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Author has written 6 stories for Fantasy, Supernatural, Horror, Fable, and General. I read too much, daydream too much and think way, way too much about really, really inconsequential stuff. It's not healthy. o.O Films: I'm currently studying film at uni, so this is a big, big interest for me. I'm banned from HMV, (the currently dying) Zavvi, and the DVD section in Morrisson's, as I keep spending money I don't have on lots of cheap films. I'm a sucker for supernatural, sci-fi and horror types, and more than a healthy amount of comic book adaptations. My love of horror comes, perversely, from an intense squeamishness (I've been known to faint over the discussion of hamstrings and ligaments tearing, and realised I had to quit Biology A level when the lesson on blood vessels left me pale, dizzy and nauseous), and my interest in sci-fi is 100 my dad's influence. He let me watch Blade Runner when i was about twelve, and that was it. Books: Anything by Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, or Angela Carter. I have recently been introduced to the wonders of Mark Gatiss' Lucifer Box series (if you haven't heard of them, go do it now) and adore the books by Andrezj Sapowski (sp?) Personal favorites of mine are Sharp Teeth by Toby something...damn, i've forgotten what he's called... 'Neverwhere' by Gaiman, 'Holes' by Louis Sachar, 'To Kill a Mockingbird' by Harper Lee and 'Ella Enchanted'. Music: Anything. Literally anything - from Vivaldi to System of a Down. So long as it's interesting, in tune, and/or singalongable to, I'll listen to it happily. Except Coldplay and all their clones. I can listen to one song of theirs per week without trying to tear my hair out, but that's it. TV: I don't watch tv like a normal person. I catch up on it all online in massive, brain busting bursts. Favourites are Dexter, Buffy/Angel, Gossip Girl (my latest obsession...and I don't know why!) Supernatural, Scrubs, My Name is Earl, Being Human (makes me giggle), the Simpsons, Futurama, Family Guy, American Dad, Outnumbered, MASH, Cold Feet, Coupling, Friends, Life on Mars, and before you ask, yes - I have no life... | |||||||
1. First Crack » reviewsAfter a kidnapping in a small town, 16 year old Fallow Martin is left as the only person who can link the missing girls to the prime suspect - a town delinquent said to be capable of anything. But why do her instincts say things can't be what they seem?Supernatural - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,788 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 11-11-09 - Published: 11-1-092. Character Building reviewsAn excerpt from a bigger idea that currently as a standalone makes no sense. Only read if you're feeling clever/open-minded/bored/braindead. WTF? responses expected...Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 4-7-09 - Published: 4-7-093. The Boy who Saved the Lobster's Tale » reviewsA young man stuck in a dead-end town with a badly-paid job and a banal existence before him has his life changed forever when he rescues a highly unusual lobster with the ability to grant wishes. This is a shameless revamp of a Brothers Grimm tale.Fable - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,203 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 3-14-09 - Published: 2-6-094. Moments of a Hunt reviewsI'm not good at summaries. A young girl and a monstrous creature collide - with unorthodox results...Horror - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 11-2-08 - Published: 11-2-085. Mirror Mite » reviewsFrom over-sheltered, possibly creepy children to supernatural parasites and demon-hunters with a strangely ethical outlook - this has them all! or it will do, at some point...Supernatural - Fiction Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,164 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 10-21-08 - Published: 8-27-086. Pandamerium reviewsKaty-Rose has made a mistake that cost her her life - sort of. Catapulted into a world of freaks and temperamental magic where wandering from one dimension to another is the norm, she's about to learn some life lessons she never, ever imagined she'd need.Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 8-27-08 - Published: 8-27-08