1. First Day of School reviews
when I walked in on the first day of school... General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-12-01 - Published: 11-12-01 2. Many People Died Today reviews
Hmm... i wonder what day I could possibly referring to... perhaps with this war and all there will be days to come that this can be applied to? General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-12-01 - Published: 11-12-01 3. Art Is Perpetual reviews
art is alive, and it never dies... General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-12-01 - Published: 11-12-01 4. Beat Away My Misery reviews
I love my bongo drums... General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-12-01 - Published: 11-12-01 5. All That I Can Be reviews
A personal anthem... and no it is not in support of the military! General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-12-01 - Published: 11-12-01 6. Flyswatter reviews
Things I need to bring to school... books, homework, pens... and a flyswatter General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11-12-01 - Published: 11-12-01 7. Buffalo Cabbage reviews
he shoulda been a buffalo cabbage! Why wasn't he!!! General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-12-01 - Published: 11-12-01 8. Surrender to the Stars
Sleeping in the forest is a very spiritual experience for me... General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-12-01 - Published: 11-12-01 9. Hear the Dove Call reviews
an anti-war poem General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-12-01 - Published: 11-12-01 10. Jimi Hendrix Will Protect Me reviews
listening to Hendrix will make all the disruption around you go away... General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-12-01 - Published: 11-12-01 11. Running Away in Circles reviews
if you're running away from something... you shouldn't run in circles... General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-12-01 - Published: 11-12-01 12. Dehumanity reviews
what do you think they would say if i stood up and i walked away nobody here really understands me... hmm i like Blind Melon a lot... General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-12-01 - Published: 11-12-01 13. Like a Toucan reviews
Follow your nose when it runs! General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-12-01 - Published: 11-12-01 14. Platypus Amongst the Humans reviews
We can't have a platypus amongst the humans! General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-12-01 - Published: 11-12-01 15. Spiritual Sleep reviews
spirituality for me is sleeping in nature General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-12-01 - Published: 11-12-01 16. People Wanna Be Sheep reviews
i wonder why people wanna be sheep... just don't make sense to me... General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-12-01 - Published: 11-12-01 17. Join Our Clique reviews
i don't like cliques they're just like cults damn social cliques SET YOURSELF FREE General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-12-01 - Published: 11-12-01 18. Do You Eat the Sun? reviews
A question that came up in biology class while studying photosynthesis... General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-12-01 - Published: 11-12-01 19. The Battle of October 11 reviews
referring to the new york city local elections in the wake of September... General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-12-01 - Published: 11-12-01 20. Swallow the Pain reviews
it's about running... General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-12-01 - Published: 11-12-01 21. West Side Community Garden reviews
one of my happy places... General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-12-01 - Published: 10-12-01 22. Fascist Comb reviews
I don't like combs... tryin' to discipline my hair General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-12-01 - Published: 10-12-01 23. Trip of Life reviews
Come to Insanity... Nirvanna General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-12-01 - Published: 10-12-01 24. Laugh at the Crazy Person reviews
Don't you hate those people who just can't take a little insanity in their lives... General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-12-01 - Published: 10-12-01 25. The Love Revolution reviews
A love revolution is what each of us needs... and what the world needs. General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-9-01 - Published: 10-9-01 26. Jimi Hendrix Came Along reviews
An ode to Jimi Hendrix, and any other musical revolutionaries who have died so soon... General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-6-01 - Published: 10-6-01 27. Drunken Irish Messenger reviews
A drunken Irish guy approached me in the street one day... and he had a message for me General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-6-01 - Published: 10-6-01 28. Drilling in the Sidewalk
They were drilling in the sidewalk, and the noise was loud and disruptive. General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-6-01 - Published: 10-6-01 29. Horde of the Lost
a poem about the masses of NYC... General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-6-01 - Published: 10-6-01 30. August Will Terminate At Midnight reviews
I wrote this the night of august 31... just realized it has kind of foreshadowed the events of sept. 11... freaky, huh? General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-6-01 - Published: 10-6-01 31. Anarchy/Harmony Society reviews
It's about spirituality... much reference to jesus, though i'll have it be known I do not consider myself a christian General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-6-01 - Published: 10-6-01 32. Back to School reviews
