|Great Thumbs of Wisdom|
Author has written 2 stories for Fable.
Why hello there!
Sadly, this profile is dreadfully incomplete so far. As I'm still new to this website, I don't have much to post... but that's beside the point. As my repetoire of stories grows (just as soon as the newbie doc block goes down), I'll be sure to post more.
After all, it's not like I'm just a tiny, insignificant speck in an endless sea of similiar specks, and it's not like people care absolutely nothing about my personal beliefs, origins, styles, and interests... ;)
Age: old enough for a prepubescent mustache, apparently
Profession: wannabe writer, video-game designer hopeful, lazy-all-around farmboy slacker
Speciality: wrecking father's tractors (in your face, dad! hah!)
Hobbies: reading, writing, drawing, playing video games (hence my name), mucking about, hiding from angry father after breaking tractor, and let's not forget convienently losing homework. And what's more, this is all true!
Enough about me... oh, who am I kidding? I'm just getting started! Here's the one story I've got ready so far:
A twisted oneshot about a one-armed gnome who wanders into a bar and tells his life story. A perspective of war and what it does to people, and a glimpse into the reasoning of a physically and mentally scarred veteran. My first ever original story of any quality.
And here's the story ideas I'm working on right now. Decent length, of course...
A Few Gnomes More
The sequel to the original short story. A one-armed gnome, the veteran of the Gnome Civil War, finds his drunken life interrupted by the return of his former commanding officer, murderous loan sharks, and the train heist of a lifetime. Somewhat Western-ish, a crime story. Takes place before the original short story and is much longer. Validate my existence, give it a read. It's been a long time in coming.
The Gnome 3 (planned)
Just a working title. Not official yet. Stay tuned, and in the meantime read 'A Few Gnomes More'.
Unnamed Superhero Story (planned)
A serious story about a young man living in an American city, where crime is rampant and evil people attack the innocent. The young man is given the ability to protect these innocent people, but a cannibalistic serial killer stands in his way. A story of good and evil, obviously, and it's obviously a superhero story, but with a twist. It's a crime thriller wrapped up in a mystery, and as the body count rises, our hero finds that he is painfully inadequate by himself. And one more thing: it's a Christian story. o_o
Broken Lances (canceled)
The devastating war between Survia and Bastia lasted twenty years. The bloodiest battle of that war came in the form of the Battle of Broston... where over thirty thousand lives were lost in a single day. Among the casualties... a newly founded Chapter of knights, made up of young men fresh from home, seeking glory and honor. They found only death.(serious story).
The Wild Hunt (canceled)
canceled / postponed / adios / axed
Notice: I originally came from Fanfiction.net, this site's sister site (say that 5 times fast, I dare you!). The profile name is the same, but the skill in my rip-offs, er fanfics, is lacking. I also used to have a blog under the name of Great Thumbs of Wisdom (because I'm so imaginative) somewhere, and it was nice. Don't bring children. I eat children. :)
FORWARD THE BUFFS, LADDIE!! ONWAAAARRDD!!
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