Who am I? I dunno who do you think you are? I think I am Bob, Bob Billy, Really I'm Billy Bob, Oh Nice to meet you!!
My name is LEIGH and I am 13 years old!! I FALL A LOT!!! My pen name: Im. The. Angel. Of. Darkness. I am awesome hell ya!!lol well I act pretty crazy sometimes but thats why you love me! My passion is acting.Therefore I am pursuing my passion while wearing a great pair of heels!!I am an idiot and have the most amazing friends!!I am a huge acting freak I also love to sing and dance but that's not exactly my strong points lol I love to live life to it's fullest extent the things your most scared of are normally the things most worth while so don't let life pass you by I love going to the mall and hanging out with my friends my friends are alyssa, leana, faith, amanda, kacy, caitlyn they are always there for me and i love them so much for that
Alyssa-She is AwEsOmE we are alot alike she is one of the bestest friends EVER!! love hanging out with her and talking to her on the phone or on the computer I am happy I found her cause I would be lost with out her I know she's crazy and we have our ups and downs but when the roller coasters over you want to go back on just like after our ups and downs and all the crazy twists and spins I still want to hang out with her I would never want to lose her!! Leana-she is NUTZ!!But I love her such and idiot!!I love hanging out with her oh yea and she is OBSESSED with David Archuleta but I still love her Faith-that girl needs some serious help!!but i love her anyways she is a great friend and a big talker but a good listener cait, kacers, and manda-they are so much fun to hang out with I LOVE YOU!!
FUNNY STORIES!:(a bunch of had to be there moments)
omg so my friend calls my laugh the "bird call" or w/e b/c i weeze like a bird when i laugh REALLY hard so i spent the night w/ my friend monday and there was this bear and it was missing an arm and i was like what the hell happened and then i turned its head and shes like its the excorcist and i started laughing and then i started laughing REALLY hard and did my "bird call" and so she then started laughing at that and she started crying and then i started laughing at her face and then i went pee and came back in her room and started laughing again! and this kept going on and like i would get up to leave and then i would start laughing even harder so then she went pee and came back and we started laughing again this went on for an entire hoour!! NO EXAGGERATION! omg it was so funny
So I was at my old school with my friend nikki and her boyfriend joseph and i was like, "I saw this shit and it said bite me on it," and joseph was like, "What did you say?" and i was like, "I saw this shirt that said bite me on it," he's like, "No you said shit," "I was like oops my bad" lol it was funny
I was riding in the car with my mom and there is this place called atlantic self storage and i was like haha hey the initials are ass and my moms like yea its like a commercial, "What's in your ass?" so we were cracking up like were high and the next day i tell my friends and sadly my parents work at my school and they walk up to my mom and are like hey missy(my mom) whats in your ass it was so funny so now we joke about it all the time
ok so i was with my friend nikki at school when i was supposed to be in class but we weren't and the little kids have this sandbox (filled with mulch defeats the purpose damn mulch) and i am horrible at walking across it and so nikki was like ok put your foot here shes like olivia do it so i did and i walked across and i almost made it to the other side that was thick and my teacher comes outside and she's like nikki olivia get inside so i fall hit my foot on the sandbox cut my arm with a piece of mulch(damn mulch) and am laughing i am like in hysterics it was so funny
So it was the last day of school and I was sitting next to nikki who was next to joseph and my friend jeffry pulled me off the desk and sits there i was like bitch lol and so he got up to do something so i sat there and he goes to pull me off well i grab onto nikki thinking i am smart well she grabs on to joseph and so i am in mid air and i fall and i am again in hysterics and am like damn the last day of school and i have to fall!
9 Names:
YOUR REAL NAME:
Leigh
YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 4 letters of real name plus izzle)
Leigzzle
YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)
blue cheetah
YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and street you live on)
Naomi Winterhawk
YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your middle name)
Attna
YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink)
pink coke
YOUR ARABIC NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, 1st letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and last letter of your middle name)
Etnonjy
YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (Parents middle names)
Dawn Lin
YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets)
Black Shadrach
Why America has some issues (Yes, I live there, but tough. These are all clever.)
1. Only in
America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.
2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places
in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America...do drugstores
make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their
prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the
front.
4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers,
large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America...do banks leave
both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in
America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway
and put
our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America...do we use
answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't
miss a
call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8.
Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages
of eight.
