Hello, my fellow writers. Many thanks for choosing to visit my bio (which I will warn you is very dull).

I am in no way a gifted writer, or even gifted in general. I don't have the time to learn how to write well, so until I learn the techniques and skills of best-selling authors, you may be stuck with this.

I write fanfiction for Twilight. If you would like to see it, I go by the same name. Here are the links:

FF.net: http://www.fanfiction.net/~schlurp

Twilight Archives: http://www.twilightarchives.com/viewuser.php?uid=1991

I enjoy reviewing. I know for a fact how much authors love reviews, so I will willingly tell them what I think. Hopefully, I don't come off as harsh, but I won't hesitate to tell you if something is wrong. It's simply who I am.

Music is a huge part of my life. Had my parents not majored in music, I wouldn't be typing this. They're both musicians, so I eventually got curious. I started the clarinet in fourth grade. The first year wasn't very satisfying, but I grew to love it more than anything else. Shortly after, I started cello. I fell in love! Music means so much to me. I would be completely lost without it. I don't care if I ever get married or fall in love; if I have my music, I will be satisfied.

I would like to think that I have good taste in music. Here are some of my favorite artists: Paramore, Flyleaf, Frank Sinatra, Mae, Evanescence, Breaking Benjamin, My Chemical Romance, The White Stripes, The Hush Sound, Three Days Grace, Muse, Within Temptation, Three Days Grace, and many, many more. But you probably don't want to hear that.

I've started on a story I hope to post soon, titled "Vines". Here's my crapalicious summary:

Irina King has been put into therapy after the death of her sister Aldora. Though she finds herself loved despite her tendency to be bitingly sarcastic and obnoxious, she finds herself alone, no one to tell her secrets to. Her secret knowledge of who killed her sister, and that she is sitting in his capable hands.

It should be more interesting than the summary. I hope. :)

Irina (picture her with black hair and ice-blue eyes and shorter): http://www.nextmodels.com/modules/models/?state=model&m_id=2309 I'd look at the picture of her sipping from a red cup. That's how I imagine Irina.

Katy: http://www.nextmodels.com/modules/models/?state=model&m_id=8

Davy (There are no good pictures of Danny Stevens, but just so you know, he's blonde, and VERY SHMEXY): http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/9648/21498911ldssssskm9.jpg

There are the characters so far.

I don't know if I have anything else to say that is of importance.

Thank you for enduring that.