Schizotypal personality disorder, or simply schizotypal disorder, is a personality that is characterized by a need for social isolation, odd behavior and thinking, and often unconventional beliefs.

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A lot of people talk about how they've always dreamed of being writers or poets or how they had all these ideas that just needed to be shared with the world. When I was little I liked pine trees... nuf said. I suck at most poetry and I'm about as articulate as a small dieing rodent. I wrote because I was bored, had the means to do so, and wanted to puke up my mind vomit into a readable form that some people might enjoy. If you do enjoy it, high fives. If you don't, keep looking, If you think that I suck and you want to flame me and call me an idiot for trying, fuck you. If you want to help me improve my "work" and make it better, thanks

SchyzotypalX...

...is slowly but surely kicking the habit of using gay as a synonym for shitty.

...annoys people for fun.

...has been asked if she would dance for Jesus.

...has told people that no, she would not dance for Jesus because Jesus would probably be there for some important, not dance related reason.

...is known as Pitch, the Oddmeister, Pigeon and sketchy-kerplunk to her closest freinds.

...hates aggressive non-smokers with a passion

...has been compared to a pigeon by her freinds because of her habit of bobbing her head oddly when she talks.

...refers to herself in the third person way too much.

...likes cake, turtles, the color blue, dark chocolate and the surpernatural.

...has thought about giving her "worst enemy" a dominatrix outfit from Hot Topic.

...worships the Mystical Octopus God and the Insivible Pink Unicorn that is so powerful that it can invisible AND pink at the same time.

...cannot be allowed near glass after an incident in science where she spilled coffee all over three test and broke four thermometers.

...does not enjoy people talking about the science thing. So shut up.

...offers to set cats on fire and hurl them at guys because they hurt her freinds feelings.

...has not had a friend who accepted said offer.

...really wants a friend who would. (She would use a molotov cocktail covered in cat hair, not an actual cat. Don't ask her where she got the cat hair, she'll never tell.)

...Thinks that latin is awsome for sayings such as Carpe Cerevisi Seize the Beer and Eviticus Nox Victorius Night but is useless for all reasons otherwise because it is a dead language. This is what she tells her freinds taking latin when they insult her for taking French. Which is still used! ...in places...screw French, Latin rocks!!

...likes greek stuffs.

...watches fukin' manga soaps and is proud that she watches said manga soaps because, unlike most, she watches them for the warm fuzzy contentment of seeing others in pain.

... has listed the most memorable quotes of life here:

"No, I think you're answer is yes because that would progress the plot line."-Anonymous, Theater 1

"Hey look! Look at us, look at our perfect 180 legs. Hey, check us out! Lets all have a race in split form."-Legendary Kitty, on bitches in her dance class showing off.

"I'm sorry, were you saying something? I was to busy listening to my soul dieing from boredom."-Moi.

"Don't point at me! I'll point at you!"-Roe.

"Because friends don't let friends void their bowels in front of enemies."-Me

Possible Stories and Plans:

This is for stuff that I'm thinking about doing or working on. I don't make any promises but these are always a possibility for me.

The Blog: From drama to angst to more drama to cooking tips, The Blog has it all.

Hello Doomsday: "Doesn't being in a band mean we have to make music?" "No, it only means we have to try our best to get laid."

An Incredibly Useless History: WTF Journal drabbles: Everyone has a story, you just have to look...sometimes you have to look really really hard.

Making The Musical: "But I don't wanna be Juliet II, what happened to Sherryl?" "She broke her ankle." "But Juliet II only has one leg." "...she broke both her ankles."

For all of you who would care to try it out visit my account on Fanfiction

To all you people out there who like, epic stuff, read the stuff by my long time companda Legendary Kitty...of death!

To anyone who likes outspoken goth poerty, go here, to the profile of I'm Not Dead Yet

My Fiction:

Story's: whatever idea that pops into my head that can be arranged into an okay story that is readable on paper.

Updates: I write impulsively so my updates are sporadic. Expect long hiatus's, sudden multi-updates and drabbles. Be assured I will finish everything I write...eventually.

Comments and Reviews: Every comment is a good comment as long as it's not a bad one.

Favorites: I like them enough to share with with people, if you don't like it don't read it.

The WTF Journal of Thalia Evans: Authors Note:so this is an authors note about the weird little journal whatever thing I've been keeping. For some reason I can't stand to directly put author's notes on the thing because it would compromise the "realisticness" of it all I'm posting any though, comment, explanation or excuse for thing right here.

FAQ and other shit:

-The Noodle Incident-STOP ASKING ABOUT THE NOODLE INCIDENT!! The entire allure of the Noodle Incident is to be shrouded in awesome fucking mystery. BEING TOLD ABOUT SOMETHING IS NOT MYSTERY.

-Characters-they come as I make them for the purposes I create them for. Sometimes I base them off of freinds and sometimes I just create them because I think they would be cool to be there.

-Fan references and The Infamous Twilight. I put them in when I have an idea, as for TWILIGHT I'm not much of an actual Twilight fan I'm more of one of those girls who loves and hates the guilty pleasure of a book that is TWILIGHT.

Postie: May 1, 2009

FUCK YEAH!! Today, Mayday 2009, The WTF Journal has gotten it's 100'th review! Special thanks to the Justagirlx3 for her comment on her love of the story and confusion with the footnotes. And thankyou to anyone who's read or reviewed the story.(1)

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Schyze: sniff...sniff I-I'd like to thank my mom and all my fans (wipes away tear) and I'd really like to thank Legendary Kitty, I'm Not Dead Yet, Bored.2.Death and QuicksilverWish for all of their help with the journal and-and fans self hysterically I'd really-really like to thank myself for being SO FUCKING AWESOME! FUCK YEAH! 100 FUCKING REVIEWS ON FUCKING FICTIONPRESS!!'

...overkill?

Kitty: Yeah, just a smidge.

Dead: On the bright side, you didn't make an ass out of yourself too much.

Schyz: Ahhh shuckers.

Postie: June 29, 2009

FUCK YEEEEAAAAHH! I'm going to mofoing New York!!

It's still a bit sketchy but if things go well I'll be going to New YORK for about a week at the end of July which is sweet. Since I'm already super-busy with summer school I won't be updating the journal as much as I should :(. But! On the brighter side, I'm beggining to work on the cameo appearance of the epic-shmepic-stug Elizabeth Volterra in the journal. I already have some plansies of my own for her as soon as Sheyonclanana dies.

But yeah. YAAAY fucking NEW YORK!!