I wrote this during the first day of school this year... how I wasn't psyched to be back there General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-6-01 - Published: 10-6-01 33. A New World Today reviews
Written the night of September 11th... I regret not posting it earlier General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10-5-01 - Published: 10-5-01 34. Oblivious reviews
I wrote this the night of the attacks on the WTC... General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-5-01 - Published: 10-5-01 35. Those Who Kill Instead of Create reviews
I prefer artists who create art to censors who destroy it. General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-5-01 - Published: 10-5-01 36. Zoser's call reviews
this middle aged midwestern guy prank-called me... and some kid was stoned off his ass squawking in the background... and i thought to myself, goddamn this is a crazy world. General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-5-01 - Published: 10-5-01 37. The Muse Comes and Goes reviews
When the muse is here and I'm writing, I can't be happier. When it leaves, I am depressed and pathetic... General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-5-01 - Published: 10-5-01 38. The Pedestrian reviews
Being someone who loves to walk to all ends of my city, NYC, I will say with all my heart: All Power to the Pedestrian! General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-5-01 - Published: 10-5-01 39. The Entry To My Soul reviews
Every person I stare at while walking about NYC... this is what I want them to know General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-5-01 - Published: 10-5-01 40. Don't Got No Time
Time is such a bitchy thing... don't you wish we could live without it? General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-5-01 - Published: 10-5-01 41. Pretty White Scars On My Arm reviews
I have all these pretty white scars on my arm... hmm... do you wonder what i got them from? General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-5-01 - Published: 10-5-01 42. Old Lady Next Door reviews
There's an old lady who lives on rent-control next door... General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-5-01 - Published: 10-5-01 43. Hairball or Puke? reviews
Hairball or puke... i don't know, do you? Hairball or puke! General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-01 44. Honorary Tree reviews
I was one with the trees while riding on the bus... General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-01 45. Hour on Four Green Benches
At the poetry meeting... I wrote about the poetry meeting. General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-01 46. Human Inadequacy reviews
Wouldn't it be great if we were all impotent? General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-01 47. Ice-Chomper reviews
I was eating ice in the expensive restaurant General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-01 48. Idealistic reviews
If asked my political ideology... i suppose the best word for it is just 'idealistic." General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-01 49. If We Were Like Water reviews
If humans were like water things would be so much more harmonious... General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-01 50. Impotence reviews
Impotence, the inability to write/create, is the worst feeling in the world General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-01 51. In the Taxi reviews
In the taxi... you have a conversation and never see the person again... General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-01 52. Lawn Bowling Egomaniac reviews
I was gonna have a peaceful time lawn-bowling... but then the egomaniac opened his mouth... General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-01 53. Layers of Insanity reviews
I am many layers of insanity General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-01 54. Live To Create reviews
I'm sure all you writers out there can maybe identify... life is all about creating more life... General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-01 55. Me and Jeff Loddo Hug Trees
Some people think it's weird to hug trees... that's sad... we should all be more in touch with mother nature, and brother tree General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-01 56. Money Kills reviews
recommended reading for all you greedy zombies who are destroying the natural world! General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-01 57. Monkey In My Brain reviews
for a few days this summer there was this monkey living in my brain... it's gone now but it stops by to visit every once in a while General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-01 58. Monkey Screams reviews
The monkey screams! EEE EEE! Damn monkey, get out of my brain! General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-01 59. Mouse to Snake reviews
Witnessing the feeding of a snake helped me to understand the cycle of life... General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-01 60. Nader vs. Gore reviews
Simple poem in support of Ralph Nader. General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-01 61. On Top of the World
I was on top the world, looking down from the mountain in bliss General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-01 62. Overhanging Rock reviews
Jumping into the water from the boulder 25 feet above... General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-01 63. Philadelphia's Finest reviews
A poem in support of political prisoner Mumia Abu-Jamal General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-01 64. Platypus With a Spatula reviews
