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JULL!
You know you live in 2008 when...
1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.
2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace/Email.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
9. You were too busy to notice number five.
10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. know you did.
this is an A B conversation.
so C your way out,
before D and E come F you up, G
Stupid quotes out of my A.P. English class:
Um... How do you peel an orange? (No joke, she asked that smack dab in the middle of class... HUH-FRICKIN-LARIOUS!!)
Mr. P, I didn't know this was, like, a vocab. test, so I didn't study the definitions, I thought it was just a spelling test. So, can I use a dictionary?
Oh my God, your hair is like so soft, its like Cinderella hair!!
(On Halloween) I'm not a French maid. Like, the costume package said I was a chambermaid... whatever that is...
Like, people think that just because I wear Ambercrombie and American Eagle, it means I'm a snob. But I'm so not. And today I'm not wearing like any of that, it's all Hollister and Old Navy.
(Above are from just one girl, I will add more as I remember them... and yes this was in an A.P. class... sad huh?)
Oh, I thought that Labor Day was a day when all the mom's gave birth...
Lets just say English made for fun and amusing times...
Man:
Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman:
Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man:
Is this seat empty?
Woman:
Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man:
Your place or mine?
Woman:
Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man:
So, what do you do for a living?
Woman:
I'm a female impersonator.
Man:
Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman:
Do not enter.
Man:
How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman:
Unfertilized
Man:
Your body is like a temple.
Woman:
Sorry, there are no services today.
Man:
I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman:
But would yo u stay there?
Man:
If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman:
If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
A first grade teacher had twenty-five students in her class and she
presented each child in her class the first half of a well known proverb and
asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.
It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their
insight may surprise you. While reading these keep in mind that these are
first graders, 6-year-olds, because some of them are classic!
1. Don't change horses...until they stop running.
2. strike while the...bug is close.
3. Its always darkest before...Daylight Savings Time.
4. Never underestimate the power of... termites.
5. You can lead a horse to water but ... how?
6. Don't bite the hand that...looks dirty.
7. No news is...impossible.
8. A miss is as good as a... Mr.
9. You can't teach an old dog new...math.
10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll...stink in the morning.
11. Love all, trust... me.
12. The pen is mightier than the ... pigs.
13. An idle mind is...the best way to relax.
14. Where there's smoke there's... pollution.
15. Happy the bride who...gets all the presents.
16. A penny saved is ...not much.
17. Two's company, three's...the Musketeers.
18. Don't put off till tomorrow what ... you put on to go to bed.
19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry... and you
have to blow your nose.
20. There are none so blind as...Stevie Wonder.
21. Children should be seen and not...spanked or grounded.
22. If at first you don't succeed...get new batteries.
23. You get out of something only what you...see in the
picture on the box.
24. When the blind lead the blind...get out of the way.
And the WINNER and last one!
25. Better late than...pregnant.
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