I am Princessa MIA!
g'daii mate!
i Wanna be a princess but Will won't return my phone calls or marriage propositions
me: Oh William, where art thou?
Prince William: In my castle where i belong, you crazy stalker!
me: I knew it!!
so my friend turned me onto this site cuz she's a dork who spends all her time on this computer. oh wait i do that now too...
i wanna be a writer and a princess...
i was on this site and i was reading some of these stories and i was like wow, these people need to get published.
yo tell me if you like my stories
So this is a little bit bout me!
i'm totally gonna be rogue for Halloween. Robin Thicke's new album. Great. Buy It. Now :)
Yeah so if you didn't notice my name is Mia. i'm very complex, oh wait i think i may be simple. hahaha. being happy come easy to me. i ain't apologizing for it.
i love
1. God
2. my mom
3. the rest of my loser family
4. books and music
5. hot boys
6. cute boys
7. hot bad boys( i know but we all have our virtues and vices)
8. happy faces (cuz lord knows some people are ugly when they cry)
9. quotes
quotes that i favor
muffin tops are bad and should be stopped! don't kill ladybugs
-Mia (that's me)
time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ...
- Louis Hector Berlioz
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss
- Douglas Adams
"Go ahead, make my day."
-Clint Eastwood
I’d much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships.
-Gilda Radner
Baseball is very big with my people. It figures. It’s the only way we can get to shake a bat at a white man without starting a riot.
—Dick Gregory
“The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is because they have a common enemy.”
—Unknown
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn"
-RHETT BUTLER
"I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!
"You can't handle the truth!"
"Badges? We ain't got no stinking badges!
"Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!
"They're here!" POLTERGEIST, CAROL ANNE FREELING
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