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HI!! No, roglol is not my real name. (duh, right?) It is a nickname meaning Rolling On Ground Laughing Out Loud. Because aparently I laugh loud and a lot around certain peepsals. (Sorry. People) I can not spell so spell check is my best friend. ( I thought I was your best friend! - Indi Nile) If I missed any word that were spelled wrong in my story(s) than please don't hesatate to tell me. Books: I like the books Inkheart, the Septimus Heap series, Maniac Magee, The Dragonslayer's Apprentice, Matilda, the May Bird series, and like every other girl I know twilight and all the sequals (I like Edward better than Jacob in case you are wondering) TV: I mostly watch Mythbusters, NCIS, Bones, Numbers, or anything we have DVRed. (mostly includes A Hauntings) Video games: I like Guitar Hero and Super Smash Bros. Brawl the best. I swear I did not plan on writing story(s) on this but my friend persuaded me to put our story(s) on here so it(they) should be up when I get around to it. (This summer some time. At least that is what I hope) Oh, one last thing, if you do not notice I am really random so expect weird thing to POP up every now and then. PENGUINS!! (sorry, random moment) (Oh and I like penguins) Random Copy And Paste Things You know you live in 2008 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on the microwave 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did! copy this into your profile if it is true YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!) You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?') When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?') After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!) You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (once a key actually fell off!) Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions) If you have ever walked into a room, and forgot what you were doing, then started walking away, and suddenly remembered, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this into your profile If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this , copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile Drugs are bad news. Spread the word Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you're against animal cruelty, copy and paste this into your profile If you dislike people who dislike people who aren't pretty copy this into your profile 92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this into your profile if you're one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off 98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile! If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it,copy this into your profile! Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart! (i did not know the baa baa black sheep and mozart parts, okay?) There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile! 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are the type of person who misses the friends they lost, Love the friends they have and hurries to check their E-mail everyday after school in order to keep up with your old Life. Copy and Paste this. If you've ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile! If you LOVE these copy and paste things,copy and paste this in your profile. If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile. People are people. It doesn't matter if they're gay,straight,bi... those are just labels. Everybody deserves to have a happy life. If you agree copy and paste this in your profile. Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. (or Geek) If you've read this ENTIRE profile and wasted about ten minutes reading what took me hours to put together, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS! If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have sibling(s) that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile. If you KNOW you have too many of these copy and paste things but have no intention of stopping now copy &paste into ur profile! If you have ever tried to do something cool and ended up looking like an idiot, copy and paste this into your profile. If people look at you funny, and think you are insane, copy and paste this to your profile. If people do not even doubt that you are different, copy and pate this into your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this into your profile. If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile. If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile. If you laugh when someone hurts themself then copy and paste this into your profile. If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever said something out loud that you thought you were just thinking in your head, put this in your profile. If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever read a novel over 300 pages in under 4 hours, paste this into your profile. If you have answered a question by saying "Penguins" when penguins had NOTHING to do with what you were talking about, copy this into you're profile. If you have ever walked into a wall, put this in your profile. If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe that fictional characters exist, copy and paste this onto your profile If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile. If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy this to your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you’re crazy and you know it, clap your hands! Then paste this into your profile. 98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! MY Favorite Random Sayings I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you. It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it? They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly I think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," I don't think many people would be dead... so much to do... so many other things to destact me beam me up scotty there's no inteligent life on this planet unsupervised children will be given sugar and a free puppy good morning is an oxie moron quick... hide all the chocolate... in my mouth 100 percent of people who have eaten a pickle have or will die (oh, and 100 percent of divorces start in marriage) thank you, captin ovious (Yeah, i've been promoted to Captin) when in danger or in doubt run in circles and scream (it works for me) you don't have to be crazy to work here If at first you do succeed don't act so suprised (and, if at first you don't succeed don't try skydiving) obey gravity the generation of random numbers is to important to leave to chance (3.14159265358979323 ok not random but i like pi) it is better to be silent and though a fool then speak and remove all doubt (so true so true) then why are you still talking PENGUINS (no really) one by one, the penguins are stealing my sanity it is true you know (yep and now! Onward! On a quest to get my sanity back from the penguins!!) reluctant to let 'sleeping bears lay' Wendell temps fate once again "psst! Penguins fly at midnight, pass