9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to
describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics'
meaning
'bloodsucking creatures'
.
10. Only in America...do they have
drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.
What Hallmark doesn’t print:
1. So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day. Look at the
bright side, its really good pay.
2. My tire was thumping, I thought it was flat. When I looked at the
tire, I noticed your cat. Sorry!
3. You had your bladder removed and you're on the mend. Here's a
bouquet of flowers and a box of Depends.
4. You've announced that you're gay, won't that be a laugh, when they
find out you're one of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.
5. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! Cause when I had mine I got
real snippy.
6. Heard your wife left you, how upset you must be. But don't fret
about it, she moved in with me.
7. You totaled your car and can't remember why. Could it have been,
that whole case of Bud Dry?
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The 7 things I hate about you
You're vain, your games, you're insecure
You love me, you like her
You make me laugh, you make me cry
I don't know which side to buy
Your friends they're jerks
And when you act like them, just know it hurts
I wanna be with the one I know
And the 7th thing I hate the most that you do
You make me love you
7 Things ~ Miley Cyrus ~
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I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a concieted snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I'm a TOMBOY, so I MUST be a lesbian
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST eat spaghetti and meatballs everyday
I'm an OUTCAST, so I MUST be a jealous loser
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be obsessed with boys and gossip
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be frigid
I'm SHY, so I MUST NOT have any friends
I have a lot of GUY friends so I MUST be dating them all
~STOP STSEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD ANY MORE STEREOTYPES YOU'VE HEARD.
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ThInGs To PoNdEr:
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station..
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?
Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?
Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?
Why does the word "Filipino" start with the letter F ?
Why are the copyright dates on movies and television shows written in Roman numbers?
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Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods..
On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)
On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..
On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)
On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..
On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
So effin funny!!:
One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"
"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."
In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.
"Jesus!" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.
"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.
"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.
"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones had winked off again. However, this time, the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.
The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"
Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!"
"Amen," replied the congregation.
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Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.
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Daddy's Poem:
Her hair was up in a ponytail, her favorite dress tied with a bow,
Today was Daddy's Day at school and she couldn't wait to go.
But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home,
Why the kids not might understand, if she went to school alone.
But she was not afraid, she knew just what to say,
What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today.
But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone,
And that was why, once again, she tried to keep her daughter home.
But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all,
About a dad she never sees, a dad who never calls.
There were daddy's along the wall in back for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently,
Anxious in their seats.
One by one the teacher called, a student from the class,
To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed.
At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare,
Each of them was searching, a man who wasn't their.
"Where's her daddy at?"
She heard a boy call out. "She probably doesn't have one." another student dared to shout.
And from somewhere near the back, she heard a daddy say,
"Looks like another deadbeat dad, too busy to waste his day."
The words did not offend her, as she smiled up at her mom,
And looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on.
And with hands behind her back, she slowly began to speak,
And out of the mouth of a child, came words incredibly unique.
"My daddy couldn't be here, because he lives so far away,
But I know he wishes he could be, since this is such a special day.
And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know,
All about my daddy, and how he loves me so.
He loved to tell me storys, he taught me to ride my bike,
He surprised me with pink roses, and taught me to fly a kite.
We used to sahre fudge sundaes, and ice cream in a cone,
And though you cannot see him, I'm not standing here alone.
'Cause my daddy's always with me, even though we are apart,
I know because he told me he'll forever be in my heart."with that, her little hand reached up, and lay across her chest,
Feeling her own heartbeat, beneath her favorite dress.
And somewhere in the crowd of dads, her mother stood in tears,
Proudly watching her daughter, who was wise beyond her years.
For she stood up for the love, of a man not in her life,
Doing what was best for her, doing what was right.
And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd,
She finished with a voice so soft, but it's message clear and loud.
"I love my daddy very much, he's my shining star,
And if he could, he'd be here, but heaven's just too far.
You see he is a Marine, and died just this past year,
When a roadside bomb hit his convoy, and taught Canadians to fear.
But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away,"
And then she closed her eyes, and saw him there that day.
And to her mother's amazement, she witnessed with surprise,
A room full of daddy's and children, all starting to close their eyes.
Who knows what they saw before them, who knows what they felt inside,
Perhaps for merely a second, they saw him by her side.
"I know your with my daddy,"to the silence she called out,
And what happened next, made believers out of those once filled with doubt.
