Update 12/8/09: Lex is currently in deep shit with his parents. He might not be back for a while. Send all messages through me, Kat.
"You're awful, I love you" Ludo- "Love Me Dead"
"Hello! Operator? Get me the police! I've been kidnapped! ...What? I need to pay a knickel? But I don't have a knickle! ...Borrow one?! Operator, you have obviously never been in a Chinese Opium Den!" Thoroughly Modern Millie (I edited the quote so it made sense, lol)
'Ello everybody!!
Bluorange is like Hot Chocolate in July.
Bluorange is like kissing in the rain without an Umbrella
Bluorange is like dancing sushi on the moon
Bluorange is like a thousand multi-colored tacos!
Key: Kat and Lex (only applies to bios)
OMG! don't you think the avatar is fun? orange was bored and since her only artistic talent is with PAINT and she was very bored one night so that is the result!
AUTHOR BIOS:
Kat is Orange- Orange! Whee!! Orange is a mastermind who thinks she can write poetry...(ok why in fucking third person?) Hehe, poor Kitty Kat I(thats better) like British comedy, grapefruit Izzes, and the chord G9.
Music: Alt. Rock, Folk, The Jam, Indie I think this is the only genre we have in common, Bluegrass, Mod Rock, and Fugazi
Movies: Spinal Tap, rock operas, Thumbsucker, The Prestige, Life of Brian, Howls Moving Castle, School of Rock, The Princess Bride, all Tim Burton, I'll watch anything...
Books: Everything and anything
People I Love: Blue you'd better! -goes all psycho bitch on you, my fellow slash addicts, John Cleese, Bill the llama trainer, Margaret Cho, Christopher Guest, Michael Stipe, Albert Einstein, Jon Stewart(have you ever seen really old episodes from when he was on the Jon Stewart Show? those are great) George Harrison OMFG! SEX ON LEGS! PLEASE TAKE ME GEORGE!! PLEEEEEEEASE, evil villains, Harold Alexander, whoever invented graham crackers
Things that make me horny: O.o emos, the song nails in my feet, rickenbacker guitars, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, chocolate(all those yummy hormones) insomnia, Jimmy Eat World, all of those beautiful slash stories that are up here, more emo boys, wool sweaters...
facts about moi:
I would rather be a Sith Lord than a Jedi Master-the sith have cooler lightsabers:O, no way! Jedi are so cute and innocent!
I love to dance, it is my artistic outlet- contemporary ballet, lyrical and jazz mostly. I have some really beautiful teachers too!
I am with the duct tape revolution!--apparently you don't know what that is... neither do I, but I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together!o.o??
I am the one and only reincarnation of Elvis!- oh yeah, that's right. Fine, then I'm Marilyn Monroe
I am lazy Oh my God, join the club!
Hey! I'm Lex, and I am currently known as Blue! People call me Lexy, and sometimes when the mood hits them (they've had anough alcohol) they like to call me Sexy Lexy! OMG! I know, it's freaking sexy! SEXY LEXY! I'm a really skinny boy who everyone seems to think is anorexic (even Kat) but I'm not! I swear! I only starve myself when I mega-depressed and I usually crack after a day or so and go gorge myself on pudding because I LOVE pudding!
Music: Pop, Pop/Rock, Electronica, Techno, some Folk. I love Imogen Heap and Frou Frou (they're the same thing), Regina Spektor, Dar Williams, Abba, Telepopmusik, The Hush Sound, and I LOVE Japanese Pop! It's freaking sexy!
Movies: Gone With the Wind, Bridget Jones's Diary (1&2), Atonement (recently obsessed), Stranger Than Fiction, Better Off Dead (mmm, young Jon Cusack! Omg, I know!), Fantasia, The Neverending Story (only the first one, the others were horrrible), Two Weeks Notice, R.O.D. (Read or Die), The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian (I hated tje first one) and~~ Sprited Away, Thoroughly Modern Millie, The Sound of Music, Paprika
Books: Um, there's lots. Let's not go there, ok?
Obsessions: Yaoi, Anime, Reading, Wicca, My Computer, DDR, Resident Evil 4 (The only one I've played... and BEATEN! I played a little RE2 at my friends house once), video games in general.
Ultimate Place For Sex: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! IN THE BATHROOM! There's so many opportunities to change the position! Heehee! No way, on a car that's on a ship, that is ultimately doomed
Qui Suis-Je? (Facts):
5'6"
15
Boy
Gay/Bi (depends on my mood)
Total virgin (LOVE ME!!)
