This year i am doing NaNoWriMo, or at least attepmtping to do so. My pen name under the NaNoWriMo website is Lady Midnight (a change, i know, but i wanted something new, something more . . . mysterious. lol.) So check it out, and buddy me if you're doing NaNoWri Mo.

Chosen: Liv is a Bodyguard, chosen to protect one of the King's Generals. Except Ander doesn't need any protecting, in fact, he has no need for Liv at all. Having no choice but to accept his offer, she becomes his bodyguard and student, trying her best to keep a secret that could destroy her life, and his as she does so. Meanwhile, another General is planning an assassination attempt and Ander wishes to take over the kingdom in a coup, placing someone else on the throne, and turning the Monarchy into a Democracy.

And now . . . a sneak preview of Chosen: When he was gone I allowed myself to vent. I threw pillows at the walls and screamed into them until i was sobbing. When would it go away? i was sick of the anger, the pain, the fear . . . the love. I was sick of supressing it all, of hiding it away in the farthest reaches of my mind. I'd thought perhaps that having someone to tell, having someone know the truth, would help, but it didn't. I realized then that the one person I wanted to know me, know every inch of my being, the one i yearned to be around so foolishly was the one person who could not ever know me.

I am amazed that i have had enough time to write as much as i have for this story. Two weeks ago i was kicked by my horse and ended up spending four days in the hospital, and a whole week home from school. On top of that im still catching up on stuff from school that i missed becuase of being in the hospital. Namely math (which i didn't understand to begin with, yet i still have a test in tw days), and AP Chem . . . fuuuuuun stuff. Oh well, thats what happens, right? So anyway . . . just read and review to make me feel better, becuase it will, and i will talk to you all later!!

I realize its been a while since ive written anything on here . . . Not much to say. Summer's finally here, i mean as far as heat goes!! :) We've had a lot of rain . . . my poor hay! Oh and today my dad, brother, a few friends, and i spent a good four hours hauling hay. Luckily it wasn't close to nintey degrees, like last year!

. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children

2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts

3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping

4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire

5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking

6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado

7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts

8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children

9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.

10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping

11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regualr soap

12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness

13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required

14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use

15. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

16. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?

17. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).

18. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

19. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought??...)

20. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?

21. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

22. On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because??...)

23. On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?

24. On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)

25. On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

26. On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)

27. On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

28. On a Korean kitchen knife-- "Warning: keep out of children."
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

29. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity.

'Never Argue With A Woman'

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.

She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.

He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am.What are you doing?'

'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?').

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'

'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.

For all I know you could startat any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.
It's likely she can also think.

Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

"The greener grass on the other side is probably just artificial turf."

Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.

-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

-Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

-The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

-I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor doesn’t exist.

"Nothing worse than getting your pigtails shot off..."

"Nobody move! I dropped my brain."

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"He who laughs last didn't get it."

Never knock on Death's door-ring the bell and run away. Death really hates that.

Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

-When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

-Education is important; school however, is another matter.

I had my soul removed to make room for sarcasm and I don't regret it.

-Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

Regular lions say ROAARR.

Angry lions say BLARGAROARIMMAEATYOU

Sad lions say roooaaar.

Mountain lions say: OMGEDWARDCULLENRUN!

A Twilight Survey:

Which book in the series is your favorite?

All EXCEPT Breaking Dawn. So disapointed. Twilight will always have a special place in my heart XD

How long did it take you to read the books?

Hmmm. Not sure. I read Twilight B4 anyone was crazy-obsessed, i think. New moon took me a while. Eclipse a day or two. Breaking Dawn: I tried to put it off as much as i could.

Who introduced you to the books?

My BEST friend. B4 there were fangirls. LOL. I think seventh grade maybe? Idk. I read it didn't like it. Read it again, and couldn't stop!!

Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?

BOrrowed Twilight, then bought it. Bought New Moon. Borrowed Eclipse. Bought Breaking Dawn.

What's your dream ending to the series?

Hmmm. Not sure. I can't even remember how it ended. I read it once. Haven't touched it since (don't get mad, it was just TERRIBLY dissapointing.)

