WORKS IN PROGRESS:

"Rings on Her Fingers, Bells on Her Toes"

WORKS FOR THE FUTURE:

"I Eat Sunshine"

"Fear is Only What You Make It"

I am

Fabulously Unique
Wildly Entertaining
Horrifically Hilarious
Deviously Open Minded
And the Best Damn Dragon Slayer This Side of Texas.

I Have

A Wonder Dog
A Mister Mom
A Pig For a Boyfriend
A Hippo of a Best Friend
God’s Gift on My Chest
Envy
Gluttonly
Sloth
Lust
Pride
Rage
Greed
And the world's smallest gargoyle living inside of my ear

I Know How

To Treat People Right
To Juggle my Intestines
To Stand on My Toes
To Wash My Hair
to Make PB&J
To Make People Laugh
Ski While There Is No Snow
Walk On Water
Pick My Nose
And To Memorize The Encyclopedia Backwards.

jEALOUS?