A somewhat epic poem written when I could control the ways of nature with a pair of plastic spatulas... General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-01 65. Pow-Wow Incense reviews
The senuous high is far greater than the chemical high General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-01 66. Psychosomatic Mosquitoes reviews
The mosquitoes... they weren't really there... but they bit me all over! General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-01 67. Puppets or Dummies? reviews
Are boy bands puppets or dummies? I can't quite tell... General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-01 68. Purple Sky and Spaghetti
Purple Sky and getting spaghetti when you want spaghetti... that's the pleasure of living right there General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-01 69. Rainbow of Insanity reviews
I am a platypus... I am also a rainbow of insanity. General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-01 70. Rat Asses
Your apathy only brings your own decay... General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-01 71. Ruined Poem reviews
An absoltuely disgustingly bad poem! General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-01 72. Sit Down, Shut Up reviews
this goes out to all you teenyboppers... mainly those of you who claim you aren't General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-01 73. Solon reviews
Solon inspired out government's layout... funny how we have followed only the unfavorable part of his example... General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-01 74. Spider Nest reviews
goddamn humans screw everything up... we can't coexist with the world, we're too selfish. General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-01 75. Stairway to Liberty
I was ascending to liberty... General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-01 76. Stranded in the Parking Lot reviews
The bus lost its power... we were stranded in the parking lot at one in the morning, where we lost our sanity General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-01 77. Sun Worshippers reviews
I can identify with sun worshippers General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-01 78. Sun Block
Don't block the sun! The sun is fun! General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-01 79. Sweet Sweet reviews
Written after listening to the Smashing Pumpkins song... when everything was sweet sweet General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-01 80. The Beetle's Confession
This beetle, it confessed to me... a secret that is held among all insects... General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-01 81. The Contents of a Cigarette reviews
What I see when I look at the cigarettes on the street... General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-01 82. Trip to the Mint reviews
The US Mint... oh, boy, my favorite place in the whole entire world! General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-01 83. Two Sides of Creation reviews
The worth of creation, can sometimes be traced back to the motive... General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-01 84. Un-Dignified Mirror reviews
I had a dream that my hair had just been cut... it was a tragic image... General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-01 85. That Was a Stupid Poem to Write reviews
This was a stupid poem to write... i don't know why I wrote this poem. General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-01 86. Unique Freak reviews
Maybe it's a trite subject for any counter-culture person to write about... but, hell, I felt like writing it General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-01 87. When You Become the Mosquito reviews
Never become what you hate... General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-01 88. Thirty-One Person Room
31 people in a small space... my claustrophobia and introversion comes out in the form of poetry General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-3-01 - Published: 10-3-01 89. My Generation Happened Long Ago reviews
I don't my generation... i would be so much more at peace in the 60's... General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-3-01 - Published: 10-3-01 90. Airplane reviews
When airplanes fly above your head they make loud noises... General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-3-01 - Published: 10-3-01 91. Ant On the Ground reviews
I saw an ant on the ground... so I decided to write a poem about it. General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-3-01 - Published: 10-3-01 93. Breeze
Breeze propels life General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-3-01 - Published: 10-3-01 94. Brian Fendell's Cosmetic Puffs reviews
I know somebody named Brian Fendell and I was intrigued by his cosmetic puffs... General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-3-01 - Published: 10-3-01 95. Bus Ride
A claustrophobic poem General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-3-01 - Published: 10-3-01 96. Buzzing Fly reviews
Don't you hate it when flies go BZZZZ! General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-3-01 - Published: 10-3-01 97. Cabbage reviews
I saw a cabbage up in the sky one fine day... what a tasty cloud! General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-3-01 - Published: 10-3-01 98. Caffeine reviews
Everybody has their addictions... caffeine is one of mine General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-3-01 - Published: 10-3-01 99. Candy or Porch? reviews
Decisions, decisions... General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-3-01 - Published: 10-3-01 100. Cock reviews
