TheMonomaniacalGoblin
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since: 06-11-08, id: 616307, Profile Updated: 01-27-10
country: Canada
Author has written 10 stories for Life, Song, Romance, Sci-Fi, General, Action, and Horror.

Ahoy thar! I'm TheMonomaniacalGoblin.

MONOMANIA (noun)--

1. (no longer in technical use) a psychosis characterized by thoughts confined to one idea or group of ideas.

2. an inordinate or obsessive zeal for or interest in a single thing, idea, subject, or the like.

Feel free to call me Gobs, or any variation of. I've also picked up the nicknames Alby and Fanta.

The rest of this profile is by all means, optional reading.


Current/Main WIP: Tell Me Why You Cry- My best work so far. It's my one serious work which I am considering publishing. Please feel free to give feedback on that. : )


Latin II : Veni, Vidi, Dormir.


THE ADDAMS FAMILY!

Girl Scout: Is this made from real lemons?
Wednesday: Yes.
Girl Scout: I only like all-natural foods and beverages, organically grown, with no preservatives. Are you sure they're real lemons?
Wednesday: Yes.
Girl Scout: Well, I'll tell you what. I'll buy a cup if you buy a box of my delicious Girl Scout cookies. Do we have a deal?
Wednesday: Are they made from real Girl Scouts?

Morticia: Children, what are you doing?
Wednesday: I'm going to electrocute him.
Morticia: But we're late for the charity auction.
Wednesday: But, Mother...
Morticia: I said no.
Pugsley: Pleeaaaase?
Morticia: Oh, all right.

Wednesday: May I have the salt.
Morticia: What do we say?
Wednesday: (sternly) Now.

Morticia: Wednesday's at that very special age when a girl has only one thing on her mind.
Ellen: Boys?
Wednesday: Homicide.


"Speak the truth, but leave immediately after."

-Slovenian proverb


THANK YOU FOR GRACING MY PAGE WITH YOUR PRESENCE. HAVE A NICE DAY.


1. Tell Me Why You Cry » reviews
It's never the kid's fault. It's our fault- what we tell them, why we lie to them, everything we cover up. Society's crumbling before our eyes. These kids who're supposedly our future are wrecking it. That's why they die. I'm here to make that happen.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,166 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 11-20-09 - Published: 4-14-09
2. Time Won't Let Me Go » reviews
Caz, the only child of a late prominent mafia figure, is taken into The Life. But there's no room for mistakes on The Streets. Everyone knows that if you step out of line, you face the consequences. Dropped due to fail. Sorry.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,469 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 1-10-09
3. Drabble of an Insomniac on Halloween reviews
For some, Halloween is an excuse to dress funny and demand candy from strangers. For a mentally ill insomniac, it just might kill. Drabble- Oneshot.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-31-08 - Complete
4. Take Your Suicide Pills reviews
The meds dulled my senses, repressed my thoughts. I no longer felt like I was living. But they told me that was fine. That it was normal. And that I was getting better. So I believed them. I trusted them.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 10-13-08 - Complete
5. Thanksgiving reviews
With a national holiday comes unfamiliar, uncomfortable company. Maybe it's best to be alone, after all. Maybe that's all one can hope to be thankful for.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-13-08 - Complete
6. Escapades of the Romantically Challenged » reviews
A series of oneshots revolving around the romantically challenged and the poor people subjected to them- pranks, misunderstandings, hookups, breakups, tripups, and generally F-ups galore! Rating slightly varies between chapters- from a low T to low M.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,456 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-6-08 - Published: 7-21-08
7. Scene Three, Action! reviews
Boy meets Girl, Boy loses Girl, Girl comes to her senses... Boy and Girl receive paychecks. As always, not your typical Hollywood romance.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-2-08 - Complete
8. Only In Your Dreams reviews
He used to be her world... until a wise man came along and tossed in his two cents worth.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-16-08 - Complete
9. Isolation reviews
Two words; Isolation & Vanity.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-13-08 - Complete
10. Edge Of The World reviews
How many ways have you to considered to die? There's a girl standing at the edge of the world, ready to jump. But the question is... will she?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-13-08 - Complete