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| Richard Platypus |
Author has written 197 stories for General, Song, and General. - 6/9/03 Yo... I am Richard Platypus. I kinda stopped using this website a long time ago... been one and a half years since I uploaded anything. Part of the reason was that Fanfiction.net was deleting a lot of my works due to obscenity, which I certainly did not appreciate. And part of the reason was that I got my own website-- www.angelfire.com/poetry/platypus -- I urge you to check this out for a more current (and even more extensive) sample of my work. A lot of the stories on here were uploaded back in 1999, when I was in 7th grade, and some of them were written when I was as young as fourth grade. Just a warning, I think that nevertheless you may enjoy a lot of them. As for me? I am Richard the Platypus. Here is a recent picture of myself: Many more SEXY PICS at my WEBSITE (hint hint). I am 16 years old. I am a poet, a slave to the muse, it is my reason to breathe. My poetry has been featured on such websites as poetz.com and roguescholars.com I have been a featured reader at downtown NYC venues such as the Knitting Factory (and frequently read at open-mics in the area). I do not consider myself a slam-poet, because the written word means too much to me. But I am a zealous performer, I clamor for the spotlight, and I am capable of bringing down the mo'fuckin house, especially with my politically-charged poetic rants. I am a radical socialist, a yippie-marxist, a cultural revolutionary. In the past I've worked on Ralph Nader's campaign for president, Norman Siegel's campaign for public advocate of NYC, on various civil-rights programs, and of course I've attended more protests than I can count at this point. One of these days I'm gonna bring the world toppling down, and build a happier world in its place, free of capitalism, war, sexual and artistic repression. Perhaps you would like to join me? Seriously, if you like my work, drop me a review-- and email me for chrissakes! Tell me about yourself! Do you also want to rape George Bush in the ass with a pogo stick? A few more interests of mine, besides poetry and political activism/theory include... photography! I could never draw worth a shit, but photography has cleared a path for me to express myself visually. I recently had one of my pictures from an anti-war protest featured in an art gallery in Chelsea. spirituality! I do not believe in organized religion, aside from the lovely Hare Krishnas, but I am intensely spiritual. I feel a strong, beautiful connection with the universe, the rest of humanity-- and even you. I love mother nature, and have sex with her splendor every second I am alive. music! trippy music! Wow, I listen to quite an eclectic array of orgasmic noises. See www.angelfire.com/poetry/platypus/music.html for a complete list of my TOP 200 CDs. Um that's about it. Read my stories now. | |||||||||
1. First Day of School reviewswhen I walked in on the first day of school...General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-12-01 - Published: 11-12-012. Many People Died Today reviewsHmm... i wonder what day I could possibly referring to... perhaps with this war and all there will be days to come that this can be applied to?General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-12-01 - Published: 11-12-013. Art Is Perpetual reviewsart is alive, and it never dies...General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-12-01 - Published: 11-12-014. Beat Away My Misery reviewsI love my bongo drums...General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-12-01 - Published: 11-12-015. All That I Can Be reviewsA personal anthem... and no it is not in support of the military!General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-12-01 - Published: 11-12-016. Flyswatter reviewsThings I need to bring to school... books, homework, pens... and a flyswatterGeneral - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11-12-01 - Published: 11-12-017. Buffalo Cabbage reviewshe shoulda been a buffalo cabbage! Why wasn't he!!!General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-12-01 - Published: 11-12-018. Surrender to the StarsSleeping in the forest is a very spiritual experience for me...General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-12-01 - Published: 11-12-019. Hear the Dove Call reviewsan anti-war poemGeneral - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-12-01 - Published: 11-12-0110. Jimi Hendrix Will Protect Me reviewslistening to Hendrix will make all the disruption around you go away...General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-12-01 - Published: 11-12-0111. Running Away in Circles reviewsif you're running away from something... you shouldn't run in circles...General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-12-01 - Published: 11-12-0112. Dehumanity reviewswhat do you think they would say if i stood up and i walked away nobody here really understands me... hmm i like Blind Melon a lot...General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-12-01 - Published: 11-12-0113. Like a Toucan reviewsFollow your nose when it runs!General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-12-01 - Published: 11-12-0114. Platypus Amongst the Humans reviewsWe can't have a