Be reviews
A love poem. Nothing else really to say...I wrote it talking about a Yaoi pairing, but it can be for any pairing. Straight, Yaoi, or Yuri. Yeah...Peace out.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-10-09 - Published: 3-10-09
17. Love is a Cage reviews
The side of love no one sees.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-18-08 - Published: 10-18-08
18. Death's Toy reviews
This is what happens when when you sell your soul to the Grim Reaper.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-18-08 - Published: 10-18-08
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