Toodles People!

Ah I see...you want to know about ME! Well where to begin I wonder? Such a hard decision to make considering that I am so very interesting.

Quaxo snorts

glares at him Can I HELP you in anyway possible!?

my food bowl is empty.

I see...well considering that you had a rather LARGE piece of pumpkin pie (yick!) ten minutes ago, do you suppose you could wait a few seconds?

no

sigh Ok ok fine...(goes and returns in ten minutes time) honestly having to break each individual cat chow chunk into three pieces because he has "sensitive teeth". He really thinks he's King of the House. (notices computer screen) OH right...where was I? Sorry for the interruption (we're currently working on that whole 'owner often wants to throttle pampered feline but can't because he is too cute when he cocks his head and scratches his ear).

I am (in fact) madly obsessed with Mistoffelees (he is the cat to my nip) and NO that was not me you saw disguised as milkman following Jacob Brent around New York City...(looks about nervously) cough cough

My favorite queen is Jemima and she is the most suitable (I believe) for Misto. She is not annoying and (just my OPINION, no need to hunt me down and lock me in a closet with Rum Tum Tugger (shudders) stuck up like I imagine Victoria to be. (no offense)

I am most likely younger than you.

If you are or were at one time battling suicide/depression please visit my website www.freewebs.com/finding-the-key if you know anyone who is please please please pass along that address.

If you are interested, bored, or hey you pity the girl with no life check out my website: www.freewebs.com/ajacobbrentfan

Jesus is Lord. Woe to all who do not believe. Seriously that is not a joke. If you are not saved when you die or when Jesus returns you will burn in Hell and you will forever remember that you read this and did not process the simplicity of it in your brain.

I love you too Gracie more than your complex brain can fathom. My very best friend. And all my stories are dedicated to you also.

A Little 411 on my stories

Come Home: A one shot I wrote for a school writing contest. A bit depressing but meant to have the silver lining at the end. If you are reading this GO READ IT!! and then REVIEW!! I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER! Not cheesy at all (thougth the summary is) but emotionally intense.