platypus amongst the humans!General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-12-01 - Published: 11-12-0115. Spiritual Sleep reviewsspirituality for me is sleeping in natureGeneral - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-12-01 - Published: 11-12-0116. People Wanna Be Sheep reviewsi wonder why people wanna be sheep... just don't make sense to me...General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-12-01 - Published: 11-12-0117. Join Our Clique reviewsi don't like cliques they're just like cults damn social cliques SET YOURSELF FREEGeneral - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-12-01 - Published: 11-12-0118. Do You Eat the Sun? reviewsA question that came up in biology class while studying photosynthesis...General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-12-01 - Published: 11-12-0119. The Battle of October 11 reviewsreferring to the new york city local elections in the wake of September...General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-12-01 - Published: 11-12-0120. Swallow the Pain reviewsit's about running...General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-12-01 - Published: 11-12-0121. West Side Community Garden reviewsone of my happy places...General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-12-01 - Published: 10-12-0122. Fascist Comb reviewsI don't like combs... tryin' to discipline my hairGeneral - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-12-01 - Published: 10-12-0123. Trip of Life reviewsCome to Insanity... NirvannaGeneral - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-12-01 - Published: 10-12-0124. Laugh at the Crazy Person reviewsDon't you hate those people who just can't take a little insanity in their lives...General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-12-01 - Published: 10-12-0125. The Love Revolution reviewsA love revolution is what each of us needs... and what the world needs.General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-9-01 - Published: 10-9-0126. Jimi Hendrix Came Along reviewsAn ode to Jimi Hendrix, and any other musical revolutionaries who have died so soon...General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-6-01 - Published: 10-6-0127. Drunken Irish Messenger reviewsA drunken Irish guy approached me in the street one day... and he had a message for meGeneral - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-6-01 - Published: 10-6-0128. Drilling in the SidewalkThey were drilling in the sidewalk, and the noise was loud and disruptive.General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-6-01 - Published: 10-6-0129. Horde of the Losta poem about the masses of NYC...General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-6-01 - Published: 10-6-0130. August Will Terminate At Midnight reviewsI wrote this the night of august 31... just realized it has kind of foreshadowed the events of sept. 11... freaky, huh?General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-6-01 - Published: 10-6-0131. Anarchy/Harmony Society reviewsIt's about spirituality... much reference to jesus, though i'll have it be known I do not consider myself a christianGeneral - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-6-01 - Published: 10-6-0132. Back to School reviewsI wrote this during the first day of school this year... how I wasn't psyched to be back thereGeneral - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-6-01 - Published: 10-6-0133. A New World Today reviewsWritten the night of September 11th... I regret not posting it earlierGeneral - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10-5-01 - Published: 10-5-0134. Oblivious reviewsI wrote this the night of the attacks on the WTC...General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-5-01 - Published: 10-5-0135. Those Who Kill Instead of Create reviewsI prefer artists who create art to censors who destroy it.General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-5-01 - Published: 10-5-0136. Zoser's call reviewsthis middle aged midwestern guy prank-called me... and some kid was stoned off his ass squawking in the background... and i thought to myself, goddamn this is a crazy world.General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-5-01 - Published: 10-5-0137. The Muse Comes and Goes reviewsWhen the muse is here and I'm writing, I can't be happier. When it leaves, I am depressed and pathetic...General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-5-01 - Published: 10-5-0138. The Pedestrian reviewsBeing someone who loves to walk to all ends of my city, NYC, I will say with all my heart: All Power to the Pedestrian!General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-5-01 - Published: 10-5-0139. The Entry To My Soul reviewsEvery person I stare at while walking about NYC... this is what I want them to knowGeneral - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-5-01 - Published: 10-5-0140. Don't Got No TimeTime is such a bitchy thing... don't you wish we could live without it?General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-5-01 - Published: 10-5-0141. Pretty White Scars On My Arm reviewsI have all these pretty white scars on my arm... hmm... do you wonder what i got them from?General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-5-01 - Published: 10-5-0142. Old Lady Next Door reviewsThere's an old lady who lives on rent-control next door...General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-5-01 - Published: 10-5-0143. Hairball or Puke? reviewsHairball or puke... i don't know, do you? Hairball or puke!General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-0144. Honorary Tree reviewsI was one with the trees while riding on the bus...General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-0145. Hour on Four Green BenchesAt the poetry meeting... I wrote about the poetry meeting.