Age--> The Smallest Perfect Number plus the Largest Cube in the Fibonacci Sequence

Birthdate--> (Below)

(Day)--> Number of Platonic Solids plus the Base of our Number System

(Month)--> The Maximum Amount of Cubes that are needed to Sum to any Positive Integer

(Year)--> The Number of Digits in the First Cullen Prime minus the Multiplicative Identity

I love Math!

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1. Hand Bigger Than Face Equals Cancer reviews

The real title of this article is "If Your Hand is Bigger Than Your Face You Have Cancer." I was trying to imitate the writing style of the writers of The Onion. Enjoy

Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-8-08 - Published: 5-8-08

2. The Very Last Day of School reviews

It is Greg's last day of 1st grade. As all graduating first graders, his graduation ceremony is littered with bloopers and accidents. Poor Greg.

Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-30-08 - Published: 4-30-08