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| Schyzotypal X |
Author has written 12 stories for Humor, Humor, Family, Love, and Life. Schizotypal personality disorder, or simply schizotypal disorder, is a personality that is characterized by a need for social isolation, odd behavior and thinking, and often unconventional beliefs. Me (does anyone actually read these): I'd like to think that I'd be a relatively average person if I wasn't so completely tactless, unconciously obnoxious, and hellbent on being brutally honest no matter what. I'm a complete nerd, when I'm not doing school work I'm probably reading a manga, watching an anime, dorking out on fanfiction, playing a video-game, or doing anything but get an actual life that extends farther than the walls of my bedroom. I know that I'm beyond help because my vision has begun to superimpose the Facebook pictures of my friends over their actual faces. I'm really sarcastic and a bit of a dick most of the time and I like to act, make people laugh, and spot the hilarity in everything at everyone's expense (including myself). Writer Shpeel: I'm a nerdy white kid with superficial problems and a chillosophic view on life. I don't like drama (unless it's the mellow kind) and I don't like vapidity. What I do like are good stories, clever situations, interesting premises, and either hilarious or artfully crafted writing. I write with little to no feelings of pride for my own work but a respect for the craft itself. I do like to hear feedback and it's nice that some people actually enjoy my stories, which is why I post on fanfiction and AO3. Most of my work is purely superficial and I don't intend to stray away from that too much. If you like it, read it, review it, whatever, if you don't, that's fine too, just don't go flaming up a storm kay? Links To all you people out there who like, epic stuff and prequels that riddle their sequels with many the continuity error, read the works of my long time companda Legendary Kitty...of death! My Fiction: Story's: whatever idea that pops into my head that can be arranged into an okay story that is readable on paper. Updates: I write impulsively so my updates are sporadic. School also plays a huge roll in kicking my ass and eating my time. Expect long hiatus's, sudden multi-updates and drabbles. Be assured I will finish everything I write...eventually. Comments and Reviews: Every comment is a good comment as long as it's not a bad one. Favorites: I like them enough to share with people, if you don't like it don't read it. | |||||
1. The WTF Journal of Thalia Evans » reviewsWhen life gives you crap, go a little too crazy, make a complete fool of yourself, then write it all down and slap it up on fictionpress…-a parody of life itself-Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 215 - Words: 55,858 - Reviews: 528 - Updated: 9-7-12 - Published: 10-13-082. The Princess and the Ass reviewsA Sexy Tale of Intrigue, Forbidden Love, and Mystique: Once there was a beautiful princess who fell in love with a donkey, and once there was a servant who believed her charge to be the biggest imbecile she had ever met.-creative writing assignment-Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-27-10 - Complete3. The Night Starts Here reviewsYou KNOW something is wrong the moment she ninja rolls into your lawn out of the side door of a moving pizza delivery van. "I'm not who you think I am." "Really Ginger? Your name isn't Corinthia Jasminite Ramirezio? I never would have guessed!"Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,954 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-22-09 - Complete4. The Morning After reviewsThe rather rancid breath of some homeless guy is not the best thing to wake up to on the greatest of mornings. It is, however, at its worst when you're hungover without much of a recollection of anything that happened last night.Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-19-09 - Complete5. The Alphabet Game reviewsA is for apple tree, B is for backyard, C is for classroom...they've done it just about everywhere now...Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 8-18-09 - Complete6. For The Ridiculously Overrated reviewsIn which there is a car, a pair of "Tickle Me Emo" panties, a vampire who works nights at 7-11 and a Slurppy addicted girl who ridicules him horribly for it.Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-23-09 - Complete7. Amarantos reviewswhen thy lives on only in heaven's hearsay..."Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-1-09 - Complete8. After the Present reviewsThey're empty now...Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-1-09 - Complete9. The End reviewsTo live and die for something that is but a hazy concept in our minds. There must be a reason...Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-16-09 - Complete10. Black and Blue reviewsThe color of bruises and sins and us...Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-2-09 - Complete
