Hi people and welcome to my blog...account...thing. There's a story on here but I have to warn you that it sucks balls. Seriously don't read it. Your eyes will BLEED.

Anyways, I love to read and I like to write when it's not timed, I can write what I want, when it's not at school, and when I can use swear words (no story is complete without those!).

Random question: "92 percent of the teenage population in America would die if Edward Cullen said that breathing wasn't cool. Would you be one of the 8 percent laughing hysterically in the background? If you're not, you deserve to suffocate."

My life-long dream is to go sky-diving, but i also want to tape a flashlight to the top the the shower drain where the water won't hit it, turn off the light, and take a shower with the flashlight as the only source of light. I know, I know- I'm special.

yeah...i had this little speech up here that I got from another profile...but I had to take it down since it said "loves and is obsessed with Twilight" THE HORROR!! O_O God I can't believe I had that up there for so long...and this is where I sincerely thank Kate for pointing that out =)

um...so that's about it. my profile just underwent some drastic surgery and had a bunch of crap removed. and if you're actually still reading this...stop wasting your life!! go read some other story. or read this one, but you'll probably commit suicide halfway through. just a warning. heed it.

ps- sirius black is fucking amazing. as is Batman, Joker, and Rorschach. =)