I knew somebody once and he was cock. General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-3-01 - Published: 10-3-01 101. Come To the Building reviews
All the puppets come to the building and they dance! General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-3-01 - Published: 10-3-01 102. Counterpoint Gazebo reviews
The hippies and the preppies convene in the same gazebo... and we go our separate ways General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-3-01 - Published: 10-3-01 103. Dark Alienated Introvert reviews
"I like to go to important social events and alienate myself." General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-3-01 - Published: 10-3-01 104. Diz reviews
I was dizzy when I wrote this. And I was the center of the universe... General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-3-01 - Published: 10-3-01 105. Dysfunctional As a Human Being reviews
Sometimes I feel dysfunctional as a human being. General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-3-01 - Published: 10-3-01 106. Everybody's Singing in Harmony
One day I'll live in a land where everybody's singing in harmony... General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-3-01 - Published: 10-3-01 107. Fork in the Woods! reviews
There was a fork in the woods! And the spaghetti tasted good... General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-3-01 - Published: 10-3-01 108. Funny Bug reviews
It was such a funny bug... why'd it have to die? General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-3-01 - Published: 10-3-01 109. Goodnight, Foot reviews
Do me a favor: if your foot ever falls asleep, sing it a lullabye. General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 10-3-01 - Published: 10-3-01 110. Grammar is for Mathematicians! reviews
Grammar is for mathematicians! Think about it... General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-3-01 - Published: 10-3-01 111. The Bliss of Individuality reviews
I've always been happiest when I was able to be myself... this poem is sort of a short history about my own individualism. General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-10-01 - Published: 6-10-01 112. I'm Not Depressed reviews
I'm just too weird for my inner-happiness to be understood... so they all assume I'm depressed! There isn't anything creative about this piece... but when I'm angry and uninspired it comes out more easily in sentences than in poetry/rhyme. General - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-10-01 - Published: 6-10-01 113. There's Gonna Be a Revolution, Baby reviews
One of these days, man, y'all are gonna see... there's gon' be a revolution, and your reality will become a little more real... General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-10-01 - Published: 6-10-01 114. Fifteen Minutes To Go Get Pizza reviews
Starts off as a realistic story about my current parental conflict, but turns into an extremely bizarre story symbolic of the New York and national political scene General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-10-01 - Published: 6-10-01 115. Exposed-- the CIA or My Psychosis? reviews
I wrote this during math class when I was bugging out thinking the CIA had taken control of my brain... General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-1-01 - Published: 6-1-01 116. The CIA's Truman reviews
Wow I am crazy paranoid, just reading this over... wrote this about a man who stood near me who I was convinced was a CIA agent... General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-1-01 - Published: 6-1-01 117. The New Emancipation Proclamation
I hereby issue a new emancipation proclamation. General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 6-1-01 - Published: 6-1-01 118. All-American Relationship reviews
I intend to pose this question with this poem: Would you rather your significant other be perfect, or would you rather he/she be perfect for you? General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-25-01 - Published: 5-25-01 119. The History Project reviews
A recount of this hugeass history project that I just finished. We have three months to work on it, the eighth grade does it every year, it counts for two tests... and I guess I'm just dissecting the experience. General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,711 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-22-01 - Published: 5-22-01 120. Death By State reviews
In this poem, I assume the consciousness of a man on death row as he is led to the electric chair... General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-21-01 - Published: 5-21-01 121. Mother's Day reviews
It was Mother's Day, and me and my mom saw this dude... and he was carrying a lamp... and I wrote a story about it... and maybe you'll read it, huh? General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-21-01 - Published: 5-21-01 122. Girl Approaches reviews
Just a stream of consciousness from me, the weirdo, when approached by a random person today General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-21-01 - Published: 5-21-01 123. Has Fanfiction.net Sold Out? reviews
There is a new rule on fanfiction.net that says we must not have swears in our summaries/titles. Join me in the fight against this censorship! Save our fanfiction.net as we know it! General - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 5-14-01 - Published: 5-14-01 124. Attack Me! reviews
I have pimples. And I like them. I do not like being considered "hot" by common definition; I do not want to be the all-american prototype that teenage girls fantasize about. Some may call me ugly; I say I like it that way. General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-13-01 - Published: 5-13-01 125. My Poem of Saved Brain Cells reviews