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-0146. Human Inadequacy reviewsWouldn't it be great if we were all impotent?General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-0147. Ice-Chomper reviewsI was eating ice in the expensive restaurantGeneral - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-0148. Idealistic reviewsIf asked my political ideology... i suppose the best word for it is just 'idealistic."General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-0149. If We Were Like Water reviewsIf humans were like water things would be so much more harmonious...General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-0150. Impotence reviewsImpotence, the inability to write/create, is the worst feeling in the worldGeneral - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-0151. In the Taxi reviewsIn the taxi... you have a conversation and never see the person again...General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-0152. Lawn Bowling Egomaniac reviewsI was gonna have a peaceful time lawn-bowling... but then the egomaniac opened his mouth...General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-0153. Layers of Insanity reviewsI am many layers of insanityGeneral - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-0154. Live To Create reviewsI'm sure all you writers out there can maybe identify... life is all about creating more life...General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-0155. Me and Jeff Loddo Hug TreesSome people think it's weird to hug trees... that's sad... we should all be more in touch with mother nature, and brother treeGeneral - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-0156. Money Kills reviewsrecommended reading for all you greedy zombies who are destroying the natural world!General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-0157. Monkey In My Brain reviewsfor a few days this summer there was this monkey living in my brain... it's gone now but it stops by to visit every once in a whileGeneral - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-0158. Monkey Screams reviewsThe monkey screams! EEE EEE! Damn monkey, get out of my brain!General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-0159. Mouse to Snake reviewsWitnessing the feeding of a snake helped me to understand the cycle of life...General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-0160. Nader vs. Gore reviewsSimple poem in support of Ralph Nader.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-0161. On Top of the WorldI was on top the world, looking down from the mountain in blissGeneral - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-0162. Overhanging Rock reviewsJumping into the water from the boulder 25 feet above...General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-0163. Philadelphia's Finest reviewsA poem in support of political prisoner Mumia Abu-JamalGeneral - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-0164. Platypus With a Spatula reviewsA somewhat epic poem written when I could control the ways of nature with a pair of plastic spatulas...General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-0165. Pow-Wow Incense reviewsThe senuous high is far greater than the chemical highGeneral - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-0166. Psychosomatic Mosquitoes reviewsThe mosquitoes... they weren't really there... but they bit me all over!General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-0167. Puppets or Dummies? reviewsAre boy bands puppets or dummies? I can't quite tell...General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-0168. Purple Sky and SpaghettiPurple Sky and getting spaghetti when you want spaghetti... that's the pleasure of living right thereGeneral - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-0169. Rainbow of Insanity reviewsI am a platypus... I am also a rainbow of insanity.General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-0170. Rat AssesYour apathy only brings your own decay...General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-0171. Ruined Poem reviewsAn absoltuely disgustingly bad poem!General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-0172. Sit Down, Shut Up reviewsthis goes out to all you teenyboppers... mainly those of you who claim you aren'tGeneral - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-0173. Solon reviewsSolon inspired out government's layout... funny how we have followed only the unfavorable part of his example...General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-0174. Spider Nest reviewsgoddamn humans screw everything up... we can't coexist with the world, we're too selfish.