Erm...hi, I'm not even sure what I'm supposed to be putting here, nor where this is going. But, since it says it's my 'profile' or whatever, I will tell you a bit about myself.

I am a boy, there's nothing wrong with a yaoi fanboy. (Surprised? Yeah so was my mom.)

Um...I'm sixteen years old. I can ALMOST drive. It's beauteous. 'Course, doesn't mean I drive well...right? Wait. You most likely don't care...

I am a gay American, and actually, I am quite proud by this fact, and screw all you haters out there! There's nothing wrong with simple love, right? Right. This would also explain my yaoi fanboyness, right? Right.

I am an Atheist. No, I will not force you to worship the devil, and you know what? I'M NOT EVEN EMO!! Woah, shocked silence. I know, it's amazing. And you know what else? I was born into this religion, my whole family is Atheist, and this doesn't change anything about me. I would've grown up this way anyway, so, if you're going to attempt to shove your religion down my throat, you can just leave now.

I have the most AMAZING boyfriend ever to be found ANYWHERE. He doesn't care when I start being a fanboy about anything, he just smiles all quiet-like and lets me rant. And we don't even fight much, and I just KNOW I'm in love. Does anyone else know that feeling? I LOVE YOU, ANTHY!!

My name? You really want to know it? It's kind of really ridiculous, but okay: Michael. No, that's not ridiculous, you say? Just wait. My middle name is Jackson. Yeah, I know. No, you can't have my last name, kind of sucks for you, but I prefer to remain stalkerless. Thanks anyway. My mom is a HUGE MJ fan, and you know what? So am I. RIP MJ, SCREW ALL THOSE HATERS OUT THERE!!

I have a TON of siblings, like, really, I'm not even kidding. I have 9 older brothers and sisters. I'm the baby. It's like, not even cool. We're all named after various celebrities, historical figures, anime characters, so on and so forth...My mom has gone through many phases of fangirlness. (The next oldest sibling is Forrest Gump, Alice Cooper ETC...you still can't have our last names.)

I just moved to Oxford New York from Tallahasee (sp?) Florida. Yeah, I moved in the middle of winter. I've seen enough snow, I'm kind of ready to go home to dear old dad. But, he sucks cock because he hates mom and all of us. Especially me, I think. Maybe that's just teenaged boy melodrama, though.

I am a HUGE superhero fan. I'm not kidding, Batman, Spiderman, Superman, L, the Teen Titans. You name them, I love them. But what sucks is that I have yet to see Spiderman 3. I am so depressed by this fact that I may just have to curl up in an emo corner and die. Or you know, beg my boyfriend to get it for me on my next birthday...

My birthday is November 10, 1993. WOOT! The day before Veterans day.

I am 5'1 and a quarter and weigh 82 pounds. Shut the hell up, I know, I'm tiny. Everyone picks on me. It's so funny, I'm the runt of the pack. You know what? It is funny, because EVERYONE in my family (excluding my mom, including my sisters) is over six feet. And I really AM the runt of the pack, so I'll laugh with you.

See that hideous beast in that picture wherever it happens to be on this thing? That's me! Woot! Aren't I just...HIDEOUS!? Don't let Anthy hear me say that, it will be so, so disappointed that I chose to say that. -tear- He thinks I'm beautiful, and never fails to tell me. When he does, I promptly smack him and tell him to shut the hell up.

Okay, so, if you're still reading this damn autobiography, I'll tell you what I will mostly be writing about. Ahem: Insanity and love.

Warnings for ALL stories: I take FOREVER to update. I know that I CAN get reviews, and I definitely won't update if I don't get any, it makes me feel kind of like no one likes my story so what's the point in continuing it, you know? Um, I am a very dark person that feels no regret when I give my characters gory, bloody deaths, really. I watch 1,000 Ways To Die with my friends and laugh. I'm kind of brutal. I write EXPLICIT lemons. I will warn you of this in the beginning of each fic, too in case you're a first time reader or like, don't read this. But if you ignore author notes, then I guess it's up to you to brave the lemons.

I'm running out of things to say, which is probably good because you're all probably dead of boredom by now if you've hung on this far. You probably haven't and I'm probably just talking to myself but...

I am addicted to music, my favorite artists are: Atreyu, Avril Lavigne (shut the fuck up), Alien Ant Farm, Barenaked Ladies, Blink182, Blood On The Dancefloor, Bowling For Soup, Boys Like Girls, Breaking Benjamin, Breathe Carolina etc there's a lot and I don't feel like going through my practically dead ipod to tell you people...

My favorite color is surprisingly not rainbow (you stereotypical bastards), it is actually hot pink and neon yellow why? That's the color that Anthy has dyed into his beautiful (naturally) black hair.

I loves him.

So, I hope you enjoyed this extraordinarily long rant from a hyperactive gay guy!!

If you have any questions don't be afraid to ask, I don't bite and I'm actually fairly friendly. Oh, but if you talk to me you might get herpes (Kidding! Jeez, sarcasm people.) Really, though, talk to me.

Contrary to popular belief, I AM a people person and am not antisocial.

Did you know?? (Most of these are funny)

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been recieved.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

1. YOUR REAL NAME: Michael

2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Micizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Hot Pink Spider

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name): Jackson North Canal (So inappropriate)

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Wesmitlz

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Yellow Monster (Cool)

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Iskcrfs (I can't even pronounce that, I'll ask Anthy tomorrow, that will be a fabulous conversation, "Anthy? How do you pronounce this word?" -holds out piece of paper- "I dunno, babe, however you want." "No! I have to know!" "Why?" "It's my Arab name.")

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): Francis (-gag-)

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Flash

10. YOUR NERD NAME: (your name spelled backwards): Leahcim

Baibai