it on" my penguin is smarter than your president How easy do you think it is to sneak into a zoo? i need to see some penguins like right now! :-) Okay, Back To Normal Saying (once again totally random) DANCE MY PUPPETS DANCE sorry to all those who were offended by that (yeah we're not all puppets) come to the DARK side (we have cookies!!) Mess with me. When I become a ghost I'll hide you keys. Who will be laughing then? By the time you finish reading this you will have relized you wasted 5 seconds of your life Whoever said nothing is impossible has never tried to slam a revolving door MOVIE QUOTE TIME guess the movie Man One- " Man 2- ( "And what makes you think she is a witch?" (she turned me into a newt) "a newt?" looks a completly human man in astonishment (... I got better) THAT IS RIGHT THE MOVIE IS Monty Python And The Holy Grail (it is okay if you got it wrong) Best friend go up to random people and say " Shun the nonbeliever Shuuuuuuuuuun" (Charlie the Unicorn ROCKS) Strangers stab you in the heart, Friends stab you in the back, but Best Friend stab you with little bendy straws I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. "Music is like candy, you gotta throw away on the rappers" I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals. I’m a vegetarian because I hate plants. (i'm not a vegetarian but i like the saying) "God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns "People fear the strange and unusual. I am the strange and unusual." "Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing." All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies. Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. 'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO! I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes. I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it." --Unknown At last! My plans for world domination are complete! MAHAHAHAA? Oh look, something shiney? i just saved a buch of money on my car insurance by threatening my agent with a golf club (i got that from a website. It is a webcomic. http://xkcd.com/1 if you want to read it) Favorite Quotes Kira: why are you hitting each other with water bottles? Me: cause it is more fun with weapons. ok my science teacher was talking about how the smaller something is the more you can have (or something like that)(he may have been talking about matter/mass/volume. i can't for the life of me remember what) i really have no idea why but he said it a lot so it had something to do with what we were learning.this was his example: "So if you what to kidnap someone you could either fit one fat kid in your trunk OR you could fit like 10 skinny kids. which would you choose?" yeah something like that If there's anything unsettling to the stomach, it's watching actors on television talk about their personal lives. "So you'll put down your rock, i'll put down my sword, and we try to kill each other like civalized people?" - Westley (The Princess Bride) "we'll never survive" "nonsense, your just saying that because no one ever has" - (The Princess Bride) "Life IS pain highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something" - Westley (The Princess Bride) Things To Ponder How come the idiot is always in charge? How can there be multipe Final Fantasies? If you choke a smurf what color will it turn? Why do fat chance and slime chance mean the same thing? If a man is standing in the middle of a forest speaking and there is no women around to hear him... is he still wrong? If walmart has lowering prices daily, how come nothing is free yet? When you erase a word with a pencil were does it go? (and where do all the eraser shaving go for that matter?) Why are wise men and wise guys opposites? Just before someone gets nervous do they experience cocoons in their stomach? (you know, having butterflies in your stomoch when you are nervous) Why don't more psychics win the lottery? Why does the minute hand on school clocks always click backward before advancing? Why does your nose run and your feet smell? How can someone be dirty poor, and another be filthy rich? Why don't penguins in Antartica ever get frostbite? Where do the lost socks in the washer and dryer end up? (Maybe the have an island in the Atlantic where they all go to get away from the smell of peoples feet) What was the best thing before sliced bread? (you know that saying 'it's the best thing sence sliced/wonder bread'? yeah) Why do they call it football when you really don't use your feet at all? (American football) Is it legal to name your kid "Anonymous"? (SWEET! ok, not for the kid but that would be cool to know someone with that name) If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking? If you were a pastor, and you were getting married, would you hire a pastor, or would you do the wedding yourself? You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance? Why do blacklights look purple? (seriously what is up with that) Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won't hit them? If there's a hole straight through the earth, from the south pole to the north pole, and you jump through it what would happen? would you keep falling forever, or fall back down when you get to the middle, or is it physically impossible? (And what about when you were digging that hole? Would you start digging up after you hit the center? Would you keep going down? But what would happen when you hit the other side? SO confuzled! AHHHHHHHHHHH! THAT THING IN MY HEAD HURTS!!) Isn't it weird that if you rearange the word "teacher" you get "cheater"? (Haha my mom is a teacher) How come people say they ate the last piece of gum, when they really just chew it? You know the saying "throw ya hands in the air like ya don't care"? why bother doing that if you dont care? (yeah people WHY?) Why is there no pine or apple in pineapple? Why do water bottles have a "best if used by" date? Why do they put holes in crackers? Why can the saying "it's all downhill from here." mean both that it will be easy and that it is going to get worse? If all of ACME's products backfire, why does Wile E. Coyote keep buying them? (Tehe Looney Toons ROCKS. I like the RoadRunner and Wile E. Coyote the best!) Who is Hacky, and why the heck is he in a sack? (HACKYSACK Haha!! sorry) Who was in the kitchen with Dina? Why do they say "an alarm going off," if it is really going on? Why is shampoo clear but conditioner not? If a singer sings their own song during a karaoke party, is it considered karaoke? Why do women wear such uncomfortable shoes? You are planning to fail. If you succeed which did you really do? (Did you succeed or fail? I know that is a little confusing but it is fun to think about) I got all/most of these questions from igoogle (the gadget 'things to ponder') or bored.com (http://bored.com/crazythoughts/index1.html) if you read this far: CONGRATS I hope you laughed along the way if not: at least read the bold titles, somethings on here are funny | |||||||
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