My name is Jess.
I love those who are close to me.
I love listening to music that makes me happy and makes me think.
I love stories that make me laugh.
I love stories that make me cry.
I love stories that make me think.
I love writing my own, be them good or bad.
BRING ME
Paramore, wine gums, all of my amazing friends, The Hush Sound, a good romance story, my bedroom, Ethan, and an I-Pod.
DON'T BRING ME OR I'LL EAT YOU
Mince, pplz hu spel wordz lyk dis, slow computers, minimalist houses.
MEMORIES
Are very important to me. I take pictures at every opportunity, make collages, draw on them, stick them on my wall.
QUOTES
My life is quotable.
Kat: Why are they all size 16 and 18?
Me: BECAUSE FAT PEOPLE RULE!
(after kissing) Me & Ethan: FAIL.
Alice: Epic.
Eve: Fail.
Alice: At.
Eve: Life.
Luke: Are you being orally hygienic?
My Friends: FOR CHINA!
(say it quickly and you'll understand)
(after spilling general crap in sleeping bag)
Me: Oh no... I've got to sleep in this tonight!
Luke: (scary face) SO DO I!
Me: STOP VIOLATING ME!
Mr Irvine: What are you doing in there?
Luke: Reading a book, sir!
Me: I fell over AGAIN, sir.
Me: It's as mean as calling your child Michael Jackson... regardless of gender.
Me: It was the actual definition of sucking face.
Me: I wanted to vomit but there were too many yellow frills in the vicinity.
Ethan: Oi, what's wrong with Abba?
Me: ... they're abba?
I fall over.
I wear odd stripy socks.
I dance in a comical fashion.
I do things simply because I can.
I burn things.
I laugh at silly things.
I speak before I think.
I sing loudly and badly.
I can easily eat 5 packets of wine gums in one morning.
I write bad stories and post them just to see what people say.
I believe in living for fun.
I sit at this computer for hours. I mean HOURS.
I flirt with the same sex, despite being completely straight.
Please read my stories and tell me what you think...
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