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Kat-Crick
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since: 06-01-08, id: 614673, Profile edited: 06-17-08
Author has written 1 story for Humor.


You're a part time lover


And a full time friend


--Might as well give you the whole "bio" spiel. --

name: katie cricket

most favorites:

color is white. (the color of untainted snow)

actress is ellen page. (juno is boss)

juice is cranberry. (they come from bogs)

language is german. (ich liebe deutsch)

subject is history. (ms was the last state to ratify the thirteenth amendment)

book is the glass castle, written by jeannette walls. (read it, squares)

ancestor is lebanese. (tell me what continent lebanon is on and ill praise you)

musical instrument is glockenspiel. (i play it; its like a xylophone)

hobby is running long-distance. (eight miles is the min)

least favorites:

book is twilight. (too cliche)

food is pickles. (too strong tasting)

law is driving age. (im too young)

attribute in a mammal is long fingernails. (cut those suckers, god!)

candidate for president is mccain. (obama for the win)

medical procedure is liposuction. (its yucky. stop being lazy and take some diet pills)

website is not this one. (or is it)


--contact-- aim!!--> calibungaadude


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1. Something Stupid » reviews
I have no idea. You tell me. This is a story, not poetry .
Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6-24-08 - Published: 6-8-08
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