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-0175. Stairway to LibertyI was ascending to liberty...General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-0176. Stranded in the Parking Lot reviewsThe bus lost its power... we were stranded in the parking lot at one in the morning, where we lost our sanityGeneral - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-0177. Sun Worshippers reviewsI can identify with sun worshippersGeneral - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-0178. Sun BlockDon't block the sun! The sun is fun!General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-0179. Sweet Sweet reviewsWritten after listening to the Smashing Pumpkins song... when everything was sweet sweetGeneral - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-0180. The Beetle's ConfessionThis beetle, it confessed to me... a secret that is held among all insects...General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-0181. The Contents of a Cigarette reviewsWhat I see when I look at the cigarettes on the street...General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-0182. Trip to the Mint reviewsThe US Mint... oh, boy, my favorite place in the whole entire world!General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-0183. Two Sides of Creation reviewsThe worth of creation, can sometimes be traced back to the motive...General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-0184. Un-Dignified Mirror reviewsI had a dream that my hair had just been cut... it was a tragic image...General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-0185. That Was a Stupid Poem to Write reviewsThis was a stupid poem to write... i don't know why I wrote this poem.General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-0186. Unique Freak reviewsMaybe it's a trite subject for any counter-culture person to write about... but, hell, I felt like writing itGeneral - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-0187. When You Become the Mosquito reviewsNever become what you hate...General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-4-01 - Published: 10-4-0188. Thirty-One Person Room31 people in a small space... my claustrophobia and introversion comes out in the form of poetryGeneral - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-3-01 - Published: 10-3-0189. My Generation Happened Long Ago reviewsI don't my generation... i would be so much more at peace in the 60's...General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-3-01 - Published: 10-3-0190. Airplane reviewsWhen airplanes fly above your head they make loud noises...General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-3-01 - Published: 10-3-0191. Ant On the Ground reviewsI saw an ant on the ground... so I decided to write a poem about it.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-3-01 - Published: 10-3-0192. Assumptions Concerning Introverts reviewsIntroversion isn't sadness!General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-3-01 - Published: 10-3-0193. BreezeBreeze propels lifeGeneral - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-3-01 - Published: 10-3-0194. Brian Fendell's Cosmetic Puffs reviewsI know somebody named Brian Fendell and I was intrigued by his cosmetic puffs...General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-3-01 - Published: 10-3-0195. Bus RideA claustrophobic poemGeneral - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-3-01 - Published: 10-3-0196. Buzzing Fly reviewsDon't you hate it when flies go BZZZZ!General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-3-01 - Published: 10-3-0197. Cabbage reviewsI saw a cabbage up in the sky one fine day... what a tasty cloud!General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-3-01 - Published: 10-3-0198. Caffeine reviewsEverybody has their addictions... caffeine is one of mineGeneral - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-3-01 - Published: 10-3-0199. Candy or Porch? reviewsDecisions, decisions...General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-3-01 - Published: 10-3-01100. Cock reviewsI knew somebody once and he was cock.General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-3-01 - Published: 10-3-01101. Come To the Building reviewsAll the puppets come to the building and they dance!General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-3-01 - Published: 10-3-01102. Counterpoint Gazebo reviewsThe hippies and the preppies convene in the same gazebo... and we go our separate waysGeneral - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-3-01 - Published: 10-3-01103. Dark Alienated Introvert reviews"I like to go to important social events and alienate myself."General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-3-01 - Published: 10-3-01104. Diz reviewsI was dizzy when I wrote this. And I was the center of the universe...General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-3-01 - Published: 10-3-01105. Dysfunctional As a Human Being reviewsSometimes I feel dysfunctional as a human being.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-3-01 - Published: 10-3-01106. Everybody's Singing in HarmonyOne day I'll live in a land where everybody's singing in harmony...General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-3-01 - Published: 10-3-01107. Fork in the Woods! reviewsThere was a fork in the woods! And the spaghetti tasted good...General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-3-01 - Published: 10-3-01108. Funny Bug reviewsIt was such a funny bug... why'd it have to die?General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-3-01 - Published: 10-3-01109. Goodnight, Foot reviewsDo me a favor: if your foot ever falls asleep, sing it a lullabye.