'Allo, salut, bonjour - eh, what the hell? WASSUP! I'm StephenKingJunkie, and... well, hope you like my stuff.
News Item
by Dorothy Parker
Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses.
Resume
by Dorothy Parker
Razors pain you,
Rivers are damp,
Acids stain you,
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful,
Nooses give,
Gas smells awful -
You might as well live.
Quotes:
None of us really changes over time. We only become more fully what we are. - Marius, 'Queen of the Damned'
I wasn't trying to be funny in a mean way when I named the pig Misery, no sir. It was in the spirit of fan love, which is the purest kind of love there is. - Annie Wilkes, 'Misery'
Just tune in, turn off, drop out, drop in, switch on, switch off and explode. - Mr. Kite, 'Across the Universe'
As long as I knew I was going to Hell, I decided to do it thoroughly. - Edward Cullen, 'Twilight'
You Know You're Obsessed With Robert Pattinson/Edward Cullen/Twilight/etc. When:
. You flip out every time there's a brand-new news article on Pattinson Online.
. You've re-watched that MTV interview where Rob says, "You better hold on tight, spider monkey," about fifty thousand times.
. You wonder if the characters ever read fan fiction.
. When the sun shines in your hometown, you get depressed because it means NO VAMPIRES FOR YOU!
. You're extremely jealous of Kristen Stewart and have considered assassination as a good solution.
. You're extremely jealous of anyone who gets to work with Rob.
. You're extremely jealous of that water bottle... die-hard fans of Robert Pattinson (a-hem, Beenie, AndraDigg) will know EXACTLY what I'm talking about.
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