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Author has written 12 stories for Fantasy, Essay, Supernatural, and Action. Dear Reader, Kindly be informed that you are reading a notice of much importance. Please understand that it is vital for you to continue reading this for the sake of your own safety. My company has recently been notified of the growing threat one girl has grown to be. We would like to provide you with enough information to keep yourself safe. Her name is unknown, and we only know her as Asphodel21. The date that she prides on most is her birthday, November 21st, so kindly be extra careful on that day on any year. The percentage chance that she will be staring at you from your window on that day has been found to be 98%, as compared to a normal day's 60%. Yes, reader, she could be staring at you now. Any other information about her is currently unknown, and her whereabouts are rumoured to be in a tropical concrete jungle island near the equator named Singapore. Please be assured that investigations against her are currently ongoing, and her imprisonment in a mental hospital is inevitable. In the meantime, kindly take careful note of these precautions. 1. Shut your curtains at night. Always. Or she might crawl into your house and tell you off rudely, hence disturbing your beauty sleep. 2. Always leave two cups of coffee/tea/milktea beside your bed. If she attempts to attack you while you are sleeping, you are advised to throw the drinks out of the window. It is likely she will follow after it. Reliable sources tell us she loves caffine. 3. Always be ready to make a funny face. You can practice by screwing your face up so your look like a prune for three hours before going to bed. It will amuse her enough not to attack you. Thank you for your kind attention thus far. If you ever receive any information regarding Asphodel21 please send your report to thisemaildoesnotreallyexist@lalaland.org. Similarly, kindly report any sightings to that email. We once again sincerely thank you for your cooperation thus far. And we would like to inform you that the above Is rubbish. Thanks and Best Regards. | |||||||
1. Departure reviewsTurning a departure from the airport into a "dearly departed"Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-16-11 - Complete2. The Alternate Side of the Same Page reviewsThere is not always a solid, firm line between fantasy and reality, fiction and non-fiction, dreams and hallucinations, and sanity and insanity. Complete for now.Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-10-10 - Complete3. The Luck War reviewsSome people in the world who are lucky almost beyond belief. So when a war sprung up between two countries, one of them decides to draft all of these lucky people to help them fight the war. Genres not very accurate and may change.Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-10-094. Genii reviewsSchool for Geniuses, so obviously there'll be geniuses in there right? But one particular person is just a normal, average smart guy? What exactly got the school interested in him?Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-24-095. Vampiric Blood » reviewsThe Vampiric Blood was still new in Hidden. A new vampire, Hidden was adopted after surviving a vampire attack, but was that the right choice? Shouldn't Hidden find a more experienced Vampire to help him cope before he kills one from his new family?Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-20-09 - Published: 9-16-086. Poisonous reviewsYaoi MxM. Rowen has a new tenant but he isn't expecting a short and thin sixteen year old with a refusal to touch others for his own mysterious reasons. Will he find out why or will he never do so as things get more complicated as he realises he loves himFiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-19-097. Blood Red Hues reviewsThere are people in the world whom people call 'psychologically unstable'. People who know better call them Colours. These Colours' eyes change its hue when its owner feels strong emotions and destruction often follows but that can be trained in the OrderFiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-18-088. Deceitful » reviewsMainly about this girl who has a 'talent' for mixing Poisons, and is notorious at her school, which is a school for people with such talents, having killed off about half of her school in her first year. My first story! T for language.Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,259 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 10-20-08 - Published: 5-20-089. Blessing in Disguise reviewsI wrote this for my school essay... Nothing much to say about it, but please read. Generally about a blessing in disguise duh . And I don't even know if it's really counted angst or suspense, but there isn't really much else to put it under.Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-12-08 - Complete10. Insanity reviewsI actually wrote this for a school writing competition. It's mainly about this boy who is mentally fragile, and one day he faces something that makes his mind break down completely. Critics please!Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-12-08 - Complete11. Lighting Red reviewsA vampire story. Chp 1: Razel, a male and rather humane vampire, tries to warn his acquaintance, Casade, to stop her unnecessary killing for blood, and as usual is thrown out of the house. Razel meets his friend, Audrey, who seems sweet on him. MxM/Yaoi.Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-8-0812. Reaper's Rose reviewsIn the world of the Reapers, what meaning has the rose and its colors, black, grey and white? What happens in the world of the Dead and the never living? No plot yet, but I hope you will still read. D I'm bad at summaries.Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-30-08
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