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 10-3-01 - Published: 10-3-01110. Grammar is for Mathematicians! reviewsGrammar is for mathematicians! Think about it...General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-3-01 - Published: 10-3-01111. The Bliss of Individuality reviewsI've always been happiest when I was able to be myself... this poem is sort of a short history about my own individualism.General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-10-01 - Published: 6-10-01112. I'm Not Depressed reviewsI'm just too weird for my inner-happiness to be understood... so they all assume I'm depressed! There isn't anything creative about this piece... but when I'm angry and uninspired it comes out more easily in sentences than in poetry/rhyme.General - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-10-01 - Published: 6-10-01113. There's Gonna Be a Revolution, Baby reviewsOne of these days, man, y'all are gonna see... there's gon' be a revolution, and your reality will become a little more real...General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-10-01 - Published: 6-10-01114. Fifteen Minutes To Go Get Pizza reviewsStarts off as a realistic story about my current parental conflict, but turns into an extremely bizarre story symbolic of the New York and national political sceneGeneral - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-10-01 - Published: 6-10-01115. Exposed-- the CIA or My Psychosis? reviewsI wrote this during math class when I was bugging out thinking the CIA had taken control of my brain...General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-1-01 - Published: 6-1-01116. The CIA's Truman reviewsWow I am crazy paranoid, just reading this over... wrote this about a man who stood near me who I was convinced was a CIA agent...General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-1-01 - Published: 6-1-01117. The New Emancipation ProclamationI hereby issue a new emancipation proclamation.General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 6-1-01 - Published: 6-1-01118. All-American Relationship reviewsI intend to pose this question with this poem: Would you rather your significant other be perfect, or would you rather he/she be perfect for you?General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-25-01 - Published: 5-25-01119. The History Project reviewsA recount of this hugeass history project that I just finished. We have three months to work on it, the eighth grade does it every year, it counts for two tests... and I guess I'm just dissecting the experience.General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,711 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-22-01 - Published: 5-22-01120. Death By State reviewsIn this poem, I assume the consciousness of a man on death row as he is led to the electric chair...General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-21-01 - Published: 5-21-01121. Mother's Day reviewsIt was Mother's Day, and me and my mom saw this dude... and he was carrying a lamp... and I wrote a story about it... and maybe you'll read it, huh?General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-21-01 - Published: 5-21-01122. Girl Approaches reviewsJust a stream of consciousness from me, the weirdo, when approached by a random person todayGeneral - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-21-01 - Published: 5-21-01123. Has Fanfiction.net Sold Out? reviewsThere is a new rule on fanfiction.net that says we must not have swears in our summaries/titles. Join me in the fight against this censorship! Save our fanfiction.net as we know it!General - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 5-14-01 - Published: 5-14-01124. Attack Me! reviewsI have pimples. And I like them. I do not like being considered "hot" by common definition; I do not want to be the all-american prototype that teenage girls fantasize about. Some may call me ugly; I say I like it that way.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-13-01 - Published: 5-13-01125. My Poem of Saved Brain Cells reviewsAfter four hours of completing tedious, menial tasks I was bored and so damn hazed that I wrote these lines of complete nonsense. If you want to know about the title, email me.General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-12-01 - Published: 5-12-01126. Bill Murray reviewsI saw Bill Murray in a theater last night, and it inspired me to write a poem about celebrity worshipGeneral - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-6-01 - Published: 5-6-01127. Thirty-Two Flavors reviewsA short piece about me... and who/what I really am... inspired by the Ani DiFranco song "32 Flavors"General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-5-01 - Published: 5-5-01128. Your World or Mine? reviewsI am a reborn introvert... and this is a short story that contains my views of the world... and why I prefer the world inside of my head to y'alls worldGeneral - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-30-01 - Published: 4-30-01129. I Don't Deny, Instead I Laugh reviewsI wrote this about the homophobia I often receive...General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-20-01 - Published: 4-20-01130. My Hair Uncut Large Messy reviewsI wrote this about my hair. I haven't cut in in a long time... so it is very big, and i don' comb it so it is messy... and i like it this way.General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-20-01 - Published: 4-20-01131. Andre's Memories reviewsI had a neighbor named Andre... and one day me and a crazy friend I had decided to sell his memories for a buck a piece...General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-13-01 - Published: 4-13-01132. Sunday at the PaguaI went to do some campaign work and ended up at a Hindu festival celebrating the coming of spring, having an experience to remember...General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-13-01 - Published: 4-13-01133. The Condom Thief reviewsI witnessed a theft of a bunch of condoms... and it's funny cuz I had been identifying with the thief himself.General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 4-13-01 - Published: 4-13-01134. Conformed Rebel reviewsShawn, the most popular kid in his grade, explains how fake his life is...General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,566 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 3-31-01 - Published: 3-31-01135. The Pagua reviewsI went to this wild Hindu celebration called the Pagua when I was doing campaign work... it was such an experience that I wrote a song about itSong - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-28-01 - Published: 3-28-01136. Raccoon Gone Bad reviewsAn Animal Farm-esque story featuring a revolutionary raccoon who is in the process of creating a new societyGeneral - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-28-01 - Published: 3-28-01137. French Sorbet reviewsThis is a song I wrote when on vacation in France... it's about optimism and my current situationGeneral - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-27-01 - Published: 3-27-01138. Kind vs. Polite reviewsI just spent a week in France... and it got me thinking about the true meanings of politeness and kindness.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-26-01 - Published: 3-26-01139. I Strive To Be A Platypus reviewsA pantoum about my favorite animal, the platypus, and it's symbolic meaningGeneral - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-11-01 - Published: 3-11-01140. Hunger Strike reviewsI went on a hunger strike a few weeks ago and here's a song I wrote just before I did explaining my reasons...Song - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-11-01 - Published: 3-11-01141. Kitty Kat reviewsA (i hesitate to call it a) story about cats... I find them to be very interesting, truly trippy animals.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-11-01 - Published: 3-11-01142. Fascism reviewsI wrote this to respond to a question I was asked: "How do you describe the world 'fascist'"General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-2-01 - Published: 3-2-01143. The Confessions of a Cow reviewsA cow confesses that he committed a horrible sinGeneral - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-11-01 - Published: 2-11-01144. Poor Old Lady reviewsA poor old lady loses her children in Iraq and solicits your help so that she can kill you.General - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-8-01 - Published: 2-8-01145. The Vast TherenessA stupid guy named Bart's life undergoes some changes while he's standing somewhere in the vast thereness...General - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-8-01 - Published: 2-8-01146. Pursuit of Happiness reviewsA political (yes, the P word, all y'all non-intellectuals need not read) essay i wrote as part of a contest concerning Libertarianism and individual civil liberties.General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-5-01 - Published: 2-5-01147. Purple Monkeys Running Amok reviewsThere are purple monkeys running amok in a zoo... and then some hippies come round... and it's just a weird story dude so if you're weird too maybe ya'd like to read itGeneral - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-30-01 - Published: 1-30-01148. My Mom Voted For Nader reviewsI realize the title may be misunderstood... this is NOT a story that is critical of the Nader campaign... I myself was an active member.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-24-01 - Published: 1-24-01149. My Life reviewsThis song actually ain't about my life... it's about a friend of mine who has a very hard, hellish life. This song inspired by a very moving email he sent me that really helped me put my life in perspective and realize how lucky I really am... perhaps thiSong - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-21-01 - Published: 1-21-01150. Teen Suicide reviewsSong about who really is to blame for teen suicide... and the effects of the resulting wrongful blaming.Song - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 1-5-01 - Published: 1-5-01151. Take No More -- (legalize prostitution) reviewsDude, prostitution is an act that benefits two people. How is it illegal? We must take no more of this fascism imposed on us