
I have lived a life of infamous glory, shrouded in mystery and cloaked in...
Okay, I'm not cool.
Basically, I'm alive. This is a step up from the extreme. So as I see it, things are going pretty well.
I enjoy writing. My first story was written when I was 4 years old, and it was about a hippopotamus that stubbed his toe on a rock. As you can see, even from a young age I have had an eye for the drama and suspense of everyday life.
You will find that my stories will be sappily romantic, cause I'm single, but, being a feminist, it won't be TOO sappy, so bear with me. In fact, nobody enjoys a good shoot-out like me. If I can kill off one of my characters, I call it a job well done. And it will be followed by a menacing "Mwuhahahahahahaha!!"
Unless I liked him. :(
So that's me.
Check me out! (Not literally. Only figuratively.)
http://backyardinheritance.blogspot.com
(I know. It's the most amazing thing you've ever seen.)