Hmm, so you've stumbled across my little homepage?
Well, I don't plan to bore you with irrelevant drivel about me and my life, instead I'll just leave you with some of my favourite quotes:
My favourite quotes (they made me laugh)
"I'm as sexy as a sexy-pie! You could eat me for breakfast... we could call it sexfast!"
"Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is actually a fruit. Wisdom is knowing NOT to put it in a fruit salad..."
"The old black rum's got a hold on me like a dog wrapped round my leg"
"Bitter and twisted like a mangled lemon."
"Razors pain you,
Rivers are damp,
Acid stains you,
Drugs cause cramps.
Guns are unlawful,
Nooses give,
Gas smells awful,
You might as well live."
I am new to this particular site, but I have been writing for a short while now on a few other sites. Just fanfiction so far, but I aim to change that.
So please enjoy my work and feel free to offer any constructive criticisms - after all, its the best way to improve!
Oh but PLEASE bare in mind when reading them that I am SCOTTISH and therefore I use different spellings to the American - a few examples you can expect to come across - colour rather than color and grey rather than gray. There may be occasions when I do use American spellings or terms, this will most likely be because I prefer the American and have therefore made a conscious decision to use it.
Oh and a little warning, I am a University student so while I'll do my best to keep updates as regular as possible, I'm afraid you can't count on it. Sorry!
Enjoy and thanks for reading!
Oh and if you happen to like fanfiction then check out my other account http://www.fanfiction.net/~friglit
FictionPress.com - let the words flow