Who is your favourite character?

Hmmm. Emmet i think . . .

Who's your favourite vampire?

Jasper/ Emmet

Who is your favourite werewolf?

Can't remember . . . been too long since i have read--OH! Quil! LOL.

What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?

Definitly the part in the car . . . after the restaraunt (can't spell).

What was your favourite Bella and Jacob moment?

Hmmmmm. Th eone where she hits him! I LOVE Jacob, so Jacob haters, BEWARE!

How about your favourite Bella and Alice moment?

When she comes back. Duhhhhhhhhh. In New Moon.

What was your favourite adventure/battle?

The Ballet Studio

Which book cover was your favourite?

Twilight

Are these books among your favorite books of all?

They R up there. Along Side the Inheritance series and Harry Potter.

Twilight or New Moon?

Hmmm. Its a tie. New Moon, no. Twiulight. Nope. Still undecided XD.

New Moon or Eclipse?

NEW MOON!

Eclipse or Twilight?

Twilight

Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?

Edward, of course. If Bella was meant to be with Jacob, she wouldn't have ever met Edward.

Who do you like more:

Bella or Edward?

Edward.

Bella or Jacob?

Bella . . . Hmmm. I think its a tie. I love Jacobs character XD. COMPLETE opposite of Edward.

Bella or Alice?

Alice.

Alice or Jacob?

Another tie. Realistically, Alice.

Rosalie or Alice?

Alice.

Jasper or Alice?

JASPER!

Jasper or Edward?

Tricky.

Carlisle or Esme?

Carlisle.

Emmett or Jasper?

Emmett.

Emmett or Jacob?

Emmett.

Bella or Rosalie?

I think this is a funny question Hahahahaha. By funny. I mean weird. Both.

Esme or Charlie?

Esme.

Charlie or Carlisle?

Carlisle.

Charlie or Billy?

Billy

Jacob or Sam?

Sam.

Sam or Quil?

Quil.

Quil or Embry?

Good question!

Who's the better villain: James or Victoria?

Victoria: Because she never gives up, even when James is long gone.

Werewolves or Vampires?

Both. There woldn't be Twilight if there was only one.

How did you first find out about the movie?

Good 'ol www.stepheniemeyer.com

Are you excited?

I was excited! But i don't like the actors. Alice is good. Something needs to be done with Jasper's hair. Emmet and Rose are PERFECT.

What do you think of the casting so far?

Pretty much. okay. Nilly was amazing and charlie. The villians . . . couldn't have been better.

Are you going to go see it?

Been there, done that. CANNOT WAIT for New Moon.

If it were possible...who would you most want to meet in person?

Not Edward. Creepy. Quill or Embry.

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

If you wished you could either own or star in primeval copy and paste this onto your profile

Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901

Bella Cullen: Luckier That You since 1987

I am so glad that I finally finnished The Light House!! Its the only story that i have ever finished that hasn't been a school project! And thank you all sooooo much for your reviews--I couldn't have donw it without you!!

Oh, wow. That was really old news, wasn't it? Hehe, im sorry. Hmmm . . . what to say. Oh yeah! Thanks you guys so much for reviewing The Light House!! Your reviews serioulsy kept me going, but unfortunatly i am stuck. and by stuck, i seriously mean stuck with super glue. You must be thinking, hmm how can she be stuck when she HAS to write that wedding chapter? Well, peeps, im sorry, i really really am, but i can't help writers block any more than you can. :)

Nov. 15th, 2008

Okay, I know that i am terrible. I need to update, really i know. Right now my mind is flooding with so many new ideas and i have been working onm ITSOTS part two (is finished, finally, now to type an dpost it hehe) and PART THREE! part three isn't long yet, only a chapter and a half, but its really getting away from me.

I have decided that i am going to take Asteriod and Following Zarah off, until i can get up the courgae to continue with those two stories. To replace it, I believe that i will be uplading my newest story; Beast. Just a little author's note. The chapters are supposed to be short (origonally i was just going to combine them and make big chapters out of little ones, but i like the short chapters) so no flames there.

