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since: 05-04-08, id: 610428, Profile Updated: 07-28-08
country: United Kingdom
Author has written 8 stories for Love, General, School, and Romance.

My name is Jess.

I love those who are close to me.

I love listening to music that makes me happy and makes me think.

I love stories that make me laugh.

I love stories that make me cry.

I love stories that make me think.

I love writing my own, be them good or bad.


BRING ME

Paramore, wine gums, all of my amazing friends, The Hush Sound, a good romance story, my bedroom, Ethan, and an I-Pod.

DON'T BRING ME OR I'LL EAT YOU

Mince, pplz hu spel wordz lyk dis, slow computers, minimalist houses.

MEMORIES

Are very important to me. I take pictures at every opportunity, make collages, draw on them, stick them on my wall.

QUOTES

My life is quotable.


Kat: Why are they all size 16 and 18?

Me: BECAUSE FAT PEOPLE RULE!


(after kissing) Me & Ethan: FAIL.


Alice: Epic.

Eve: Fail.

Alice: At.

Eve: Life.


Luke: Are you being orally hygienic?


My Friends: FOR CHINA!

(say it quickly and you'll understand)


(after spilling general crap in sleeping bag)

Me: Oh no... I've got to sleep in this tonight!

Luke: (scary face) SO DO I!


Me: STOP VIOLATING ME!

Mr Irvine: What are you doing in there?

Luke: Reading a book, sir!


Me: I fell over AGAIN, sir.


Me: It's as mean as calling your child Michael Jackson... regardless of gender.

Me: It was the actual definition of sucking face.


Me: I wanted to vomit but there were too many yellow frills in the vicinity.


Ethan: Oi, what's wrong with Abba?

Me: ... they're abba?


I fall over.

I wear odd stripy socks.

I dance in a comical fashion.

I do things simply because I can.

I burn things.

I laugh at silly things.

I speak before I think.

I sing loudly and badly.

I can easily eat 5 packets of wine gums in one morning.

I write bad stories and post them just to see what people say.

I believe in living for fun.

I sit at this computer for hours. I mean HOURS.

I flirt with the same sex, despite being completely straight.

Please read my stories and tell me what you think...

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1. Ice Cream Dreams
Boy likes girl, boy thinks girl wants to just be friends. Involves a fairground and ice cream. Cute oneshot! Enjoy!
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-6-08 - Published: 8-6-08
2. Heaven Don't Hear Me reviews
A second attempt at 'I Can Hear Heaven.' Please R&R... tell me which you prefer. Nickelback songfic.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-24-08 - Published: 7-24-08
3. I Can Hear Heaven reviews
Nickelback- Hero Songfic. You hear someone begin to sing with you.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-21-08 - Published: 7-21-08
4. Justifying Emoness reviews
Sometimes the emos have legitimate reasons.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-14-08 - Published: 7-14-08
5. Summers Last Longer Than We Do reviews
I never thought things could be perfect. And then they were. And then they weren't again.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-14-08 - Published: 7-14-08
6. The Best Days of Your Life reviews
Doesn't it annoy you how adults think school is the best days of your life? Some have it worse than others.
Complete - School - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-14-08 - Published: 7-14-08
7. The Finish Line, Together reviews
Two old friends meet on a beach, oblivious to their fate.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-14-08 - Published: 7-14-08
8. The Way I Love You reviews
Teenage love, and how it's never going to work.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-13-08 - Published: 7-13-08
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