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Author has written 8 stories for Essay, Historical, Humor, Young Adult, and Thriller. ATTENTION FANS AND READERS OF THE JABBE CHRONICLES! Upon finishing my new hit story, Letters of Misinfermation, I have decided that The Jabbe Chronicles was heading towards an inevitable literary demise. To save it, I have completely trashed the story. As my new project, I will completely rework the story. Those few loyal readers will obviously know where the story is going. To make it more appealing, the chapters will be much shorter. One of the most signifigant changes is that the story will be not told in the past tense. I hope to attract both new and old readers. "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." -- Groucho Marx "From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it." -- Groucho Marx "I must say that I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a book." -- Groucho Marx Age: 17 Heroes: Steve Irwin, the greatest Wildlife Warrior to ever walk this Earth. An inspiration to any animal lover alive. A crusader for the animals and for the world. The savior of wildlife. You were taken too soon. So many more animal lives to save, but we were lucky to have your services for the fourty four years we did. Rest in Peace. Crocs Rule. Hey everyone, I'm from Jersey. So check them out and review them. I'd really appreciate it. Things about me? Sure. My real passion is acting and stand up comedy. I've been in two plays (I'd like to be in more...). The first of which I had 2 lines in, in 6th grade. In 8th grade, I was in a play, but this time I had over 200 lines. Me and a few of the choice actors, brought down the house and I was getting praised for months. Doesn't that feel so good? Influences in Writing: Dean Koontz, Thomas Harris, William Shakespeare, Darren Shan, Michael Crichton, JK Rowling Influences in Acting: Christopher Walken, Danny DeVito, Anthony Hopkins, Bud Abbott, Lou Costello, Charlie Chaplin, Morgan Freeman, Edward Norton, Matthew Broderick, Nathan Lane, Steve Carell, Rainn Wilson, John Krasninski, Jenna Fischer, BJ Novak, Angela Kinsey, Rashida Jones, Zach Braff, Donald Faison, John C. McGinley, Judy Reyes, Ken Jenkins, Neil Flynn, Sarah Chalke, Will Smith, Alfonso Ribiero, Robin Williams, John Travolta, Ralph Fiennes, Liam Neeson, Ewan McGregor, and probably most importantly: Groucho Marx, Harpo Marx, and Chico Marx: The Marx Brothers Influences in Comedy: Bill Engvall, Gabriel Iglesias, Louis CK, Dat Phan, Daniel Tosh, Jeff Foxworthy, Frank Caliendo, George Carlin (R.I.P. and fuck censorship.) , Frank Caliendo | |||||||||||
1. The Jabbe Chronicles » reviewsAs orphan Vincent Jabbe ages, his life takes an exciting turn for the worst. He and his faithful friends quickly become mixed up with crooked cops and a sadistic serial killer. All the while, the four learn things about themselves and their pasts. R&R!Thriller - Fiction Rated: M - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,163 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 11-20-09 - Published: 8-10-092. Letters of Misinfermation » reviewsTommy Birch likes to voice his opinion. When we outlaw things, we say "Think of the children!" but what do the children really think? Tommy writes letters on topics ranging from adult magazines to international negotiaion to his own mixed up life. R&R!Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 10,289 - Reviews: 79 - Updated: 8-2-09 - Published: 4-4-093. Conservation of Corruption reviewsCommunity service organizations are supposed to be noble. As freshman Carl Gordon enters high school, he finds that this isn't necessarily true. There's something rotten in this one and he's about to find out what. Rated for language and themes, R&R pleasComplete - Young Adult - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,662 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-15-09 - Published: 6-15-094. Bunker » reviewsOn April 30, 1945 Adolf Hitler fatally shot himself in the head. This is history. This happened. But what if it didn't? What if the most terrible of facists did not choose to end his life. What would become of our world?Historical - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,737 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 4-7-09 - Published: 1-27-095. You Know What Really Grinds My Gears? » reviewsJust what the title says. This is a series of small little rants about the things in this world that make me go ballistic. The first 5 were for my English Comp Class.Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-27-08 - Published: 9-14-086. A Life Altering Experience reviewsThis was another essay for the English Comp class that I love. We had to write about a life altering experience. I chose the day I realized that, for the rest of my life, I wanted to be a performer and make other people laugh.Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-21-08 - Published: 9-21-087. Perception on Reality reviewsWhat has technology done to our perception on actual reality? Why has mankind lost the urge to get out and travel? Is it the internet and telvision's fault? Probably.Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-14-08 - Published: 9-14-088. The Media and the World reviewsMost of us were born into the age of technology. We don't notice what effect the media has on the world. This is just a small essay I had to write for my US History II class.Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-14-08 - Published: 9-14-08
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