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since: 05-01-08, id: 610060, Profile edited: 05-01-08
Author has written 1 story for Fable.

Why hello there!

Sadly, this profile is dreadfully incomplete so far. As I'm still new to this website, I don't have much to post... but that's beside the point. As my repetoire of stories grows (just as soon as the newbie doc block goes down), I'll be sure to post more.

(yes, my profile picture is in fact a self-portrait; I'm quite satisfied with it, thank you))

After all, it's not like I'm just a tiny, insignificant speck in an endless sea of similiar specks, and it's not like people care absolutely nothing about my personal beliefs, origins, styles, and interests... ;)

Origin: Texas

Gender: male

Age: old enough for a prepubescent mustache, apparently

Profession: wannabe writer, video-game designer hopeful, lazy-all-around farmboy slacker

Speciality: wrecking father's tractors (in your face, dad! hah!)

Hobbies: reading, writing, drawing, playing video games (hence my name), fighting (always loved a good scrap), mucking about, hiding from angry father after breaking tractor, and let's not forget convienently losing homework. And what's more, this is all true!

Enough about me... oh, who am I kidding? I'm just getting started! Here's the one story I've got ready so far:

The Gnome

A twisted oneshot about a one-armed gnome who wanders into a bar and tells his life story. Neat twist at the end, keep your eyes open for it! By the time you read this, the story will most likely be up. My first ever original story of any quality.

And here's the story I'm working on right now as part of a school writing assignment. Decent length, of course...

The Wild Hunt

When a young Daniel's pregnant wife is taken from him by the Felehn on the eve of the terrible Wild Hunt, he vows to do everything in his power to get her back. If Daniel can evade the Felehn for one full night, they will return his wife, call off the Wild Hunt, and never come back again. Unfortunately, things aren't always that simple, and never are as they appear...

Notice: I originally came from Fanfiction.net, this site's sister site (say that 5 times fast, I dare you!). The profile name is the same, but the skill in my rip-offs, er fanfics, is lacking.

FORWARD THE BUFFS, LADDIE!! ONWAAAARRDD!!


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1. The Gnome reviews
A gnome walks into a bar... and while this may seem like a crude attempt at a joke, I assure you that you'll be mildly surprised when you reach the end of my first original fic. Read and review, please!
Complete - Fable - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-4-08 - Published: 5-4-08
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