|The Red Mouse|
Author has written 1 story for Young Adult.
... Red Mouse ...
Some cool quotes:
I’ll give you a definite maybe. Sam Golwyn
True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. Erich Segal
The 12-step chocoholics program: NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE! Terry Moore (a true genius)
I should have conquered the world. Napoleon Bonaparte (thank God he didn't out wise we'd be parle-ing in francais)
I kind of had a problem with Math./ Which part?/ The Math. Bumper Sticker.
I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later. Mitch Hedberg
You can't buy happiness, but you can buy ice-cream, that's close enough. Bumper Sticker.
A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands Flair Piece
I'd give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter Flair Piece
I love my cat... My cat does not care. Flair Piece
Essay: To explain something that could have been said in two sentences. Flair
It isn't homework unless it's due tomorrow Flair
I'm not quiet I'm plotting Flair
Writer's Block: When characters get fed up with all you put them through and go on strike Flair
I lurk around this site, without reviewing, just like the rest of you.
I actually feel guilty, but usually forget to review anyway.
I won't review if I have nothing to say-- which happens a lot now days. There's usually no substance in the story.
I will review even is I hate the writing style, but was forced to feel an emotion. (like sadness)
I will only read your story if I like the summary, so if the story says "i suck at sumaries, but plz read and rivew" I won't read it... but I constantly want to go and tell you were right, you do suck. I'm not mean enough to do it.
If there are spelling errors in the summary, I won't read your story.
I don't read any newly submitted work.
I only read stories with several chapters in them.
I usually don't review until the last chapter I read.
I think the best writers use the fact that their popular as a reason not to update often.
I hate the fact that all of a sudden all the really good authors are taking off their work off this site, because of plagiarism issues.
Plagiarists should be burned at the stake like witches for the above reason.
I hate slash. I also think there are too many slash stories on this site. No, I am not a homophobe, but I do feel uncomfortable with the subject.
What the effing hell is a pillow book? And why are people posting their diaries on fictionpress? Isn't that what facebook is for?
There are too many similar stories on this site, mine being one of them.
I love looking at character pictures (look at mine bellow).
Why is every male lead super rich and handsome, and sexy, and the best kisser, and arrogant, and a jerk?
What happened to normal guys? We're only disillusioning ourselves, I know I have.
Why is every female lead and independent, only pretty, kick-ass, bitching, man-hating, and is hiding some sort of tragic memory?
Why do such female leads become dependent, beautiful, vulnerable, whinnying, slutting, and emotional once they realize they're in love with the lead male? Seriously?
I hate those kind of stories, and yet those are the characters one most often meets on fictionpress.
I suffer anxiety when I post something on this site.
I check my email, and the stat page every five minutes for updates.
I won't let anyone I know read my stories, mostly cause I think they'll think I'm weird.
I love my reviewers.
If you have read this, drop me a note... if you want.
In the Wrong Niche character pictures:
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