I am zenmaster. I like chai and the colour green. Given the opportunity, I will steal your hat.

Put simply, I am an atheistic ectomorphic biped who does not eat meat and occasionally writes stuff.

I consider myself friends with Beanpaste-chan, StageConspire, Alegra Rose and an antique typewriter from the 1890s. I dislike bad grammar, buttery toast and French accents.

WHAT DID I PUBLISH HERE?

Short stories. The first chapters of novels that never got anywhere. Some apalling poems (seriously, I shudder just by thinking about them).

UPDATE

It's official. I now have a teapot. His name is Oslo.