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Mary had a little lamb
Her father killed it dead
And now it goes to school with her
Between two hunks of bread.
Mary had a little lamb
Who loved to sleep and snack
And one day when Mary had to scram
The lamb did laze and slack
Along came the big bad wolf
With jelly made of mint
Now Mary's friend's a meat mince pie
I hope you take the hint
Yo. Name's Bristow. I'm 14, and I failed English...
But that shouldn't really count since Satan just made us read boring books and write research papers and essays.
I also failed grammar, but I should hope that I use it properly in my writing. In my defense, as long as I know how to use it, I shouldn't have to know the difference between perfect and past perfect and...whatever. I don't know. Whatever the hell a compound complex sentence is, I'm sure I've used several of them.
Lets see...Oh! I know! I love Broadway! I adore it! It holds a large factor in my life. I can't sing. I can't dance. I'm fairly sure I can't act under most circumstances, but I love Broadway. Some of my all time favorites include: Wicked, Rent, Sweeny Todd, Hairspray, Spring Awakening, A Chorus Line, The Producers, Avenue Q, 42nd Street, Anny Get Your Gun, and Tic Tic Boom!
I've never been to New York.
I also love books. Usually, that's mainly manga XD, but lately I've been reading actual book. Stephen King, Anne Rice, Gregory Maguire, Jane Austin, and of course, Shakespeare. Those are really the only ones that I can name off the top of my head. I memorize titles, not names.
There are also many authors that I hate. My two tops: Charles Dickens and Stephanie Mire. My reasons: 1. I'm not impressed by authenticity. Dickens may be famous, but his books are overly wordy and hold little interest for me. My only exception to him is Oliver Twist, which I adore dearly and had great fun with. I love you Dodger!
Number 2 for reasons: NO MARY SUES!! Mrs. Mire created a vampire story, sure. The first in her series, Twilight, wasn't half bad considering its sequals. But her characters have no personality, no flaws. Bella is a whiny teenager who the world seems to revolve around, and those around her are either overly shallow or overly perfect. There's no middle ground for this story. It's just a shallow tale about the love between two people who really have no buisness being together, with a plot that seems thrown in at the end. Though I will admit, I did read all three books. I plan on reading the fourth. At this point, It's just for comic purposes only.
Miss Mary Mac Mac Mac
All dressed in black black black
She has a knife knife knife
Stuck in her back back back
She starts to scream scream scream
She starts to cry cry cry
Thats why she begs begs begs
She begs to die die die
I LOVE ANIME! WOOHOO! Anime is another one of the huge things in my life. I'll watch practically any of it, considering the fact that alot of anime seems to go deeper than most American cartoons. The style of art is amazing, and plot lines (when there is one) seem to be thicker rather than just good vs. evil. Plus, I rely in anime to find most of my Japanese music. Some of my favorites include: Elfen Lied, Rozen Maiden, Wolf's Rain, Air, Chrono Crusade, Death Note, Ouran High School Host Club, Princess Tutu, Sailor Moon, Cardcaptor Sakura, Fullmetal Alchemist, Bokusatsu Tenshi Dokuro-chan, and...you know, there's just too many of them XD
The same goes for manga. I'm not picky about what I like. So there isn't a real point in mentioning any of it. Though, my favorites are Fullmetal Alchemist, DNAngel, Tarot Cafe, and Fruits Basket.
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