Well what shall I write . . . Erm . . . I live in England??

(Some would say that she only lives there, technically... Most of the time i swear she's in her own little world... You should listen to some of the gibberish that, we, her friends, are supposed to understand! =D)
WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY OWN LITTLE WORLD?? Yeeees I DO disapper off away sometimes, and I don't have a good memory (or any for that matter), but . . . . ok . . . . your right, but erm -tries to think of comeback- YOU'RE BLONDE!! Wait, that's good thing . .
Yes, blonde is good! I have a great excuse for doing dumb things!

Key:
Normal text like this is Tily Everly talking
While text like this is her lovely blonde friend Looking for Bliss! (Aka Izzy...) =D
-coughs- The wonderful (debateable) magical (that's very true) mad (and that's just down right obvious) Tily Everly (aka Lizzy) . . . who Izzy loves really . .

After my darling friend Elizabeth put a load of random stuff on my account, i've decided to repay the favour by doing the same to her...(You don't realise how scared I was when I read this)

Ok. I'm going to say a little about dear Lizzy...

-She is really quite random and comes up with the strangest things. (Wooo I'm random!)

-Her nickname (for no apparent reason) is Gayman (It probably DOES have a meaning . . . it's just none of us can remember it)

-She has the HUGEST crush on a fictional character... Not that I don't, of course =D (Wow this was a long time ago . . . Edward was so last year . . . come on Keenan!)

-She has another fictional character living under her bed (1. Alice has moved out and 2. SHE IS REAL!! Iz, you've met her!!) Smile and wave... She's SPECIAL. -frowns-

-She is in top set PE, even though she (and me really) spend most of our time running away from the ball... I am CRAP at P.E. Too true... But i am aswell! We're crap together! When i'm not too busy injuring myself, that is... No Iz, triple Cs . . . cripple (you), cripple (Karina), and crap (moi!) Haha, that was a good rounders game! Rugby tackling people and stealing their balls! Ooh wait no! Not in that sense! I mean ROUNDERS balls! Oh Iz . . .

-We spend the whole science lesson talking about random crap like 'What is the point of coming to school?' and 'Is there an afterlife?' etc etc. Most of the time we don't even get caught! (Though it is true that when Lizbeth whispers, you have to have super sonic hearing to understand...) But our idiot teacher drew the line at having a hugmoungous book on the table between us... (In case you were wondering, it was The Host by Stephannie Meyer, tres, tres good!!) Now we aren't even in the same science set . . .

-She stole my blazer today with all my house keys in it!! I had to run after her or risk waiting out side my house for the next three hours!! I didn't know . . . and you were very angry at me today, ignoring me -sniffs- You deserved it! You were horrible to me! And i only ignored you for like an hour. That hardly counts!! Yes it twas all ruined in art, when you commented on my work.

-She cannot draw to save her life- though she cuts up photos into tiny pieces very nicely (thank you) you're welcome

-Straight after we got told not to spell Shakespeare wrong, she copied it off the board as Shakes-pear (no I copied it as Skakespeare actually, anyway you weren't even there . . . across the other side of the room much.) Oh well, K told me. Yes I will never ever live that down.

-I was going to do something really, really truely mean but now i will save that for when i need to pay her back... :D (I am really scared) yes you really should be! Mwahhahahah!! I am such a lovely friend!

-She types like a snail... WOOOO! In fact, it has been said that she looks like one to! Just kidding ;D RIIIIGHT and you say I'M mean

- She hates writing in 3rd person and so will fail miserbly at trying to write a 3rd person story in which a sad ending has to be happy. Hahha!! Well I'm gonna do it!

-She made me a mid-wife!! How could you!! Huh? Huh? ¬¬ Are you trying to kill me?? Yes, most probably . . .

And when i come up with some other suff to put on here, then i will but for now, i am all out of such nice things to say about my BESTEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD!! :D Hehe...

Anyway Yes, anyway... Do tell us...

Now, advertising . . .

IZZZY!! Yeah, she is a great writer (you bet i am!!) (What's that supposed to mean I wasn't being sarcastic . . . No, i was agreeing! You actually said something that made sense!) really she is, etc (okay I'm advertising for her, she did for me so I'm returning the favour)

Jade, our other flipping perfect friend (apple tree, now called something else) . . . by the way Iz, WTF? when the hell did she put up all those stories?? I'm guessing you lot don't get AS obssessed with your stories as I do. Her stories just kinda appeared out of no where!! It's magic, you know... Never believe it ain't so! She hasn't got more than 4 chapters on each??

This is the other apple tree girl . . . Click Here yeah that's Karina the gay . . . I don't think she has put up the apple tree yet though, BUT she has posted her 500 word story . . . check it out and a story called Jack and Ruby which I LOVE!!

AND the girl who introduded Izzy, Jade, Karina and I to fictionpress, ELAINE!! (or pigeon, whatever) ta da! She now has -drum roll- ONE STORY! OMG! I KNOW! I know! Elaine has a story!!

Finally we have the latest addition to the fictionpress clan, and our lovely friend who is more than willing to read our wonderful stories. (She finds it painful to read on her laptop (Gladys, that's right . . . Gladys) so don't moan if she doesn't review, she forces us to print them out . . . then reads them at school . . . ) AND HER NAME IS Tessa!! (and Catherine) They have used their artistic intelligence to create the magical world of the Gay Lady Birds . . . read it if you need a laugh and understand the random crap two teenage girls might write. It is rather entertaining and less than 100 words. And we make an appearence in it! Or will do, eventuallly...

For me, crazy is a loose term.
Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser.
Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.
Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself.
Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.
Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least).
Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it.
Crazy is when you get attacked by the evil south pole penguins on an AIM chat with your friends.
Crazy is when you spin round really fast, then try and run in a stright line in public.
Crazy is when you start talking about snoring cats for fun, throw yoghurt at your friends, pretend to be an aeroplane then crash, have shoe wars ( the list is endless) oh and have a little world living in your head . . .
If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

oh and here is mine and Tessa's vlog page: link

And this is now our catchphrase:

Put down the guns, and pick up the microphones