After four hours of completing tedious, menial tasks I was bored and so damn hazed that I wrote these lines of complete nonsense. If you want to know about the title, email me. General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-12-01 - Published: 5-12-01 126. Bill Murray reviews
I saw Bill Murray in a theater last night, and it inspired me to write a poem about celebrity worship General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-6-01 - Published: 5-6-01 127. Thirty-Two Flavors reviews
A short piece about me... and who/what I really am... inspired by the Ani DiFranco song "32 Flavors" General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-5-01 - Published: 5-5-01 128. Your World or Mine? reviews
I am a reborn introvert... and this is a short story that contains my views of the world... and why I prefer the world inside of my head to y'alls world General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-30-01 - Published: 4-30-01 129. I Don't Deny, Instead I Laugh reviews
I wrote this about the homophobia I often receive... General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-20-01 - Published: 4-20-01 130. My Hair Uncut Large Messy reviews
I wrote this about my hair. I haven't cut in in a long time... so it is very big, and i don' comb it so it is messy... and i like it this way. General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-20-01 - Published: 4-20-01 131. Andre's Memories reviews
I had a neighbor named Andre... and one day me and a crazy friend I had decided to sell his memories for a buck a piece... General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-13-01 - Published: 4-13-01 132. Sunday at the Pagua
I went to do some campaign work and ended up at a Hindu festival celebrating the coming of spring, having an experience to remember... General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-13-01 - Published: 4-13-01 133. The Condom Thief reviews
I witnessed a theft of a bunch of condoms... and it's funny cuz I had been identifying with the thief himself. General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 4-13-01 - Published: 4-13-01 134. Conformed Rebel reviews
Shawn, the most popular kid in his grade, explains how fake his life is... General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,566 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 3-31-01 - Published: 3-31-01 135. The Pagua reviews
I went to this wild Hindu celebration called the Pagua when I was doing campaign work... it was such an experience that I wrote a song about it Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-28-01 - Published: 3-28-01 136. Raccoon Gone Bad reviews
An Animal Farm-esque story featuring a revolutionary raccoon who is in the process of creating a new society General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-28-01 - Published: 3-28-01 137. French Sorbet reviews
This is a song I wrote when on vacation in France... it's about optimism and my current situation General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-27-01 - Published: 3-27-01 138. Kind vs. Polite reviews
I just spent a week in France... and it got me thinking about the true meanings of politeness and kindness. General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-26-01 - Published: 3-26-01 139. I Strive To Be A Platypus reviews
A pantoum about my favorite animal, the platypus, and it's symbolic meaning General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-11-01 - Published: 3-11-01 140. Hunger Strike reviews
I went on a hunger strike a few weeks ago and here's a song I wrote just before I did explaining my reasons... Song - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-11-01 - Published: 3-11-01 141. Kitty Kat reviews
A (i hesitate to call it a) story about cats... I find them to be very interesting, truly trippy animals. General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-11-01 - Published: 3-11-01 142. Fascism reviews
I wrote this to respond to a question I was asked: "How do you describe the world 'fascist'" General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-2-01 - Published: 3-2-01 143. The Confessions of a Cow reviews
A cow confesses that he committed a horrible sin General - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-11-01 - Published: 2-11-01 144. Poor Old Lady reviews
A poor old lady loses her children in Iraq and solicits your help so that she can kill you. General - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-8-01 - Published: 2-8-01 145. The Vast Thereness
A stupid guy named Bart's life undergoes some changes while he's standing somewhere in the vast thereness... General - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-8-01 - Published: 2-8-01 146. Pursuit of Happiness reviews
A political (yes, the P word, all y'all non-intellectuals need not read) essay i wrote as part of a contest concerning Libertarianism and individual civil liberties. General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-5-01 - Published: 2-5-01 147. Purple Monkeys Running Amok reviews
There are purple monkeys running amok in a zoo... and then some hippies come round... and it's just a weird story dude so if you're weird too maybe ya'd like to read it General - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-30-01 - Published: 1-30-01 148. My Mom Voted For Nader reviews
I realize the title may be misunderstood... this is NOT a story that is critical of the Nader campaign... I myself was an active member. General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-24-01 - Published: 1-24-01 149. My Life reviews