Not one of them could explain it, for each of their eyes had been closed,
But there on the desk beside her, was a fragrent, long-stemmed, pink rose.
And a child was blessed for only a moment, by the love of her shining star,
And given the gift of believing that heaven is never to far.
They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them,a day to love them, but then an entire lifetime to forget them.
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The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism
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25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next
week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck k!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
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Lessons Learned in Twilight:
1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.
if you don't like me i'm sorry but I don't care cause this is just me
Call me crazy and you don't know the half of it
Call me a bitch and I'll show you one
Screw me over and I'll screw you over twice as bad
Judge me and I'll prove you wrong
Tell me what to do and I'll tell you off
Say im not worth it and watch where I end up
The freshman child, oh so shy, sits and observes the Sophomore guy.
The sophomore guy, head all in a whirl, sits and watches the Junior girl.
The junior girl, in her red sedan, sits and admires the Senior man.
The senior man, all hot and wild, secretly loves the Freshman child.
Sayings:
GROWING UP
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to let us down probably will.
You'll have your heart broken, probably more than once, and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts
too, so remember how it felt when someone broke yours. You'll fight with your best friend and maybe
even fall in love with them. You'll blame a new love, for the things an old one did. You'll cry because time
is passing too fast and you'll eventually lose someone close to you. So take too many pictures, laugh too
much, and love like you've never been hurt because every 60 seconds you spend angry or upset is a minute of
Happiness you'll never get back.
WE'RE JUST GIRLS WHO HAPPEN TO...laugh for no reason,have stupid fights that are over in like 10 minutes,attempt to sing and dance like in the music videos,make fun of each other when we walk into stuff & no matter what happens we're always best friends=)
Month 1:
Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all of my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.
Month 2:
Mommy
Today I learned how suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.
Month 3:
You know what mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I don't like when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.
Month 4:
Mommy
My hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have alot of it.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.
Month 5:
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I am not a baby.
I am a baby mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?
Month 6:
I can hear the doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!
Month 7:
Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me mommy?
Every Abortion is Just...
one more heart that was stopped
two more eyes that will never see
two more hands that will never touch
two more legs that will never run
one more mouth that will never speak
This so spoke to me and I hope it spoke to you and maybe brought a tear to your eye like it did to me. If it did then pass it along any way you can.
:¨·.·¨:
·.EDWARD
The Enthusiast, Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile
You know you live in 2008 when...
1) You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.
3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is because they don't have a screen name or myspace.
4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote than push the buttons on the TV.
6) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7) As you read this you keep nodding and smiling.
8) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9) And you were to busy to notice number 5.
10) You scolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12) Put this in your profile if you fell for that ,and you know you did
>If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile
>If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
>92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile
>If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
>If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
>If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile
>If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.
>If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.
>If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.
>If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the frick'n trix, copy and paste this into your profile.
>If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.
>AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.
>AV is Addicted to Vampires
>If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.
>If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile
>if you are so obsessed with Twilight New Moon and Eclipse that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.
>If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, copy this into your profile.
>If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile.
>If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile.
>If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.
>If You want to be me copy and paste this to your profile...if you're wondering why you want to be me its because i'm BELLA SWAN
>If you can take any word and some how mix it in with twilight new moon or eclipse copy and paste this into your profile...because you rock!
"People fear the strange and unusual. I am the strange and unusual."
"Nah, nothing here. Well, nothing dangerous. Well, not that dangerous. Know what, I'll just have a quick scan... in case there's anything dangerous."
"I AM CALM! I'M THE PICTURE OF CALMNESS!! NOW GET OUT OF MY WAY BEFORE I THROW YOU THROUGH A WALL!!"
"Mental anxiety, mental breakdown, menstrual cramps, menopause... Did you realize how all our problems begin with MEN!"
"You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?"
"Best friends through thick and thin!
If you cry, I cry,
If you laugh, I laugh,
If you fight, I got your back,
If you trip, I'll catch you when you fall,
If you jump off a bridge... Damn I'm going to miss your emails!"
"Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot."
"Some people are like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but they're fun to watch fall down the stairs."
"I'm not weird,I'm just...SPECIAL!!"
"I am nobody. Nobody's perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!"
"Skill is being able to walk across Niagra Falls on a tightrope without falling. Intelligence is not trying."
