Hello everyone, yes I am the same authoress as on www.fanfiction.net I was recently talked into posting my newest original story online.

If you feel the need to comment on my story/stories outside of email or fictionpress you can reach me here:

AIM: xxnaiya13xx YIM: xxkawaii_angelxx@sbcglobal.net Facebook: Britta Schwaeger

As per usual I must have my "I'm the girl" portion:

I'm the girl who'll randomly start singing Cher in a parking lot when with friends who'll join in.
I'm the girl who'll start juking wherever there's a party.
I'm the girl who'll start up a converstaion about sexual things that doesn't need to be brought up and not care who overhears.
I'm the girl who'll cry in private and pretend everything's okay so she doesn't worry others.
I'm the girl who'll start ranting about why the color pink is not the color Magenta.
I'm the girl who'll refer to herself in the third person and confuse whoever the hell doesn't know her.
I'm the girl who'll squeak or mewl when poked in the side or tickled.
I'm the girl who'll headbang until her neck begins to hurt too much to move.
I'm the girl who'll agree that she texts too much while she's texting.
I'm the girl who'll rap to the Oscar Mayer Bologna theme song. (It actually sounds pretty good.)
I'm the girl who'll joke with her friends about 'hooking up' yet always stay true.
I'm the girl who'll confuse code-words with the actual nouns, just to confuse her friends.
I'm the girl who'll eventually wind up in an insane asylum for just being herself.
I'm the girl who'll stand up for herself and friends when people put them down, then probably get her ass beat.
I'm the girl who'll talk to herself while driving, even when other people are in the car.
I'm the girl who'll totally support gay pride.

I hope you all enjoy my story/stories even if you don't read my profile. And don't judge based on the couplings in a story, but by the spelling and grammtical errors of the writer. I'm just joking, that would be rude. Anyway, happy reading/writing!