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since	: 06-02-08, id: 614832, Profile Updated: 09-14-09
country	: United States

Author has written 13 stories for General, Kids, Humor, Young Adult, General, Friendship, and Romance.

Name: Angelica
My Best Friend for Life: Courtney
Age: 13
Gender: Female

Current Obsession: Baseball

Favorite Movies:
1) The Bad News Bears (the 1976 version, not the 2005 remake)
2) Stand by Me
3) Now and Then
4) The Sandlot

Favorite Books:
1) The Outsiders
2) It
3) Looks
4) The Aurora County All-Stars

Favorite Bands:
1) Aerosmith
2) Johnny Cash
3) Metallica
4) Guns 'n' Roses

Favorite Rivalries:
1) Wheezer and Drum (Steel Magnolias) Main reason why: "Wheezer, you look like hammered shit." "Don't you talk to me like that, Drum!" "Alright. Wheezer, you look like shit." Call me evil, but it's very funny watching a cranky old woman and an old man with a sense of humor go at it (especially when Drum growled at Wheezer while walking his daughter down the aisle).
2) Kelly Leak and the groundskeeper whose name I can't remember (The Bad News Bears) Main reason why: C'mon, everyone likes seeing a cranky old woman and an eleven-year-old bad ass who smokes and drives a mini-Harley go at it!
3) Gordie Lachance and Ace Merrill (Stand by Me) Main reason why: Speaks for itself, people.
4) Chris Chambers and Ace Merrill (Stand by Me) Main reason why: Ace almost stabs Chris, for Christ's sake, and yet Chris is still standing his ground! I love it! The emotion, the drama, the way I was screaming at the television screen...

Favorite Friendships:
1) Gordie Lachance and Chris Chambers (Stand by Me)
2) Sam Witwicky and Bumblebee (Transformers)
3) Benny and Scotty (The Sandlot)
4) Eragon and Saphira (The Inheritance Trilogy)

Favorite Romances:
1) Will and Rose (The Titanic)
2) Kelly Leak and Amanda (The Bad News Bears)
3) Bill Denbrough and Beverly Marsh (It)
4) Ben Hanscom and Beverly Marsh (It)

I was a part of a Harry Potter fan club. Our theme song...well...
"Peace and love and power to the POTTER PEOPLE!"

99.999 of the American female population will hate me for saying this (and I am a girl, for your information), but the three things I despise the most are Nick Jonas, chic flicks (Steel Magnolias is an exception. It's my mother's favorite movie, it made me cry, and my middle name is also the name of one of the characters), and, the one that you'll kill me for, Twilight (Stephenie Meyer is an amazing writer, but I believe that vampires need human blood to survive. They don't have a choice in the matter. Plus, the idea that a bloodsucker would ever fall in love with a human is pretty preposterous).

Plays that I recommend:
Wicked
Inherit the Wind
Rent

Books that I recommend: (there are a lot, so I'll narrow it down)
My top four favorites, as seen above
Thirteen Reasons Why, by Jay Asher
Deadline, by Chris Crutcher
Staying Fat for Sarah Byrnes, by Chris Crutcher
The Way, by Joseph Bruchac
The Warriors, by Joseph Bruchac
The Winter People, by Joseph Bruchac
Graveyard Girl, by ?
The Maximum Ride Series, by James Patterson
Avalon, Web of Magic Series, by Rachel Roberts
Black and White (formerly published as Naughts and Crosses), by Melanie (?) Blackman
The Shadow Children Series, by Margaret Peterson Haddix
The Body, by Stephen King
The Shining, by Stephen King (red rum! red rum!)
The Eyes of the Dragon, by Stephen King

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1. The Breaker reviews
This story is an experiment, so it has no summary yet.
General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-16-09 - Published: 11-16-09

2. Impulse »
First in the Bloodlines Triolgy. Chance Truman had thought he'd known who he was. Now, he doesn't even know what he is.
General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-14-09 - Published: 9-12-09

3. Missing the Sandlot
As he makes his debut in the minor league, Zackary Denunez reminisces his past.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-12-09 - Published: 9-12-09

4. The Screwballs reviews
They say that the Screwballs baseball team is perfect for you if you want to learn how to fall down. Any of the Screwballs would say that it's perfect for you if you want to learn how to fall down, stand right back up, and dust yourself off.
General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-22-09 - Published: 8-22-09

5. The Psychiatric Center Hotline reviews
Love is in the air! Or is it?
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-7-09 - Published: 8-7-09

6. TongueTied reviews
Nick Johnson and I sure have a history.
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-7-09 - Published: 8-7-09

7. Just a Little Toy Soldier » reviews
A collection of my poetry.
General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 13 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-4-09 - Published: 7-26-09

8. The Three Bs
Boys, baseball, and buddies!
General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-4-09 - Published: 8-4-09

9. For Courtney reviews
A poem dedicated to my best friend.
Complete - Friendship - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-27-09 - Published: 7-27-09

10. The Homerun
I hit the plate twice with my bat / The catcher behind me hisses, "Don't blink." a baseball poem
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-13-09 - Published: 7-13-09

11. My Own Cliche
Suicide is one of the oldest cliches there is. Samantha Gerdy never thought that it would touch her life.
Complete - Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,565 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-13-09 - Published: 7-13-09

12. Disapproving reviews
Bea and Jeanie are best friends...and polar opposites. Bea: Caring, forgiving, loves puppies and kittens. Jeanie: Rude, vulgar, and can easily be compared to the compared to the Terminator. WARNING: Offensive material within. Flames welcome.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-8-09 - Published: 7-8-09

13. Seven Days With Tonia reviews
The Blackeyes are the best team of boys at the bat in town! But when their leader's five-year-old sister has to spend an entire week with them...well, let's just say that things won't be pretty. Rated for swearing and insults.
Complete - Kids - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,242 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-8-09 - Published: 7-8-09

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