"I like singing songs at random points in the day"
"A friend will call you if your in jail;a good friend visits you when your in jail;a best friend will bbe sitting right next to you saying AWESOME! let's do that again;"
"I'm the girl who will bust out laughing in dead silence about something that happened yesterday."
"Were just girls who happen to...laugh for no reason,have stupid fights that are over in like 10 minutes,attempt to sing and dance like in the music videos,make fun of each other when we walk into stuff & no matter what happens we're always best friends="
"Love is like the seasons;it always changes"
"The best things in life are unseen;thats why we close our eyes when we cry,kiss, and dream"
"Life is TOO SHORT to wake up in the MORNING with regrets.So LOVE the people who treat you RIGHT,FORGET about the ones that DON'T and believe that everything HAPPENS for a REASON.If you GET a chance,TAKE it.If it CHANGES your life LET it.NOBODY said it'd be easy,they just PROMISED it would be WORTH it."
"I want a guy who calls you beautiful not hot,who calls you back when you hang up on him,who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.The boy who kisses your forehead. and wants to show you off to the world,who hold your hand in front of his friends,who thinks your just as pretty without makeup on.The one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you"
"The worst thing a boy can do is make a girl fall for him with no intentions of catching her"
"Do what makes you happy"
"Be with who makes you smile"
"Laugh as much as you breathe"
"Love as long as you live"
"Everyday people ask us 'are you two going and out' and they don't realize how painful it is to answer 'no were just friends'"
"Lifes too short to go through with no risks"
"Shes my best friend break her heart and I'll break your face"
"Yeah were acting like immature idiots but at least were having fun doing it:BEST FRIENDS"
"True friends are hard to find,Harder to leave,Impossible to forget"
"Laughing til your stomach hurts is what friends are for"
"Sometimes I'm clueless and clumsy but I got friends who love me"
whats my name
I stunned your bunny
I'm watching you outside your window
This peach is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S
The mailbox out side your house is my best friend
whats the word?
Dancing at Universal!
Bear
I'm your stalker
"Our Song"
Dreams of Bobby eating fruit
I stole your name
Ridiculously Short Cartoons!
Randomness
Pepto Bismal
Tylenol
My culture is eat,sleep, and eat some more!
Book Club
"I'm Only Me when I'm With you"
Sparks of Sparky
Kitty Kat
Mandy's House
The blue button!!
Banana Creme Milkshake!
Oh us weirdos!
Just because I'm small doesn't mean I'm powerless
Say "Kick Gas" really fast
Terrets
You act as if I'm going to fry you alive...thats far too good for you!
awkward!!
Homeslice of toast and not bread because bread is dead and tost is yummy!
pneumotoaltramekrascopicsillycovolcanoconiosis
antidisestablishmenterrierism
Whenever you have time and whenever i have time!
R etards
A ttempting
P oetry
Music is like Candy...You have to throw away the wrappers
-- Stop the Pairing Wars! By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them. You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else. You shalt have your opinions but shalt not insult pairings. You shalt avoid them if you hate them. You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing. You shalt paste this in your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, WWMTgirl,The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, PrincessZeldaSkywalker, ApprenticeEternal, Lord of the Dull, Alien Chicken,DamnThoseDazzlingCullens
The "I Profile Pastings Pasting" Profile pastings are important -- each one has a story. Each pasting that you see has a story, it makes you smile, it makes you frown, it reminds you of someone you know or someone you'd like to meet. If you enjoy the stories and smiles behind each special pastings, paste this in your profile and write your penname. The Enthusiast,DamnThoseDazzlingCullens
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile.
If you are really random put this on your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
Copy the bunny to your presentation to help him achieve world domination, and come join the dark side. (We have cookies.)
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile
If you know a video game/book/movie character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.
Smile... it confuses people.
If you have ever started humming a song that you have absolutely no idea what it is, put this in your profile
If you have ever tried to act out a movie scene with yu friends and gotten weird stares, copy and paste this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever walked into a wall, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile
If your profile is longer than most of the chapters in your stories, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think rap is the most awful thing to ever be called 'music', and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you always forget what you're about to say, copy and paste this into your profile.
Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! If you belive in GOD put this in your profile
Heath Andrew Ledger
Not only did we lose a person, but we lost one of the greatest talents this world has ever seen
April 4, 1979-January, 22 2008
RIP
LOVE YA,
Leigh!!
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