I'm currently participating in NaNoWriMo 2008!! yay "throws confetti" soo, view my page at http://www.nanowrimo.org/eng/user/423249 and see how much i write. haha. enjoyy!!
hey people!
FairlyOddGirl here... my real name's Jaime. and no, my favorite show is not the fairly odd parents. i've just been told that i'm a some-what crazy kid, so odd fits perfectly, along with 'girl', for well obvious reasons. anyway, i'm 14 years old and I lovee reading. so why not write a book ?! (or just random beginnings of mulitple books?!) umm.. what else, what else? i have blue eyes and long, wavy, dark blondish hair. my favorite color is purple and i live for ice hockeyy (= hmm... schoool. well, lets see i'm a freshyy (freshman, ninth grader, grade 9, first year of high school, or any other name that you can think of) at a prep school. i live in the USA, but no more information about my whereabouts will be given out (i dont want to be stalked or anything. haha). and that's enough info about mee, for now. so, my first three books are in progress. (whether they're any good or not, i dont know...) more books will be coming once i give up on both of my first three, which is pretty soon...
i'm not the fastest writer (actually, i'm just a procrastinator) but it may take me a long, long time for me to post a new chapter. so, you have two choices of dealing with this situation. a) get over it and wait, or b) you can keep commenting me and telling me to hurry up with my slow-paced writing... your choice.
my avatar... is from nanowrimo08. wish me luck people, since i haven't gotten far... =/
andd here are my three stories:
Ditched: ok. its random story that i just wrote. i kindaa like it, so im trying to write it for NaNoWriMo 2008!! (which i'm officially (trying) to do. haha) anyways, i have no more ideas for it. but if i do end up using it, ill definitely post it whenever i get the chance...! (which may not be very muchh...)
My Dream: It's a semi-new story (meaning from the summer), that I just started writing, and I'm giving up on it cuz i've been pretty swamped with homework lately and i've been lacking some new ideas. sooo, the story's about a girl named Audrey who's been having this crazy/scary dream every night. She keeps trying to forget about the dreams, and she makes up excuses when she wakes up with evidence from something that happened in her dreams. Right after her 16th birthday, the dreams begin to mix in with reality and Audrey doesn't know what to believe. I'll add more to this summary once I write more (and figure out exactly what's going to happen).
Ivory: It's a very old and crappy story that I wrote so long ago and don't like it. Please, save me the embarressment and don't read it! kay, thanks byee!
some of my favorite quotes are...
- "Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars." - Brain Littrel (I absolutely loveee this quote, so i felt the need to put it on here...!)
- "92 percent of the teenage population would die if Hollister and Abercrombie said that breathing wasn't cool. Would you be one of the 8 percent laughing hysterically in the background?" -it's just a question that i thought was oh so worthy enough to include in this fabulous profile of mine =P
- "I suffer from OTD (Obsessive Twilight Disorder)." -monika's (midnightflight) profile
- "Two wrongs don't make a right, but I'm pretty sure three rights make a left." -it's what I always say
- "My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems." -monika's (midnightflight) profile... again
- "You're wrong for thinking I'm wrong. That makes you wrong twice." -a bumper sticker I wasted 4 dollars on at a book fair and then put on my agenda
- "I am friendly. I AM friendly. I SAID I'M FRIENDLY!" -monika's (midnightflight) profile... again
- "I'm an official sponser of Trumpet Hero." -it was on a shirt I saw
- "Do you konw taht the hmuan mnid raeds wrods as a wohle and not lteter by lteter? And we thuohgt spelilng was ipmoratnt!" -monika's (midnightflight) profile... again
- "Don't get high on life: cereal hurts when it gets stuck up your nose." -monika's (midnightflight) profile... again
- "I have a hobby. I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you've seen some of it." -monika's (midnightflight) profile... again
- "The funny thing about common sense is that … well it's not really very common is it?" -monika's (midnightflight) profile... again
- "A good friend helps you up when you trip. A best friend laughs at you and trips you again." -dedicated to all of my fantastical reviewers (especially two certain people hint hint wink wink)
- "Please, don't throw your cigarette end on the floor; the cockroaches are getting cancer." -monika's (midnightflight) profile... again
- "There is an opposite to everything: Fire has water, sorrow has joy. God has Bush." -Urban Dictionary
- "Do you know why there are so many blond jokes? Because the brunettes have nothing better to do while all the blonds are out on dates." -monika's (midnightflight) profile... again
- "Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!" -kate's (maplewing) profile
- "A.D.D. Attention Defi... Hey look, a butterfly!" -a shirt my friend Liz bought on the Ocean City, NJ boardwalk
- "I didn't slap you, I just high-fived you in the face." -a button my friend Amy had on her facebook
- But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, clumsybella15, maplewing, Midnightflight, Fairlyoddgirl,
- "Don't take the chance that I'll get shiv-happy on your wannabe a"". Ghost me mother f""ker, that's what I would do to you." -random quote that my weird friend monika (midnightflight) decided to text me during the middle of a very important conversation about evil pumpkins and flying mutant-kids. but shhh its a secret ;)
HEADS UPP!! I STOLE THIS FROM KATIE-KINS AKA MAPLEWING! just wanted to let you all know cuz i dont want to take credit for it or anything... haha
1. YOUR REAL NAME: Jaime
2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first three letters of your first name plus izzle) Jamizzle (i put an 'm' there instead of 'i', cuz 'Jaiizzle' just looks weird. haha)
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav coulour and fav animal): Purple Dino
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name): Elizabeth (sounds very dramtic, right?!)
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Geljauer (woahh. thats... interesting)
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favourite color, favorite drink): Orange Shirley Temple to the rescue!
7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Alzeacl (i thought it looked cooler with the 'z' in it)
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): Rachel (nahh i dont think that works...)
9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets) Black Maggie (definitely doesnt seem goth but ok!)
ATTENTION ALL FICTION PRESS-ERS (YES, THAT MEANS YOU): COMMENTS ARE WANTED!! please read my stories and comment. I can't say that I'm a new writer anymore, but i could certainly use some tips. sooo, feel free to leave me tons of comments. oh yeah, and I do accept criticism... i might not take it well, but i definitely accept it ;)
thanks! xo FairlyOddGirl
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