Name: Becky (Bubbles)

Reason for being here?: I'm not much of a writer-- I'm very slow at it actually --but I am an avid reader.

Anything else?: If anyone happens to have a story they suggest I read, please, drop me a line(or message). I try to leave reviews when I can, and usually only do so for stories I think are over the top great, but I'm sure even Einstein forgot a few things. :))

One more thing: I'm heading off to Job Corps, hopefully, soon, and will sorely miss all of my favorite stories. I have so enjoyed reading them all over the past year or so, and they will not soon be forgotten. _

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I don't have a (set) RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I used to take ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucin them all.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I HANG OUT with teenage DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOUR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I'm a tomboy SO I must be LESBIAN.

I'm a TOMBOY so I MUST be athletic.