Skinny
Mildly live up to my nickname hell yeah, you know you're sexy
Am a decent writer
Has a friend for every occasion
MAJOR bitch when pissed off
Loves Kat! aww I love you too
Cannot STAND computer babies. They annoy the fuck out of me
Cusses lots! HEEHEE!!
Favorite things in the world!:
Men
Sex
SEX!
Cookies
Pudding
My friends!
Writing
FUCKING PEOPLE OMG!
Saying OMG
Watching movies
reading sex stories
SEX!!
Saying SEX!
Ok, I'd better stop now...
My partially ex-boyfriend Chris! YES I KNOW! BE JEALOUS! We sorta broke up cuz of geographical difficulties though...
Don't worry about contacting us, we now a have a joint email address that we can both access, so your reviews and PM's will be seen by both of us! You can also email us at: fpbluorange@yahoo.com
Some of our stories and poems include:
'Maybe This is a Poem' by Orange: Written for my best friend in the whole wide world. I absolutely love her!! It's not very good, but it's honest. Thank you for being my inspiration, Si. This can be dedicated to strong friendship, and loyal friends. Muah, muah! kisses!
Culture Shock by Blue: I wrote this sort of on a whim. I just had the idea that I REALLY wanted to write a romance, and then I decided that I'd go a homosexual one. But I wrote this story with the intention to keep it clean, and I don't think I'll change that. I'm still hoping it will become just a little bit more popular, but I have a lot of friends who like it so I won't be TOO upset if it doesn't!
Culture Shock Quiz:
1. Fin is...
a. wallsexual
b. adorable
c. straight
d. most definitely B!
Culture Shock Trivia:
Fin's Full name is Finesse (blech)
Adrian's Full name is Adrian (Adrian Vincent Gerard)
Hector lost his virginity when he was 12 years old
Ren is eight inches long (which beats Adrian's 7.5)
I Love You!! (randomness)
Fin's first time was with Adrian (aw...)
Fin has considered buying a dildo three times in his life (chickened out each time)
Adam Brody was based off a guy I saw in line at six flags
Amber can play the accordion really well, along with speaking spanish and seducing men
Fin's Bday is the same as one of my closest friends, also one of the first people to read the story
Also! If you're curious as to what Fin looks like, about four months ago, a friend of mine did a really good anime drawing of him! She also did a drawing of him with Adrian, but I imagined Adrian differently so I decided not to post that. Here is the link to the picture on my other friends photobucket account!: http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh259/vesterboy/2008-04-30-1613-49.jpg
Upcoming story ideas for:
Blue:
Title: For Now
Summary: Collin can't stand Michael. Michael can't stand Collin. And NO, their animosity will not eventually lead to love... because Michael and Collin are the same person. And they love the same man. Expect problems...
You can expect this story to be up by: Around Late July, early August at the latest.
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Next UPDATE TO HOMEPAGE:
August 15th 2008!
random weirdness because I want to say it (I guess you can skip it if you want...):
"Did you know that 63 percent of statistics are made up on the spot?" -??Unknown
"Life sucks, and then you die. And if you are Hindu you come back as a piece of shit and life sucks again."-JM
"If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?"- Scott Adams
"Jocks are the first proven example that evolution can go backwards."-Sierra
"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect."- Mark Twain
'Make love, not war!!'
"Inspiration strikes us hard and fast! Much like stupidity, but with better results..."
"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity"- another ??
"You have such a short attention span, Lex... OMG! A LIGHTBULB! :O!" - Brendan
"The freezer isn't on steroids?!" -Sierra
"You can just PRETEND on stage, ya know!?" - Lexy
~Chris: "Guess what I got today!"
~Lexy: "A vibrator?"
~Chris: "No... but close! I got a sexy pair of underwear! Bikini style! ;)"
~Lexy: "That vibrates?"
~Chris: "No... I wish!"
~Lexy: "Ew! You perv!"
Lex: "Thomas, your inner black man just set off that car alarm!"
Two hero's so incredibly awesome that they couldn't be kept apart; blue, orange -pose in superhero-y ways- together they are: BLUORANGE
BE JEALOUS OF OUR AWESOMENESS!! Together, we conquer evil while providing the world with good wholesome SLASH AND POETRY!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
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