This song actually ain't about my life... it's about a friend of mine who has a very hard, hellish life. This song inspired by a very moving email he sent me that really helped me put my life in perspective and realize how lucky I really am... perhaps thi Song - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-21-01 - Published: 1-21-01 150. Teen Suicide reviews
Song about who really is to blame for teen suicide... and the effects of the resulting wrongful blaming. Song - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 1-5-01 - Published: 1-5-01 151. Take No More -- (legalize prostitution) reviews
Dude, prostitution is an act that benefits two people. How is it illegal? We must take no more of this fascism imposed on us by our government! Song - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-27-00 - Published: 12-27-00 152. Rudolph Giuliani's Suicide Note reviews
Psycho fascist New York City mayor Rudolph Giuliani commits suicide, and admits his fascist cravings in his suicide note. General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-13-00 - Published: 12-13-00 153. Carpe Diem reviews
The longer, funnier, weirder, more explicit sequel to What Goes Around Comes Around. It's funny and weird for all you weird people... got some bitchy satirical political commentary for all y'all intellectuals. If you're a normal, apathetical person then d General - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,760 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-25-00 - Published: 11-25-00 154. Foo Foo reviews
Well yo dude I musta been high or something when I wrote this. It was in science class and there were some funny chemicals so I guess that explains it... it's about a bunny addicted to drugs. Some pro-legalization sentiments too. Short. General - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 11-25-00 - Published: 11-25-00 155. What Goes Around Comes Around reviews
Bit odd... story about this dude who dresses up as a piece of steak and dances for drunk people. Wrote it for school and my class loved it... not a personal favorite though. General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-4-00 - Published: 11-4-00 156. Democracy For Minors reviews
Song bout how we should abolish the voting age. Ya shouldn't have to be 18 to vote! Song - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-28-00 - Published: 10-28-00 157. Congo BoBongo reviews
A 100% true story about talking monkeys, Jim Lehrer, transexuals, beer, and toe-loss. General - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-25-00 - Published: 10-25-00 158. two(wrong)+Bush=right reviews
Song about George W. Bush and his trigger happy death penalty policies Song - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 10-21-00 - Published: 10-21-00 159. Democracy Hypocrisy and Autocracy reviews
Song about how Bush and Gore don't want you to be free; they wanna run your life! Song - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-21-00 - Published: 10-21-00 160. When Chopsticks Get Trippy reviews
The fourth in my zany kitchen utensil series.. not all that great but funny nonetheless General - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-19-00 - Published: 10-19-00 161. When Forks Get Angry reviews
I must've been high when I wrot e this. But I'm always high. It's a weirdass story bout an angry fork. General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 10-16-00 - Published: 10-16-00 162. When Eggbeaters Go Crazy reviews
zany story bout an eggbeater that goes crazy... if you are weird as me then you'll enjoy General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 10-14-00 - Published: 10-14-00 163. The Plight of the Homeless reviews
This is a song explaining my take on our politicians selling out to corporations instead of helping those in need... Song - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-13-00 - Published: 9-13-00 164. Legalize Drugs reviews
Title's pretty straightforward. I think drugs should be legal. 'Fore you brand me a dissolute lunatic, read what I have to say. Song - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 8-31-00 - Published: 8-31-00 165. The Platypus reviews
A song about nonconformity, being different, expressing yourself... yah. Enjoy. Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-29-00 - Published: 8-29-00 166. Stoned reviews
Song I wrote about my natural high and inhalant experimentation. Song - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-29-00 - Published: 8-29-00 167. It'll Be Aight reviews
Song I wrote when I got caught cheating on an important homework assignment (50 point sheet) Song - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-10-00 - Published: 5-10-00 168. School Prayer reviews
Song about my opinions on organized school prayer and the people that advocate it Song - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-27-00 - Published: 3-27-00 169. Me and My Vibrator reviews
Ohhhhh it tingles. Vibrators are great. Song - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 3-4-00 - Published: 3-4-00 170. Bad Day reviews
I, a predominantly happy person, had a bad day. So I wrote a song about it with my friend Rambunxus. Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-4-00 - Published: 3-4-00 171. Sushi D reviews
Just wanna let y'all know that Rambunxus wants to change his name to Sushi D... join me in the fight against this change! Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-4-00 - Published: 3-4-00 172. Lovesick Deceiver reviews
A deceitful, evil man is struck by a cupid and falls in love with a woman who thinks she's a rhino. General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,122 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-4-00 - Published: 3-4-00 173. Bunghole Cola reviews