Hello! Guess what comes out on Nov. 21st?? Twilight!! 3 weeks early!! Yay!!

ATTENTION: Russian roulette is back! I know it isn't perfect, but its almost finished and when it is then i am going to give it to one of my friends to mark up! Then it will be almost perfect!!

My "name" is CrazyCowgirl101. This handsome man you see to your left is Pippin (Named for Pippin Took from LOTR), my very first horse. I live near Salem, Oregon and have two horses, Llamas, chukars and Pigeons, cats, dogs, and goldfish (in our pond). I am horse crazy. I'm in OHSET and LOVE it. Barrel racing and Pole bending are my fav. events. I am also book crazy and I love to write.

About me:

1) I HATE rap. I don't care who you are-- it isn't music and it never will be

2) I love to read a TON

3) I have been to Costa Rica for two weeks and had a blast. We went zip-linning and boogey boarding. I even got to see baby Olive Riddleys scrambling towards the sea, and Leatherbacks being dug out of their nest by volunteer hatchery workers. It was awesome.

4) I love horses. I am obsessed. Literally.

5) I HATE politics even more than i hate rap.

6)I also have an absolute fear of two things a) spiders; and b) tornadoes (weird i know. and i live in oregon. there aren't tornadoes here)

7) I'm not the best speller, but i am a grammer freak.

8) I love science and hope to become a biological oceanographer

9) my fallback (i wish) would be to play with the walt disney studio symphony, although i do not play any string instruments.

10) I play Eb Clarinet, Bb Clarinet, and Soprano sax (Im not too good with the sax, but i just started this year). Im on my fifth year w/ the Bb clarinet and my first for the Eb (its easy).

11) My dream date (as cheesy as it sounds) would be to ride horses bareback on the beach. When its warm.

Favorite Authors: Stephenie Meyer, Christopher Paolini, JRR Tolkien, JK Rowling, Clive Cussler, and Kerelyn Sparks. (I have too many to list so I narrowed it down a bit)

Favorite Books: Twilight Series, The Host, Stravaganza: City of Masks, Eragon, Eldest, and coming soon Brisinger, Harry Potter, Inkheart and Inkspell, Pride and Prejudice, Blood and Chocolate, The China Garden, Hawksong, and the Alphabet of Dreams. To Kill a Mocking Bird. Blink of An Eye (Ted Dekker--AMAZING!). The Private Novels (also AMAZING).

Movies: Saharah, Chocolat, Harry Potter Series, The Illusionist, both National Treasures, all three Pirates, Ever after, Armeggedon, LOTR, The Chronicles of Narnia, Star Wars (Im a geek, I know), The Lake House, The Last Holiday, and MORE.

TV Shows: That 70's Show, Bones, NCIS, House, CSI, Storm Chasers (thats proly y I HATE tornadoes).

Favorite Sayings:

1) Some people are like slinkies, not really good for anything, but they're fun to watch when you push them down the stairs. -- My Friend, Tally

2) If a person suffering from a multiple personality disorder attempts suicide, is it considered a hostage situation? --anonymous

3) A good story should be like a woman's dress -- long enough to cover the subject, but short enough to remain interesting. -- One of my teachers

4) "I'm betting on Alice" -- Stephenie Meyer, the Twilight series

5) Stupid, shiny volvo owner! -- Twilight, by stephenie meyer

6) "Hi, I'm Earth, have we met?" --Tommy Boy

If you kNow someone who has had or has cancer add your name to this list and copy and paste it into your profile.

CrazyCowgirl101

You Know You Live In 2007 When...

1.) you accidentally enter your password on a microwave

2.) you haven't played solitare with real cards in years

3.) you know that the REAL reason you're not staying in touch with old friends is because they don't have a screen name

4.) you'd rather look all over the house for the remote control instead of just pushing the button on the T.V.

6.) your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job

7.) as you read this list, you just keep nodding and smiling

8.) and as you read on, you think about sending it to your friends

9.) and...you were too busy reading to notice there wasn't a number five

10). you actually scrolled up to see that there was a number five

11.) and you are now laughing at your stupidity

If you totally fell for this, put this in your profile!