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since: 05-13-08, id: 611891, Profile Updated: 10-25-09
country: Canada
Author has written 4 stories for Romance, and Horror.

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My parents named me Cassie.

My friends re-named me Tequila.

I'm 14.

Music isn't just something I enjoy, it's something I need to survive. The list of what I listen to could be endless, but a few of my alltime favourites would be Queen, Bob Dylan, Marilyn Manson, Michael Jackson, Frank Sinatra, Bright Eyes, Crisis Jane, Owl City, The Bouncing Souls, The Beatles, Jeffree Star, and Say Anything. I enjoy Oldies, Underground pop-punk, any type of rock, and Electronica.

Like every writer, I love to read. My favourite author is Chuck Palahnuik, because his work is brilliantly unique and leaves you with an uneasy feeling. I also love the works of Stephen King, 'Heart Shaped Box' by Joe Hill, Dean Koontz, 'American Psycho' by Bret Easton Ellis, 'Alice's Adventures in Wonderland' by Lewis Carroll, 'The Last Victim' By Jason Moss, the works of Dennis Lehane, 'Give A Boy A Gun' by Todd Strasser. 'Wuthering Heights' by Emily Bronte, 'The Catcher in the Rye' by J.D. Salinger, 'Helter Skelter' by Vincent Bugliosi ' The Silence of the Lambs', by Thomas Harris, the works of Ellen Hopkins, Jane Austen, and Anne Rice.

Writing is to me what Cocaine is to a Crack addict. I need it.

I want to be a screenwriter. (or a singer.)

My idol's and inspirtations are Freddie Mercury, Michael Jackson, and Marilyn Manson.

Among other things, I am a Lakers fan until death.

I play the Bass Guitar.

I like watching documentaries on anything except Global Warming. Al Gore can suck it.

Filming and Films are another passion. Horror movies are a bit of a penchant of mine, but my favourite movies are Watchmen, Let The Right One In, Fight Club, and Breakfast on Pluto. I also love the X-men series, Repo! The Genetic Opera, The Punisher, Batman Begins, The Dark Knight, The Breakfast Club, Skinwalkers, The Rocky Horror, Blood and Chocolate, Equillibrium, The Blair Witch Project, Cloverfield, Star Trek, Edward Sissorhands, Far and Away, Men in Black I & II, Fanboys, Shaun of the Dead, We Are The Strange, Bang Bang You're Dead, Dance of the Dead, and Musicals such as We Will Rock You, West Side Story, Les Miserables, Sweeney Todd, Wicked, Phantom of the Opera, Rent and Dr. Horribles Sing Along Blog. My Favourite actor is Cillian Murphy.

I'm rather whimsical.

I am a huge fan of Alex Pardee, M.Dot Strange and Jhonen Vasquez's work. Johnny The Homicidal Maniac is my favourite comic book along with Watchmen.

I like bright colors to contrast with my disturbing and bizzare personality. I am however, awfully bubbly.

I enjoy grotesque things.

I will leave you with the fact that I am a Transformer.

Heres the link to the Here Have a Zombie website. http://www.freewebs.com/herehaveazombie/

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1. Here, Have a Zombie » reviews
As the zombie slowly devoured Carla's arm, three things popped into my head. The first was that I wondered if Mcdonalds would still be open. // Who knew Zombies could play match-maker?
Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,640 - Reviews: 328 - Updated: 12-2-09 - Published: 3-26-09
2. If We Were a Movie reviews
If we we're a movie, that guy wouldn't have just gotten a hole through his head from a power drill. Warning: Morbid and Disturbing. Enjoy!
Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11-8-08 - Published: 11-8-08
3. I Got Your Nose! reviews
Hitchhiking was never the best idea anyway.
Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-8-08 - Published: 11-8-08
4. A Dead Man's Love reviews
Thoughts from a dead man's ghost as he helplessly watches the love of his life marry another man. One-shot
Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 8-7-08 - Published: 8-7-08
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