Story I wrote in 6th grade about an aspiring actor who works in a hair salon called Bunghole Cola. General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-22-00 - Published: 2-22-00 174. Apology reviews
I'm just rapping my apology to uploading two copies of the same song Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 2-12-00 - Published: 2-12-00 175. Chief BigBong vs. Rambunxus reviews
Remember those old school raps where rappers would rap against eachother? Well if you miss the old school 'smuch as I do here's somethin' that'll make ya feel nostalgic... Song - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 2-8-00 - Published: 2-8-00 176. Don't censor me reviews
Song about how censorship should be illegal without consent of the author of whatever is being censored. CENSORSHIP SUCKS! Song - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 2-5-00 - Published: 2-5-00 178. Tom Sawyer meets Trinity School reviews
Tom Sawyer meets my school... General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-22-00 - Published: 1-22-00 179. Caninephobia reviews
True story from when I was two years old that caused me to be scared of dogs for life. General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 1-22-00 - Published: 1-22-00 180. They Will Laugh reviews
Point of View piece of a suicide General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 1-22-00 - Published: 1-22-00 181. Tweezers of Dystopia reviews
Funny story about the leader of a dystopian communistic society. General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,595 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-22-00 - Published: 1-22-00 182. Toma Lucia reviews
Short little story I wrote about a taxi driver who I once had the honor of meeting. General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-22-00 - Published: 1-22-00 183. The Schizophrenic reviews
Story about a schizophrenic teacher that I wrote in 6th grade General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,935 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-21-00 - Published: 1-21-00 184. Get Rich Quick reviews
Group of get rich quickers create a scheme... strange but funny story General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,389 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-19-00 - Published: 1-19-00 185. The Mamma Conflict reviews
Agents Joe and My Mamma are after a felon named Yo Mamma with the help of His Mamma General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-18-00 - Published: 1-18-00 186. Legalize Prostitution!!! reviews
A very meaningful song I wrote explaining why prostitution should be legal. Song - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 1-5-00 - Published: 1-5-00 187. The Kooks reviews
A 4th grader's story of a family consisting of complete kooks General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,202 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-24-99 - Published: 12-24-99 188. A Vivrant Crime (Q-tip the Cleaner) reviews
Story I wrote with a friend about a hitman who just so happens to be named Q-Tip. General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,931 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-23-99 - Published: 12-23-99 189. Momo's Show reviews
Momo, a man that hates kids, starts a show for kids General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,496 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-23-99 - Published: 12-23-99 190. Jamaican Fugitives reviews
4 jamaicans and 1 american are being hunted by Joe Mamma for varoious crimes. General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,214 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-16-99 - Published: 12-16-99 191. Zeke and Elmont reviews
Three very different friends meet up with a supernatural frog... yeah... thats it General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,666 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-16-99 - Published: 12-16-99 192. Haircuts reviews
A man that had a bad experience with a haircut gets another haircut, and it happens again General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,239 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-13-99 - Published: 12-13-99 193. The Chihuahua That Saved Christmas reviews
The owner of the Taco Bell chihuahua find out that his chihuahua is Santa Claus. General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 12-12-99 - Published: 12-12-99 194. The Sociopathic Taxi Drivers of New York City reviews
All of the taxi orginizations of New York City are really Pakistani terrorists. General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,449 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 12-12-99 - Published: 12-12-99 195. Jamal Bunghole reviews
Jamal Bunghole accidentally starts a war, and an agent named Joe Mamma is out to get him General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,428 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-12-99 - Published: 12-12-99 196. Oinkysnorkle reviews
there's a crazy teacher and an anonymous principal... and somehow the taco bell chihuahua connects them together... sounds pretty weird but whaddaya expect from me? General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,035 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-12-99 - Published: 12-12-99 197. When Spatulas Go Bad reviews
When Spatulas Go Bad, These Three Get Mad General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,436 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-10-99 - Published: 12-10-99 |
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