by our government!Song - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-27-00 - Published: 12-27-00152. Rudolph Giuliani's Suicide Note reviewsPsycho fascist New York City mayor Rudolph Giuliani commits suicide, and admits his fascist cravings in his suicide note.General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-13-00 - Published: 12-13-00153. Carpe Diem reviewsThe longer, funnier, weirder, more explicit sequel to What Goes Around Comes Around. It's funny and weird for all you weird people... got some bitchy satirical political commentary for all y'all intellectuals. If you're a normal, apathetical person then dGeneral - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,760 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-25-00 - Published: 11-25-00154. Foo Foo reviewsWell yo dude I musta been high or something when I wrote this. It was in science class and there were some funny chemicals so I guess that explains it... it's about a bunny addicted to drugs. Some pro-legalization sentiments too. Short.General - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 11-25-00 - Published: 11-25-00155. What Goes Around Comes Around reviewsBit odd... story about this dude who dresses up as a piece of steak and dances for drunk people. Wrote it for school and my class loved it... not a personal favorite though.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-4-00 - Published: 11-4-00156. Democracy For Minors reviewsSong bout how we should abolish the voting age. Ya shouldn't have to be 18 to vote!Song - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-28-00 - Published: 10-28-00157. Congo BoBongo reviewsA 100% true story about talking monkeys, Jim Lehrer, transexuals, beer, and toe-loss.General - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-25-00 - Published: 10-25-00158. two(wrong)+Bush=right reviewsSong about George W. Bush and his trigger happy death penalty policiesSong - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 10-21-00 - Published: 10-21-00159. Democracy Hypocrisy and Autocracy reviewsSong about how Bush and Gore don't want you to be free; they wanna run your life!Song - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-21-00 - Published: 10-21-00160. When Chopsticks Get Trippy reviewsThe fourth in my zany kitchen utensil series.. not all that great but funny nonethelessGeneral - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-19-00 - Published: 10-19-00161. When Forks Get Angry reviewsI must've been high when I wrot e this. But I'm always high. It's a weirdass story bout an angry fork.General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 10-16-00 - Published: 10-16-00162. When Eggbeaters Go Crazy reviewszany story bout an eggbeater that goes crazy... if you are weird as me then you'll enjoyGeneral - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 10-14-00 - Published: 10-14-00163. The Plight of the Homeless reviewsThis is a song explaining my take on our politicians selling out to corporations instead of helping those in need...Song - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-13-00 - Published: 9-13-00164. Legalize Drugs reviewsTitle's pretty straightforward. I think drugs should be legal. 'Fore you brand me a dissolute lunatic, read what I have to say.Song - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 8-31-00 - Published: 8-31-00165. The Platypus reviewsA song about nonconformity, being different, expressing yourself... yah. Enjoy.Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-29-00 - Published: 8-29-00166. Stoned reviewsSong I wrote about my natural high and inhalant experimentation.Song - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-29-00 - Published: 8-29-00167. It'll Be Aight reviewsSong I wrote when I got caught cheating on an important homework assignment (50 point sheet)Song - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-10-00 - Published: 5-10-00168. School Prayer reviewsSong about my opinions on organized school prayer and the people that advocate itSong - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-27-00 - Published: 3-27-00169. Me and My Vibrator reviewsOhhhhh it tingles. Vibrators are great.Song - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 3-4-00 - Published: 3-4-00170. Bad Day reviewsI, a predominantly happy person, had a bad day. So I wrote a song about it with my friend Rambunxus.Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-4-00 - Published: 3-4-00171. Sushi D reviewsJust wanna let y'all know that Rambunxus wants to change his name to Sushi D... join me in the fight against this change!Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-4-00 - Published: 3-4-00172. Lovesick Deceiver reviewsA deceitful, evil man is struck by a cupid and falls in love with a woman who thinks she's a rhino.General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,122 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-4-00 - Published: 3-4-00173. Bunghole Cola reviewsStory I wrote in 6th grade about an aspiring actor who works in a hair salon called Bunghole Cola.General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-22-00 - Published: 2-22-00174. Apology reviewsI'm just rapping my apology to uploading two copies of the same songSong - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 2-12-00 - Published: 2-12-00175. Chief BigBong vs. Rambunxus reviewsRemember those old school raps where rappers would rap against eachother? Well if you miss the old school 'smuch as I do here's somethin' that'll make ya feel nostalgic...Song - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 2-8-00 - Published: 2-8-00176. Don't censor me reviewsSong about how censorship should be illegal without consent of the author of whatever is being censored. CENSORSHIP SUCKS!Song - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 2-5-00 - Published: 2-5-00177. Dr. Stansfer's Anthem of Asssisted Suicide reviewsSong for an upcoming fic about assisted suicide...Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-5-00 - Published: 2-5-00178. Tom Sawyer meets Trinity School reviewsTom Sawyer meets my school...General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-22-00 - Published: 1-22-00179. Caninephobia reviewsTrue story from when I was two years old that caused me to be scared of dogs for life.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 1-22-00 - Published: 1-22-00180. They Will Laugh reviewsPoint of View piece of a suicideGeneral - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 1-22-00 - Published: 1-22-00181. Tweezers of Dystopia reviewsFunny story about the leader of a dystopian communistic society.General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,595 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-22-00 - Published: 1-22-00182. Toma Lucia reviewsShort little story I wrote about a taxi driver who I once had the honor of meeting.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-22-00 - Published: 1-22-00183. The Schizophrenic reviewsStory about a schizophrenic teacher that I wrote in 6th gradeGeneral - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,935 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-21-00 - Published: 1-21-00184. Get Rich Quick reviewsGroup of get rich quickers create a scheme... strange but funny storyGeneral - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,389 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-19-00 - Published: 1-19-00185. The Mamma Conflict reviewsAgents Joe and My Mamma are after a felon named Yo Mamma with the help of His MammaGeneral - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-18-00 - Published: 1-18-00186. Legalize Prostitution!!! reviewsA very meaningful song I wrote explaining why prostitution should be legal.Song - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 1-5-00 - Published: 1-5-00187. The Kooks reviewsA 4th grader's story of a family consisting of complete kooksGeneral - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,202 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-24-99 - Published: 12-24-99188. A Vivrant Crime (Q-tip the Cleaner) reviewsStory I wrote with a friend about a hitman who just so happens to be named Q-Tip.General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,931 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-23-99 - Published: 12-23-99189. Momo's Show reviewsMomo, a man that hates kids, starts a show for kidsGeneral - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,496 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-23-99 - Published: 12-23-99190. Jamaican Fugitives reviews4 jamaicans and 1 american are being hunted by Joe Mamma for varoious crimes.General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,214 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-16-99 - Published: 12-16-99191. Zeke and Elmont reviewsThree very different friends meet up with a supernatural frog... yeah... thats itGeneral - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,666 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-16-99 - Published: 12-16-99192. Haircuts reviewsA man that had a bad experience with a haircut gets another haircut, and it happens againGeneral - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,239 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-13-99 - Published: 12-13-99193. The Chihuahua That Saved Christmas reviewsThe owner of the Taco Bell chihuahua find out that his chihuahua is Santa Claus.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 12-12-99 - Published: 12-12-99194. The Sociopathic Taxi Drivers of New York City reviewsAll of the taxi orginizations of New York City are really Pakistani terrorists.General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,449 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 12-12-99 - Published: 12-12-99195. Jamal Bunghole reviewsJamal Bunghole accidentally starts a war, and an agent named Joe Mamma is out to get himGeneral - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,428 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-12-99 - Published: 12-12-99196. Oinkysnorkle reviewsthere's a crazy teacher and an anonymous principal... and somehow the taco bell chihuahua connects them together... sounds pretty weird but whaddaya expect from me?General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,035 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-12-99 - Published: 12-12-99197. When Spatulas Go Bad reviewsWhen Spatulas Go Bad, These Three Get MadGeneral - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,436 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-10-99 - Published: 12-10-99
