the milk bottle
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since: 05-08-08, id: 610952, Profile Updated: 10-25-11
Author has written 3 stories for Romance.

I like karaoke.

I'm actually lactose intolerant.

And sometimes I write.


1. Quinntessential » reviews
SLASH. Elliot's pretty sure his temperamental flat mate, Quinn, has a problem with him. But since he likes to call himself a pacifist, he'd rather watch MythBusters than find out why.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 98,094 - Reviews: 2943 - Updated: 8-28-11 - Published: 5-10-08
2. To Love a Loser » reviews
SLASH. It's all a matter of who loses the most.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 83,034 - Reviews: 1105 - Updated: 7-30-10 - Published: 11-2-08
3. My Meaningless Existence at a Frozen Yogurt Shop reviews
ONE-SHOT. It was on that day that I began my downward spiral of meaningless sex, alcoholism, violence, and… okay, not really. But it felt close to something like that.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 202 - Published: 2-21-10 - Complete